hero for hire (no joke)

hawkeye, not lady hawkeye or she-hawkeye. ana. bi. circa 1999[tracking #@userana]

[elizabethsinclair]

love elizabeth s.

[introspectivememories]

[hamletthedane]

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

[hamletthedane]

Want to learn something new in 2023??

Cooking with flavor bootcamp (used what I learned in this a LOT this year)

Beekeeping 101

Learn Interior Design from the British Academy of Interior Design (free to audit course - just choose the free option when you register)

Video on learning to read music that actually helped me??

How to use and sew with a sewing machine

How to ride a bike (listen. some of us never learned, and that's okay.)

How to cornrow-braid hair (I have it on good authority that this video is a godsend for doing your baby niece's black hair)

Making mead at home (I actually did this last summer and it was SO good)

How to garden

Basics of snowboarding (proceed with caution)

How to draw for people who (think they) suck at art (I know this website looks like a 2003 monstrosity, but the tutorials are excellent)

Pixel art for beginners so you can make the next great indie game

Go (back) to school

Introduction to Astronomy (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)

Principals of Economics (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)

Introduction to philosophy (free college course)

Computer science basics (full-semester Harvard course free online)

Learn a language

Japanese for Dummies (link fix from 2022)

Ukrainian

Portuguese (Brazil)

American Sign Language (as somebody who works with Deaf people professionally, I also strongly advise you to read up on Deaf/HoH culture and history!)

Chinese (Simplified)

Quenya (LOTR fantasy elf language)

[rassebers]

Gay rights win! Arsonist and fireman in love

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

“Hamas shouldn’t have attacked”

🙃

The Israeli genocide of Palestinians has been ongoing for 70 years.

[riverclaw]

We need to save these sources offline because you never know if in the near future, most western news sources will be pressured into deleting these so the government can control the narrative more

[kaiserin-erzsebet]

" Van Helsing would, I know, do anything for me for a personal reason, so, no matter on what ground he comes"

I love the way this book implies wildly interesting and possibly homoerotic stuff that happens in character's backstories, but never gives us details.

[tbcanary]

Edit Requests: Clint Barton for @douglaseiffels

"Aw, coffee, no."

[milesgmoralles]

Barbie (2023) + the internet

bonus:

[roseworth]

ok now im kinda curious

what social media did you use before you joined tumblr

tumblr is the first social media i have regularly used

twitter

instagram

reddit

tiktok

pinterest

ummm you forgot *insert social media here*

Voting ended onJun 21, 2023

[vaspider]

I go back to webrings

[mattelektras]

it's a metaphor for capitalism.

[justanotherconfusedautistic]

Do you ever want kids?

Yes, absolutely

Maybe

Only if my partner does

No

I don’t know yet

I already have kids

Voting ended onMay 18, 2023

Please reblog! I want a larger sample size.

[dreamingdeadly]

don't forget...to have a happy october 3rd!

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

U ever catch urself clenching the living SHIT out of your jaw for no reason ....calm down queen nothing's happening.......yet

[paris-in-space]

Our good friend Jonathan Harker has finally made it to the totally normal house of his new client!

[gil-estel]

how did your parents come up with your name

family name

baby name list (liked the meaning/sounds nice)

band/music/song

celebrity/public figure/historical figure

book/tv show/movie

made it up

portmanteau (à la renesmee)

cultural heritage/tradition

combination/other (say in the tags)

your parents told you how they chose your name?!!

Voting ended onMay 11, 2023

[three-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat]

Oh boy I sure hope my good friend Jonathan Harker has a much better time on his business trip this year than he did last year.

[luxlightly]

The pensive (😔) emoji encompasses such a wide range of emotions, but decidedly not included in that is 'pensive'.