Mmm... dat chocolate booty
“Excuse you-- What are you doing staring at my ass for, you creep?! The only one who is allowed to look there is my husband, thank you very much!”

tannertan36
Misplaced Lens Cap
styofa doing anything
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Kiana Khansmith
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Cosmic Funnies
Game of Thrones Daily
d e v o n
almost home
RMH

#extradirty

Andulka
Cosimo Galluzzi
dirt enthusiast
Sade Olutola

Origami Around

No title available
seen from Venezuela

seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from Chile

seen from Indonesia

seen from Germany

seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from Ukraine

seen from Azerbaijan

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Germany
seen from Jordan
seen from Colombia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
@karuixcloud-blog
Mmm... dat chocolate booty
“Excuse you-- What are you doing staring at my ass for, you creep?! The only one who is allowed to look there is my husband, thank you very much!”
Sitting in the living area of the Akimichi clan home while putting together a scrap book, Karui found herself pondering on how long she had been with the clan. A small smile warmed over her lips as she remembered how she first met Choji – a Leaf Shinobi who had more self confidence issues than she did – placing the safety of others before himself. He was a true gentlemen and when she had the chance to talk with him after the war..he was that and much more. The man was a teddy bear with a heart of gold. She didn’t regret marrying him nor starting a family with him. Looking down at the pictures in her hand, she honestly couldn’t help but giggle a little. Pictures of when ChoCho was a baby first eating ice cream..making more of a mess than necessary and getting chocolate all over her hair. She might have looked adorable but that mess was such a pain to clean after words..There were many more pictures laid out over the table. Most of them being of ChoCho when she was a baby and during the time period where she and Choji were dating..as well as a few images from their wedding. This book was certainly bound to be filled with wonderful good memories of peace and laughter. @chocolateakimichi
ChouChou walked into the room and saw her mom sitting an looking through pictures. She smiled and walked up to her, leaning her head against her arm. “Hey, Mama.” She said, peeking down at all of the photos. She was surprised to see so many pictures of herself at a young age. “Whatcha doin’?” She asked, fitting herself underneath Karui’s arm and sneaking in between her legs. She picked up a picture of her eating ice cream and snickered. “I like this one.”
Karui smiled a bit when her daughter sat between her legs. She reached over to another picture, one where Karui was pushing her daughter on a swing while her little legs were just barely touching the ground. “I’m putting together a scrap book of family pictures. Do you want to help?”
I need more blogs to follow, Naruto or not.
{ FOLLOW THIS AMAZING TEMA-CHAN! <3
Fluff Starters
“You’re hair is really soft after you wash it.”
“Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.”
“You smell really nice.”
“Would it be all right if I borrowed your sweater? It smells like you.”
“I might have slept with your robe when you were gone.”
“If you steal the blankets, I am going to put my cold feet on you.”
“Here, let’s share the blanket.”
“You’re comfy.”
“You are my new pillow.”
“You are very endearing when you are half-asleep.”
“But I want to hear you sing.”
“We can talk over dinner.”
“Don’t be stubborn. Try it!”
“Don’t get up - I’ll do it.”
“Will you let me rub your back?”
“Care to give me a back scratch?”
“Star-gazing was a good idea.”
“You look beautiful/handsome in the moonlight.”
“I’ll always be here for you.”
“I’ll be here to protect you.”
“I think I love you.”
“You are my love.”
“How about something warm? It will will help you sleep.”
“It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”
“Don’t be silly. I want to stay up with you.”
“It is not morning yet.”
“Shush and go back to bed.”
“I heard you talking in your sleep.”
“Your bed head is really cute.”
“We’ll do dishes together.”
“How about a kiss?”
“I love your hugs.”
A few were inspired by these.
🌃
( emojis for a reaction. not accepting )
🌃 : your muse knocking on my muse’s door late
◖ -‘๑’- ◗
Having just gotten home, he didn’t expect anyone to be at his apartment visiting him, held with the assumption that most were in bed by now. It surprised him to be honest — thinking maybe it was someone needing his report for his completed assignment. He hoped that wasn’t the case, ready to rest before submitting what he needed to the Hokage in the morning. Ah — but he should probably answer his door anyways. What surprised him the most when he saw who was there was well, who was there. Karui — what would she be doing here so late? It was definitely a shock to say the least.
❝Eh? Karui? Is somethin’ wrong?❞
Well..this was certainly embarrassing. Why in the name of Kami was she here to begin with?! It made her feel uncomfortable standing at Naruto’s door. To be honest though; she had a reason for coming. It was to discuss the mercy he gave Sasuke after the war. She might have been a late in the knowledge loop but she wasn’t exactly happy when she found out from Choji and Shikamaru. They both urged her to not bother getting worked up about it but she couldn’t help it. She had to know..why was a rogue like him being given special treatment? When Naruto opened the door, she rubbed the back of her neck, letting out a sigh. She had to tame her anger and approach this delicate subject as carefully as possible. “Hey Naruto..do you have a moment? I’d like to talk with you..if you aren’t too busy?”
Sitting in the living area of the Akimichi clan home while putting together a scrap book, Karui found herself pondering on how long she had been with the clan. A small smile warmed over her lips as she remembered how she first met Choji -- a Leaf Shinobi who had more self confidence issues than she did -- placing the safety of others before himself. He was a true gentlemen and when she had the chance to talk with him after the war..he was that and much more. The man was a teddy bear with a heart of gold. She didn’t regret marrying him nor starting a family with him. Looking down at the pictures in her hand, she honestly couldn’t help but giggle a little. Pictures of when ChoCho was a baby first eating ice cream..making more of a mess than necessary and getting chocolate all over her hair. She might have looked adorable but that mess was such a pain to clean after words..There were many more pictures laid out over the table. Most of them being of ChoCho when she was a baby and during the time period where she and Choji were dating..as well as a few images from their wedding. This book was certainly bound to be filled with wonderful good memories of peace and laughter. @chocolateakimichi
Send my muse an emoji and they will react to ...
💋 : your muse kissing mine on cheek
💏 : your muse kissing mine on lips
👊 : your muse punching mine
👏 : your muse hugging mine
👋 : your muse slapping mine’s ass
👙 : seeing your muse in underwear
✈️ : seeing your muse in somewhere they didn’t expect to see
😭 : seeing your muse crying
👻 : seeing your muse scared
🌙 : seeing your muse outside alone during nighttime
💤 : your muse coming on my muse’s bed during night
🍴 : your muse making mine a breakfast
🌃 : your muse knocking on my muse’s door late
🍸 : your muse offering mine an alcoholic drink
☔️ : your muse offering to share an umbrella with mine on a rainy day
Ino about Chouji
In the future…
Not only did he get someone, he built a family with her and has the cutest child ever. Right in your face Ino!!
Chouji, Karui and ChouChou
Akimichi Family
{My Karui has a ChouChou now..she is a happy mama. <3
Reblog this if you're having fun playing your character.
Because it needs more of this. I want to see that people are having fun playing the muse that they’ve chosen. Not feeling obligated/pressured to play their muse the way they “should”; ie, the way others might try to pressure them into doing and trying to control them.
:Date In Konoha -Closed Role Play:
@chcuchip Karui was visiting the Leaf once again as an agent of the Hidden Cloud, much like Temari was one for the Hidden Sand. However her visit wasn't just business. She was going on a semi- date with him. Only semi since several of his friends from the Leaf would be with them and they wouldn't be alone the whole day. Still, the idea that she was going to spend time with him that afternoon was going to be the highlight of her day. This evening there was going to be a grand festival celebrating the anniversary of peace between the Five Great Nations. As she neared the gate to the Hidden Leaf, she adjusted her headband for the fifth time that morning and waved to the guards at the gate before looking around for Choji. Normally when she came to the Leaf he would be near the gate or at least not too far from it. Was it a silly notion that she was actually looking forward to spending time with him? She gave a grumbled groan, rubbing the back of her neck as she kept her eyes open for him.
☠ Drabble list-- You can send one anytime.
☠Send me one at your leisure and I will write a drabble based on what you send— Other prompts are always welcomed and encouraged if it’s not stated on this list.
Send any of these to me at your leisure and I will write it— Please be specific to who is going to be doing what.
Scream: My character has caused yours to scream out for some reason. Headache: How my character will take care of yours when they have a headache Expecting: Our characters find out they are expecting a child together. Milkshake: Our characters will have to split a milkshake. Coffee: My character will be hyped up on coffee and pester yours. Mistletoe: Our characters will share a kiss under the mistletoe. Graveyard: My character will visit your characters grave. Spectre: My character will be visited by your character’s ghost or vice versa. Bleed: My character will injure your character. Dream: My character will have a dream about your character. Letters: Our characters will write letters to one another. Nightmare: One of our characters will have a nightmare. Holiday: Our characters will spend a holiday together. Apologize: My character will apologize to yours. Busted: Your character will catch mine doing something they shouldn’t.
Angst of Hell
O Romeo: I will write my character missing/looking for yours. O Juliet: I will write about my character’s feelings for yours. O Macbeth: I will write about how my character kills yours. O Hero: I will write about my character mourning yours. O Puck: I will write about my character pranking yours. O Titiana: I will write about our characters sharing a night in bed or sharing a kiss. Specify. O Oberon: I’ll write about my character getting angry at yours over something they did. Regrets: I’ll write a drabble about my character having regrets about yours. Heaven: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to heaven. Hell: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to hell. Purgatory: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to purgatory. Time: I’ll write a drabble about our characters doing to a different time/dimension. specify.
Will you…?—
Amuse Me: I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer yours up. Accept me: I will write a drabble about my character accepting yours or vice versa. /Or both to accept one another/ Break Me: I will write an angsty drabble about our characters. Befriend Me: I wil write a drabble about our characters meeting for the first time in an AU. Call Me: I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.] Comfort Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character comforting yours- vise versa. Drink Me: I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours. Dominate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character dominating yours. Or vise versa. Enamor Me: I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours [be it out of the blue/Valentines Day,feel free to specify.] Embarrass Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saying or doing something embarrassing to himself or to your character. Fight Me: I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours. Forgive me: I will write a drabble about my character forgiving yours or vise versa. Get Me: I will write a drabble about my character saving yours. Humor Me: I’ll write a funny drabble about our characters. Hustle Me: I’ll write a drabble about our characters hustling. Humiliate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character doing something humiliating to yours. Haunt Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours [as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.] Hunt with me: I’ll write a drabble about your character and mine on a hunt together. Invite Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character asking your character to Join Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [be it a proposal for an alliance, asking them to join them in an activity (you can get dirty if you want), feel free to specify.] Kill Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours. Love Me: I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters. Mourn Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death. Nurse Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours. Offer Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift. Paint Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character drawing a picture of yours [like one of your french girls~ be it painting them or drawing them, maybe offering a picture of them as a gift, feel free to specify.] Quiet Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.] Remember Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to get yours to remember them [be it from an accident, meeting them after years apart, feel free to specify.] Raise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character resurrecting yours. Vise versa. Reunite Me: I’ll write a drabble of our characters reuniting together. Shag Me: I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters. Surprise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character surprising yours. Vise versa. Save Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saving yours or vise versa. Shoot Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character shooting yours or vise versa. Tell Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character confessing something to yours [be it a love confession, a secret, feel free to specify.] Text me: I’ll write a drabble about my character texting yours or your character texting mine. Trick Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character tricking your character. Unbind Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines [be it freeing them from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, feel free to specify.] Value Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character telling yours how they feel about them. Wed Me: I’ll write a drabble about our character under the subject of wedlock [be it my character proposing to yours, or marrying yours, feel free to specify.] X Me: I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.] Yahoo Me: I’ll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something [feel free to specify.] Zip Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well, but feel free to specify.]
NSFW-ish Drabbles.
Torture Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character torturing mine or vise versa. Take Me: my character will kidnap yours. Leave Me: my character will leave your character behind. Deny Me: my character will either deny your character’s advances or deny them a ’ happy ending’. Grope Me: my character will grope yours. Lick Me: my character will lick yours in any specified place or manner. Suck Me: my character will suck on any body part of your character. Tease Me: my character will tease yours, whether in a friendly or a sexual manner. Please Me: my character will do anything to please yours. Bite Me: my character will bite yours on any part of their body. Blindfold Me: my character will blindfold yours in order to have their fun. Meet Me: My character is meeting yours either for the first time or just causally. Greet Me: My character will greet yours, either at the door, at work, or somewhere else. Own me: My character owns your character. Slap me: my character will slap yours. In the sexual manner, or of anger. specify. Call Me: My character will call your character for whatever reason. Hug Me: My character will hug yours. Either by surprise or for a specific reason. Give Me: my character will give yours a gift. Tickle Me: my character will tickle yours ruthlessly.
Starts With a Single Word Drabbles.
Sleep: My character needs to stay at your character’s house for the night, or vise versa. Specify. (you can add any other special things that could happen!) Drink: My character will call, text, or show up at your character’s house drunk. Specify which of the three. Heal: My character will tend to your character’s wounds, or be at their side when they’re sick. Confess: My character will speak their true feelings about your character. (or about a topic. you may choose.) Death: My character’s reaction to your character dying. Time: My character is running late! They are supposed to meet your character at ___________ (fill in the blank) or vise versa. Specify. Protect: My character keeps yours safe from harm. Kiss: My character kisses yours, or vise versa. Specify. Dream: My character wakes up in the middle of the night because of a dream with your character in it. Run!: My character is chasing your character (or vise versa) OR both characters are being chased by ___________ (fill in the blank). Rivalry: I’ll write a drabble of our characters having a rivalry between each other. Revenge: My character will get revenge on yours. Jealousy: My character gets jealous over yours. Hallucinations: My character will have hallucinations about your character. Candle: Our characters spending time together by candle light. Obsession: I’ll write a drabble about my character having an obsession with yours. Vise versa. Thief: My/your character has stolen something from yours/mine and plans to escape with said item. (Be specific on who gets which role) Healer: My/your character helping your/my character when they are hurt/sick. (Be specific on who gets which role, and whether the pain is physical, emotional, or just having to catch a fever) Sky: Our characters are stargazing. Seer: An event with our characters in the past or future. Help: My character requests help from your character (be something silly or serious, you may decide.) Gift: My character gives your character something special. Or vise versa. Specify. I Do: I will write our characters as a married couple. Broken: I’ll write our characters breaking up or in an angsty scene. Spell: I’ll write my character putting a spell on yours. Or being under a spell/curse.
Random Drabbles.
Joke: My character pulling a prank on yours. School: How our characters live through a school day. Specify class if needed. Song: My charcter singing a song to yours, or vice versa. Gloves: How my charcter deals with news from yours, Specify news, etc. Snow flake: Our characters in the cold together.
Will you Mourn…?
Rain — I’ll write a fluffy drabble of our characters kissing in the rain. Kill — I’ll write a angst drabble of my character violently killing yours. Love — I’ll write a drabble of my character admitting they love yours. Lust — I’ll write a drabble of our characters making love together. Date — I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours out on a date. Defend — I’ll write a drabble of my character protecting yours. Fight — I’ll write a drabble of my character fighting with/against yours. Death — I’ll write a drabble of my character with yours on their deathbed. Mourn — I’ll write a drabble of my character mourning yours. Pet — I’ll write a drabble of my character buying yours a pet. (specify what kind.) Wash — I’ll write a drabble of our characters showering/bathing together. Pool — I’ll write a drabble of our characters swimming together. Beach — I’ll write a drabble of out characters at the beach together. Sing — I’ll write a drabble of my character singing to yours. Snow — I’ll write a drabble of our characters building a snowman together. Game — I’ll write a drabble of my character playing videogames with yours. Movie — I’ll write a drabble of our characters watching a movie together. Shop — I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours shopping. Cook — I’ll write a drabble of our characters cooking together. Sleep — I’ll write a drabble of my character snuggling in bed with yours.
Some More…
Traumatic: I’ll write my or your characters going through a traumatic experience. Murder: I’ll write my character killing yours or vice vesra. Home: I’ll write our characters living together. Scars: I’ll write your character touching my character’s scars or vice versa Sketching: I’ll write your character drawing mine or vice versa Warmth: I’ll write our characters getting warm. Solace: I’ll write my character comforting yours or vice versa Drink: I’ll write our characters drinking together Game: I’ll write our characters playing a game. Love: I’ll write our character’s falling in love. Death: I’ll write our character’s mourning over each other. Hate: I’ll write our character’s hating each other. Seduce: I’ll write my character trying to seduce yours or vice versa Old: I’ll write our characters growing old together Song: I’ll write our character’s singing or playing a musical instruments. Child: I’ll write our characters raising a child. Poem: I’ll write my character speaking a poem to yours or vice versa Insane: I’ll write my character is insane inside asylum and yours is the doctor, vice versa
Our Relationship is more than a…
Rivalry — I’ll write a drabble of our characters having a rivalry between each other. Obsession — I’ll write a drabble about my character having an obsession with yours. Vise versa. Proposal — My character proposes to your character. Vise versa. Celebration — Our characters celebrate together. Or have a party. Secret — My character tells your character a secret. Promise — My character makes a promise to your character.
Spending Holidays Together…
Pumpkin: Your character and mine doing some halloween decorating Trick: Your character and mine being sneaky together Treat: Your character and mine being sweet to one another Costume: Your character or mine, dressing up for the other Candy Corn: Your character or mine being cheesy to the other Treat Bag: My character sharing something with yours Leaves: Your character or mine clearing the air about something. Stars: Our characters under the stars together Snow: Our characters in the cold together Scarf: Your character or Mine borrowing/stealing clothes from the other Hot Cocoa: Our characters enjoying a hot moment together. Candles: Our characters enjoying a moment by candlelight Gift: Your character or mine, surprising the other with a present Bows: Your character or mine, dressing/undressing the other Peppermint: Your character or mine, sharing a sweet secret with the other.
Do me a favor. Reblog this if you welcome the use of ask memes as icebreakers between characters that have never, or rarely, interacted before.
“Are you always this excited to see me?”
“Oh--well then..” A faint blush formed over her dark cheeks as she offered him a small smile. It felt a little awkward for anyone to be excited to see her but it was a nice sort of awkward..if that made any sense. “I suppose that would be considered as a compliment then.”
I AM CRYING, THAT DRABBLE IS ACTUALLY REALLYCUTE.
{ AWWW! I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY BUT THANK YOU! <3 <3 I know the pairing for KaruixChoji gets quite a few flames in this fandom but I think they are actually pretty darn cute. <3
:The First Hello:
{A little drabble on how Karui and Choji met.~} It started with a simple ‘Hello’. In the mist of war, aiming for peace between great nations of the ninja world; the possibility for love was so unpredictable. Cupid sure knew how to pick the winners, didn’t he? Karui saw how the Akimichi’s fought on the battle field and to be honest, she was impressed. That was saying alot for the loud mouth sassy Cloud kunochi. It took quite a bit to impress her; especially with her sensei being Lord Bee and her Raikage always having such high standards for her and her fellow ninja in the Hidden Cloud. Once the war was over, Karui found a moment to talk with Choji. She found out that they both had self confidence issues; which was an odd thing to find out. It made her blush like an idiot when he told her that her beauty couldn’t be compared to the rarest butterfly. He was a real teddy bear with a big heart. Shortly after their conversation, she stopped wearing baggy clothing and wore clothes that properly fitted her. Ah, the look on his face when he saw her in a form fitting dress on their first date was priceless. If she had a camera, she would have taken a picture and framed it. The look of utter awe and love in his eyes was irreplaceable. Of course, she giggled was she realized that she had left him speechless for a few minutes. It was from that moment that she knew that good times were yet to come. Who would have guessed that she would land with such a loving man from the Hidden Leaf?
@chcuchip