munching on some karrots

all the nonsense go here

[pothosrays]

forgot to post these magpies i doodled yesterday .

[drumlincountry]

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

[shortshortking]

Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point

[jayalaw]

Will counteract with the fact that some of the apps WORK. They gamify the experience or make it cute so you don't berate yourself regularly.

Signed, a Finch user

[yamino]

Can't argue with true facts... 🔥🎀🧡

[henk-heijmans]

The horse crossing on the sea, 1961 - by Ikko Narahara (1931 - 2020), Japanese

[moshroom]

my paintings over the years, on display in a very exclusive museum (my house). presented in no particular order

acrylic on canvas for all. titles & dates in the alt text. zoom for detail 🧡

[moshroom]

forgot about this one! its hanging in a high place in my kitchen so it blends into the background

[ullathynell]

Happy New Year 🏵

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[newbabyfly]

//connection interrupted.. signal lost

The Moon - Sly

[dailycatsblog]

[knightofleo]

Practical graphic design by Anna Devís + Daniel Rueda

[clownskribbles]

I am so bad at posting here consistently but I feel like Tumblr would appreciate my best friend Fishbag (and the various creatures that live within her)

[what-even-is-thiss]

A not insignificant number of things were named that way because outsiders came in and said “what do you call this” and the locals misunderstood the scope of what they were asking and said something like “that thing you’re pointing at? this is a rock.” and the outsiders were like “got it. Your entire country is called ‘this is a rock’”

[what-even-is-thiss]

See: Canada. The entire country called some equivalent of “small village”.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“What is this place?”

“This is a village.”

“I see. This entire landmass is called village.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

The Spanish: What is this place called?

Locals: I don’t understand your question but our local leader is called Beru I guess.

The Spanish: *taking notes* Peru. I see.

[dalmascandwarf]

My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I think is the funniest lie that I’ve ever heard

[kingcatnine]

it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long

[cartoonrival]

[thememedaddy]

[overclockedopossum]

it's called a strap wrench they're very helpful

[overclockedopossum]

oh right obvious joke

"Behold, a man!"

[roman-ec1ipse]

One of the two types of strap a masc needs

[wizardarchetypes]

the innkeeper tells my valiant and brooding sword-wielding companion that there is only one bed. luckily ☝️ i never go anywhere without my Therm-a-Rest NeoAir XLite NXT Sleeping Pad (size regular/short, 11.5oz)

[wizardarchetypes]

me sleeping like a baby outside the tavern

[darkenedyeastextract]

love the idea you’re not setting this up on the floor inside the room.

[wizardarchetypes]

when i have a cold-weather sleeping bag and merino base layers?? i have to laugh.

[reverendyoda]

In the meantime, your valiant and brooding sword-wielding companion freezes their ass off in the inn, misplacing a couple vertebrae on what is mockingly referred to as "a bed." Which will probably not help with the brooding for a couple days.

[wizardarchetypes]

damn I could’ve prevented this if I’d had the foresight to also carry a second Therm-a-Rest NeoAir XLite NXT Sleeping Pad (size large/wide, 1 lb 1oz)

[geologyingeneral]

[frank-bennedetto]

Ok I looked this up and the discription is half true but not in the way you would think. The fossil is a real example of a Stupendemys geographicus, a pre historical turtle species that could grow to the size size of a small car. The man however is misidentified. "Carlos" is actually Dr. Rodolfo Sánchez, Director of the Paleontological Institute and Museum at the University of Zurich in Sweden, who was the team leader of the paleontologists that found the fossil.

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