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The foolery floating past me & the bumblings of my brain Stand-up comedy junkie, geek, and closet romantic. Introspectively sexy. Flyyer than your girlfriend, fresher than your crew. 'Bougie', 'siddity', and generally okay with that. But sometimes, I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends. My richness consists not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. And all I want is simplicity and success. And maybe some more shoes.

[5starsi]

shopping day

[msterpicasso]

@colormetaay/@thehausoftay

[katchin05]

This is the most #Philly thing I’ve ever seen. 💚🦅🏈 📹: @bluewaffleiron #SuperBowl #SuperBowl52 #BirdGang #500Level #Underdogs #GangGreen #🦅 #🏈 #SouthPhilly #BroadStreet

[play6irl]

[thug-gifs]

Reblog in 40 seconds and you will be put on the path to achieve your dreams and find your fortune

[atsirhc-deactivated20230825]

WELP.

[xanadontit]

Can’t hurt.

[jigglyteenfeedee]

Bet

[arizonasugarbaby]

I’ve been rolling in the dough lately so it seems like these things are working 🙏🏻

[baddestheaux]

No they literally work

[lilyliqueur]

I reblogged this the other day and literally got a settlement check from an old job. like LMAO ?????????????????????????? 

[fixedhawa]

i’ve got nothing to lose lol

[damianmcgintleman]

“look what you made me do, look what you made me do, look at what you made me do!”

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

[excima]

oh my god lfmsjzhshw

[bideogaymes]

bitch this prison alcohol lmaooo

[violaslayvis]

She married to Julius from Everybody hates Chris

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

where do you go where you spend 100 at a bar every night???

[overpricedvodka]

A pastor should never be in a higher tax bracket than his congregation when his source of income is that congregation. No part of Jesus’s teaching tells the poor to give to the rich. It’s the other way around.

Please keep that in mind if your preacher drives a BMW while you take the bus.

[pocketsareeverything]

Michaela Coel & Issa Rae for The New Yorker

[ambienne]

[featherfall-deactivated20160903]

…the older I get, the more I see how women are described as having gone mad, when what they’ve actually become is knowledgeable and powerful and fucking furious.

Sophie Heawood  (via brosetta-stone)

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

The woman who doesn’t require validation from anyone is the most feared individual on the planet.

Mohadesa Najumi (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[crissle]

after much deliberation i left my apartment yesterday and while i was on the train downtown i thought someone was staring at me. it’s NYC so people are weird and i didn’t pay it much mind until i got a tweet from the girl, who not only recognized me but took a photo of me walking through the train station and texted it to her sister for identity confirmation. i don’t know how to respond to that. i can’t say “holy shit how fucking bizarre” because that would hurt people’s feelings, but i also really don’t understand anything about why that happened. why didn’t she just ask me on the train? why not take the creepy picture and send it to your sister without tagging me? am i bitch for caring? 

i was at a party that evening when a stranger walked right up to me and asked why I hate Tasha so much. I said “who the fuck is Tasha?” while mentally preparing to fight over some bitch I couldn’t even recall until he told me he listens to Insecuritea. i don’t know when I’m going to get used to that. i just be in my own world, partying and having a good time, and then someone walks up outta nowhere and it’s time to be On. a girl asked for a picture while i was in the middle of eating, my hair soaked from a sudden downpour and eyeliner running all over the place. i looked like a drowned guinea pig so i said no and then wondered for the rest of the night if she was gonna be mad at me forever for that. i don’t know how to get over that feeling. 

it’s not that i’m not grateful for every person who supports the projects i work on… it’s that these interactions are awkward as fuck and as someone who lives inside her own head all the time i struggle with how to deal. 

“get over it or quit” i know. 

[karnythia]

No it is weird. Someone recognized me at my gym & I haven’t been back since tbh. I go to one in a white neighborhood now.

[katchin05]

None of this is normal. You get to have a real life too.

I met Crissle once. I said "Hey, I just wanted to tell you I really enjoy your writing. It's nice to see you!" And went on my black ass way while her friends teased her about being famous. You get to do regular shit no matter how known you are.

[fonzworthcutlass]

[darkkepnerr]

[honeybottledrip]

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

[melanin-king]

Do it for lil saint

[hunterraiehorror]

Re-blog if you're accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Now there’s a chance to support her, support black businesses!

https://www.peachesonfleek.com

[katchin05]

Hoping she has some curly textures