One truth always stays the same

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Bianca del Rio in “Oh No She Better Don’t”

[kate-stylista]

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I feel you, Swatch.

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[blccdsplatter]

Well yea, of course I would. Even with a pounding head my mug still looks as gorgeous as ever. And that’s exactly why you need to let loose. All that non-stop working will get you wrinkles before you even hit thirty. Plus, it’s making you hella boring, the worst crime of all. We’re going out next week, and you know that I don’t take no for an answer, babe.

Pretty sure I didn’t~

[kate-stylista]

I’m glad there’s nothing wrong with your confidence, at least-- not that there is a reason to worry, mind you. I work nonstop because someone in this goddamn company needs to do something right-- and I’m not worried about wrinkles, I take a really good care of my skin. But I guess I can agree to one night if you are going to be so persistent. Goodness, one would think that being hangover would make you less stubborn. 

Pretty sure you did.

[kate-stylista]

[blccdsplatter]

Right, well they should have thought of that before disturbing my beauty sleep. Commit a crime, suffer the consequences. And so what if I did? I’m enjoying my weekend off, or well, I’m trying to enjoy it. You should come join me next time, Hummel. Nothing wrong with letting loose a little.

I have no fucking clue. Your guess is as good as mine, babe.

[kate-stylista]

Would it really count as beauty sleep when you wake up with a pounding head? I have no time to let loose, let alone, time to not work. I am a busy woman, but I appreciate the offer. 

Pretty sure you spelled Kate wrong there, Spencer.

[berry-on-bway]

Sunday is our official day then. I have a great deal going on and I could use the day with you. Thanks Kate. I will also provide something appropriately healthy and delicious. Sunday… our place. I know. You’re one of the only people I know that with certainty.

[kate-stylista]

I am sorry for not being around enough to keep track on what is going on in your life, but I promise to make it better. Or at least try. Ugh, you know how work is. Now, try and relax and not to think about what is going on inside your head. Take a soothing bath and listen to some Hamilton. You’ll feel-- well, worse, but at least you might get your mind off of it.

[blccdsplatter]

Fuck, woke up to the curtains being flung open in my room this morning. Who told the maid she was allowed to do shit like that? My head is pounding, and if one more person makes even the slightest of sounds, they’ll come in contact with Hurricane Spencer. Cause I swear I’ll start flipping shit around like the wind.

[kate-stylista]

Hurricane Spencer sounds like it could spruce up the day a bit for someone who has been nothing but productive since the most ungodly hour in the morning-- probably around the time you went to bed-- or that’s what I assume, anyway. 

So. Good morning, sunshine. Or should I say, Good afternoon?

[berry-on-bway]

You could do that… and that would probably make up for it, probably. Well that and time with you on Sunday then we would be completely square. I just need a bit of advice. I am starting to think I have lost my mind completely and I am going to need some perspective from my very clear headed best friend and roommate… please.

[kate-stylista]

I’ll make it all happen on Sunday, then. Now, that does sound serious. And don’t you worry, Rachel, whatever it is, we’ll get it all figured out. You can count on me.

[kate-stylista]

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

I’ll let you know the answer to that when it becomes your business.

Now you’re just showing off. I hate you.

[feefifofin]

Pffft. You looove me. Sister code.

But like, you should definitely come for the gold medal match. Saw some amazing street art today and dude the colors. I feel like you could fill at least ten of your inspo books just walking around down here.

[kate-stylista]

My head wants to say no, but... Yeah, no, that’s not happening.

You have no idea how tempting that sounds. I could use some kind of vacation, and I’d love to watch you kill it, but my boss would kill me if I went. Her strategy in life is to make sure people work to death, free-time be damned. 

[berry-on-bway]

I think I missed out but it is very lucky for you that I love you dearly or I would be hurt and there is nothing like a Rachel scorned. Do you by any chance have a moment to spare for your dear sweet roommate this Sunday. I really need to talk to you about something.

[kate-stylista]

I’ll make it up to you, somehow. I could always make my delicious vegan pizza rolls, hm? Sunday? You already have me intrigued, Rachel, so I will definitely spare you a moment. What is it about? It sounds serious...

[kate-stylista]

berry-on-bway:

Where is my treat?!

Nowhere to be seen-- which is why I am feeling generous enough to share some of mine. Take it before they’re all gone.

[kate-stylista]

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Just treating myself.

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[berry-on-bway]

Ooo, yes! I’ll get the cork screw. Wine is almost always an excellent idea. Distract me, tell me what has been going on with you.

[kate-stylista]

Goodness knows I might need it myself when my co-workers are driving me insane. A little bit of relaxing and a nice chat won’t hurt. 

[kate-stylista]

[kate-stylista]

Insta | Hudmel

@feefifofin: new business venture for you, kate. tubs to fit 6'5 frames.

@kate-stylista: That doesn't quite fit with my expertise, or I would have had it happened by now, doofus.

[berry-on-bway]

Talk about your literal week from hell. Actually not literal, I do mean that in a figurative sense. It’s been awful and I could most certainly use some sort of alcoholic beverage

[kate-stylista]

I am supposed to have wine somewhere, so how about we open up a bottle?