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karndeep. 23.

[babyanimalgifs]

[snulbug]

walking around the house at night w my cell phone flashlight on instead of turning on the lights feeling like a bronte character with a candle

[thebootydiaries]

pumpkins: nice

those tiny little mini pumpkins. the small ones. you know what i’m talkin’ about: Really Nice

[fixedyourmeme]

[ulibeanzz]

*hits rock bottom once a week* 

[firesuns-archive]

me thinking about how it’s almost autumn and how im gonna be thriving and baking pumpkin bread for all my friends and wearing cozy socks with ghosts on them

[outlandishreads-deleted-deactiv]

im a simple girl.. i see book, i buy book, i let book sit on my shelf for months unread

[dalishpariah]

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

[filmnoirsbian]

Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves

Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?

Thanos: blocked

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[academicssay]

[theoracleofkwangya-deactivated2]

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

[bitchycode]

“You look familiar” lol shut up I’m always at home

[dinekaaaa]

lmao me af

[bewegungslos]

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

[blanksexual]

it pisses me off when i get customers at my job who tell me “at least it’s FRIDAY” like..no?? it is at best my Wednesday like are you from a magical world where everybody gets a weekend? fuck you

[popgoth]

I’m laughing bc in food and retail fridays are the beginning of the three hell days

[theweirdwideweb]