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they’re publicly executing me tomorrow for desiring a little attention
Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head
One day I’m going to not let boys hurt my feelings so bad
YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE
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Where do I see myself in five years? Sitting in the office in the back of a strip club I run. We exclusively employ fat butch women to do village people shit. I’m smoking a cigar the size of an infant’s forearm, and the mayor is begging me to help him sabotage his opponent in the upcoming election. I’m trying to figure out if he’s worth extorting. Nike and Intel tremble when they hear my name. I have 12 cats.
your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS
always remember that if u dont know someones pronouns especially online you should default to she/her
welcome to chia king can i take your order
wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck
entering the polycule not as a conqueror, but a liberator
flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing
it's the next thing
artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post
pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications
(Sequel to ‘This memory is being forgotten’)
Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.
Me: *instantly ragdolls*