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[lilpinklift-blog]

The “ Fuck me “ haul. Only 10 pictures so I have to post the rest separate??

🌸 Total $1889~  🌸

[maniclifter-blog]

oh my god!!!!!

[lilpinklift-blog]

The “ I Needed some winter clothes and also that blanket because why not “ haul.

🌸 Total $694  🌸

[peachythief]

This is gorgeous

[the-lifting-princess]

The banana throw 😍

[lilpinklift-blog]

The “Last haul before I get my hook and magnet” Haul.

🌸 Total $662  🌸

[lilpinklift-blog]

The “ My magnet is not coming until Friday actually now and it made me so mad I went to get presents for my friends” haul

In other news I dyed my extensions the exact balayage that I have so that is something neat. I am glad I live in a giant city where there are many places to go shopping….

🌸 Total $350 ish  🌸

[punnyplants]

How to make succulent babies!

Step 1: Pick leaves Gently twist the leaf near the base, it should snap off the plant cleanly. Good cuttings will be slightly rounded at the ends, and have no ‘open’ wound:

Bad cuttings will not grow, you need to make sure the whole leaf comes off in one go. Bad leaves are jagged, torn, or cut:

Step 2: Lay all cuttings inside on a piece of cloth. I usually put a piece of old scrap material down on my desk and lie all the leaves out in rows. I try not to pile up the leaves, as this tends to promote rot. Do not water at all. AKA no misting the leaves, no watering the leaves, nothing. Everything the baby succulent needs to grow is stored in the mother leaf, watering may rot the leaf before the new plant is big enough to survive on its own! Make sure the leaves aren’t in direct sun, as they will wither before they form new plants. Filtered light from a window is strong enough!

Step 3: Waiting After about 4 weeks you will start to see the first signs of life. The leaf may send out roots first, it may start to grow with no roots. Both are okay! 

Step 4: Planting (Start watering once a week at this stage) After 6-8 weeks the baby succulents will be big enough to plant outside! I do this by placing the leaves on top of loose, sandy soil that has not been compacted. I do not bother burying the leaves, as it tends to do more harm than good (you may snap roots/damage new shoots in the process):

I place all the plants together, they don’t really seem to mind! These is how they look after about 10 weeks:

When the plants are big enough, the mother leaf will shrivel up and start to die off:

TADA! You’ve created baby succulents :)

[shadesofmauve]

I’m sorry, this is a very beautifully illustrated, informative plant post, but every time I read “Make succulent babies” I put the emphasis on the wrong part of the phrase and expect something.. very… different.

[enchantingostara]

For any gardening witches out there!

[sugarskulllbabe-blog]

I'm gonna illegally download so many planta

[pretty--lifted-blog]

How did you lift all that makeup from Walmart? What's your strategy/plan? Help a girl out haha

Usually, I grab what I want and wrap it up in a cheap shirt like one of those $1.68 tank tops. Then I go to self checkout, scan just the shirt with stuff inside it and bounce. I throw away my receipt and say bye bye to the receipt checker. You could keep the receipt and return the shirt later too.

Or, I walk out with shit under my arm. I’m not kidding. I do this at Walmart as well as ulta. I tuck small things in my armpit while I’m looking at something else and I just leave it there while I walk out. Even though it’s August, we still have cloudy slightly cooler days where I live so I wear a jacket and nobody can even see stuff under my arm.

[klept-hoe]

10/10 CONCEALING METHOD!!! ok so this one is for malls that have food courts (so like every mall). so first you’re going to go to auntie anns or some other food placeand ask for a bag like this. this is PERFECT for lush because you don’t have to use their bags and you don’t have to get your purse dirty!! basically, you just carry the item and drop it in the bag, pretty self explanatory..but if an SA catches you mid conceal you can just grab a piece of food out of your bag. literally fool proof.

[liftin-nymphet-blog]

how are y'all sleeping on this

[lliftingloll-blog]

oh my god the idea to take food out of your bag after concealing is genius

[sp0okylifter]

I love this 😂😂

[comedic-lift]

dude next time i go to my mall i’m gonna get so many urban decay singles and highlighters 😍

[finedineandlift]

items lifted: - my boyfriend’s virginity 😎

TOTAL: $5

[luxeandbougielifts-deactivated2]

Stores that lifters should AVOID like the plague!

AVOID AT ALL COSTS UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET CAUGHT. This list is in descending order from 10-1 with 1 being the ABSOLUTE worst! All of these stores are well-known in our community and in general for having notorious LP. The hauls in which you see any of these store’s merchandise from is really based on mere luck. I know from experience that each and everyone of these stores does not fuck around when it comes to asset protection and they have the most advanced security and anti-theft systems out there. You can collectively see that the hardest stores are going to be your department stores in comparison to lower-level stores like VS, Pac Sun, B&BW, etc. so if you DO decide to take on the feat, please be very careful. I say that because most department stores are required to prosecute each and every individual, no matter how small the lifted item(s) was(were). Also, most of these stores are in the United States. If you have anything else to add pls feel free. XOXO, -BB/LUXE💋 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 10.) Macy’s 9.) Sears 8.) Nordstrom 7.) Target 6.) Kohls 5.) Best Buy 4.) JC Penny 3.) Lord and Taylor 2.) Bloomingdales 1.) Neiman Marcus BONUS - Saks Fifth Avenue

[broken-lifting-baby-deactivated]

I thought target was easy?

[liftmeupbb-blog]

Target can be depending where you live. Unfortunately all of the security at the Target’s where I live are under lock and key and on their fucking game lmfao. Not a single one has even the slightest blind spot. 😭😒

[lifting-fuckface-blog]

Nordstrom has always been super easy for me and my friends?? I got a free people shirt there yesterday first time lifting in a year. other than that fuck yeah guys and pls be careful!!

[veganlifter-blog1]

right, I find it easy there too. I’m wondering why it’s even on the list since I haven’t really seen liftblr ever talk about how ‘hard’ Nordstrom is. actually I feel like nobody ever talks about Nordstrom period . has anyone had a bad experience there? is that why it’s on the list? or..?

[sugarskulllbabe-blog]

I have a crazy easy time at my JCP, they have like 1-3 people per floor and never pay attention

[b3mor3st3aly]

The Back To School Haul

Too lazy to type out totals because Tumblr's already fucked up this post like 3 times.

Stores:

JCP

Hot Topic

Michael’s

Office Depot

Total: $685.72

Some funny stuff happened on this trip. Expect a story when I’m not feeling too lazy to type.

~K

[twilightlifts-blog]

✨MALL HAUL✨

[theobnoxiousteen]

Smaul Maybelline haul that prolly won’t get any notes 💕 (Not pictured) elf eyeliner- I unboxed it and lost it in my room, it flung somewhere.

Btw- got a new phone!! Posting a haul from a week ago in a few Bc that picture is disgusting.

[taylorswipe]

“I hung out with the friends my parents don’t like” Haul

(Some items not pictured) U/t@ -Shape Tape x2 ($46) -all nighter foundation x2 ($80) -Champagne pop ($38) -countur kit ($40)

Outlet store: -Floral shirt $17.99 -dress $20 -shorts $10 -sweatshirt $15

C/@ire’s : -earrings (hoops) $25 -nails $6.50 -glue $5 -earrings $15

B&BW: hand sanitizer x2 $7 -lotion $20 -lotion $13.50 -body oil $16.50

$170/180

Grand total:

$374/396

[klefable]

i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”

[yellowlifting-deactivated201709]

me: says i’m gonna stop lifting also me: doesn’t stop lifting

the ‘apparently red and green themed’ haul

total: ~£130 but i don’t fucking KNOW bc tumblr ate my post

[heavenlylifts-blog]

in a way, i feel like i kind of have a right to shoplift. i’m a sophomore in high school and my moms literally only bought two articles of clothing for me in the last two years. we’re not poor, she just only cares about herself and constantly buying herself new things. and it’s not like i’m a bad kid, i get good grades and do my chores and i’m pleasant. so why don’t i deserve nice things too? it’s not my fault i was born to such a shitty woman. hell, i’m having to boost my way through drivers ed. not all shoplifters are “privileged white people”, because some of us are young with shitty lives that have to provide for ourselves because our parents won’t do it for us.

[purpurcatwoman-blog]

Lifting Playslist

One Jump Ahead Aladdin

Gotta keep, One jump ahead of the bread line one swing ahead of the sword I steal only what i can’t afford and that’s everything

One jump ahead of the lawmen That’s all, and that’s no joke These guys don’t appreciate I’m broke

I mean 

Body Control Leighton Meester

Give me a minute I’m on a mission so listen I got the fire, I’m wild I never tired, don’t stop No I never slow down whether you like it or not I’m gonna shut down the spot I’m taking over the top

Not about lifting but uptempo and a underrated banger that was never officially released

Au Voleur Charles Aznavour

Rien n'est trop sombre Rien n'est trop sûr Je ne suis qu'ombre Je me fais mur Comme un félin je me déplace Raflant les objets de valeur La gorge serrée par l'angoisse Au Voleur !

A very tense song about a guy who stoles luxury goods for his materialist girlfriend and is terrified of getting caught or left.

Material Girl Madonna

You know that we are all living in a material world

And i am a material girl

Stealing Queen

This is the way i live my life you know  

Weelin’ and dealin’ and a little bit of stealing’

(Not about liftng, just a good song)

Les Choses Jean-Jacque Goldman

Si j'avais si j'avais ça Je serais ceci je serais cela Sans chose je n'existe pas Les regards glissent sur moi J'envie ce que les autres ont Je crève de ce que je n'ai pas Le bonheur est possession Les supermarchés mes temples à  moi

Actually, an anti-consumerist song, but rather catchy

(Yeah, go work on your french, people)

Bittersweet Symphony The Verve

It’s a bittersweet symphony, this life

Try to make ends meet, you’re a slave to money, then you die.

Consumerism Lauryn Hill 

Consumerism running through them like a tumor in ‘em Ageism, sexism, racism, chauvinism Capitalism running through them like the rumour business Separatism, skepticism, modernism, atheism Television running through them like an organism Mechanism, despotism, poisoning the ecosystem Satanism running through them like a politician Hedonism, hypocrism, nihilism, narcissism Egotism running through them, need an exorcism

Another anti-consumerism song

Green Light Lorde

‘Cause honey I’ll come get my things, but I can’t let go I’m waiting for it, that green light, I want it Oh, I wish I could get my things and just let go I’m waiting for it, that green light, I want it

Not point, it’s just a banger it should be Song of the Year, and should be on every playlist ever. 

[swiperelzorro-blog]

Adding: Bad Habits by Billy Field When I get the urge I just got to splurge I’m a slave to all my desires Well I’m in a mess Because I can’t repress all of these Bad habits Shoplifters of the World (Unite and Take Over) by The Smiths

Learn to love me Assemble the ways Now, today, tomorrow and always My only weakness is a list of crime My only weakness is well, never mind, never mind

[loliftingg]

Loool this is so cute