This Is My Escape.

Kate Bowser ♥ Australian Female 21. Just come here to escape and be me. Follow me and I'll follow most back. Talk to me and I'll love you. Help me feel visible.

[lena-zorel]

20gayteen is so fucking real

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[actyourshoesizegirl]

“Kyle accidentally started a Lesbian cult”

[boxofsoap]

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life

[violetase]

[itsnotjustpms]

Men, we aren’t made for you! 

[pastelparrotlet]

Sometimes you have to just treat yourself like an overtired toddler.

“Okay, as soon as you finish this assignment you can take a little nap.”

“You just cleaned your room, good job!”

“Hmm..maybe eating a snack will stop you from wanting to cry.”

[cutlerydeficient]

Sometimes? I think you mean all of the time.

[friendraichu]

Being an adult is just parenting yourself.

[rynnay]

It’s true and highly effective self care. Speak to and treat yourself with the same love and care you would want your child self to be given.

That means: no insults or name calling. No judgement. Patience. Gentle firmness. Health, safety and happiness first. Encouragement. Rewards and validation for a job well done. Self soothing. And above all else, love. 

[inthenameofloveforthesakeofpower]

Halsey behind the scenes at the 2019 Emmy Awards.  

[tackled]

[potterwatch]

Daniel Radcliffe Wins At The British LGBT Awards 2015.

[dracoismytrashson]

Have I mentioned lately that I love this dude a lot?

[barbienefertiti]

[floralobsessednerd]

[hjerano]

[femmefatalesposts]

[glumshoe]

My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness.

Child: “Fuck!”

Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”

Child: “I guess not… sorry…”

[glumshoe]

Sometimes I’d work with teenagers and facilitate activities like giant swing or zipline, which involve full-body harnesses that get Wildly Uncomfortable in the crotch areas. The younger kids didn’t mind it, but those burdened by more of the wonderful gifts of puberty had some things to complain about. 

And complain they would! I think 15 year old boys are contractually obligated to shout “THIS HURTS MY BALLS!” at the top of their lungs every time they’re in a harness. To combat this, I’d warn them about the pain ahead of time and tell them that if they need to come down, I’ll help them down immediately. “However, I don’t get paid enough to listen to teenagers scream about their genitals for an hour. If you have to scream, we’re gonna call them ‘your honor’, okay?”

Teenagers screaming “OH NO! MY HONOR!” while swinging through the canopy? Hilarious.

[glumshoe]

Who knew one could be nostalgic for this? I sure am.

[fangedprince-reblogs]

OP turned a bunch of teenagers into fucking zuko.

[okay]

[travishuggett]

[knifefightscene]

i never actually thought that cancel culture was toxic until people actually tried to ‘cancel’ a 14 year old who obviously didn’t know better we’re all young once children aren’t less children because they’re celebrities leave millie bobby brown tf alone

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

not to harp on this point but the care with which a girl you’ve known for maybe three weeks will ask you “what’s wrong?” if you look even mildly distressed is more emotional labor than you’d receive from any man over the course of six lunar cycles

if my dad sees me crying, he pretends he’s getting a call so that we don’t have to have an awkward conversation, but a drunk girl who stumbled across me in a public bathroom would literally become my emotional triage nurse

[donesparce]

probably the funniest interaction i’ve had with someone i do not know is the day i had jury duty so my friend pop dropped me off at it and went to class downtown with the agreement she’d pick me up after she got out of class, and if i gout out of jury duty early she’d pick me up from the houston library which was a couple blocks down and easy to walk to and a place you could stay all day with no questions asked

anyways while there i started drawing and this dude kept getting closer and closer till he was like in the chair next to me and was like ‘what a beautiful drawing’ and i’m like thanks but 

him saying that reminded me i had been in that position for a couple hours and i really needed to pop my neck so i did

and he immediately called me a disgusting bitch and got up and slammed the chair he was in back into the table and was like ‘can you believe this woman’ to several people who were just trying to read some research books and 

still funny

[donesparce]

[graceless-goddess-deactivated20]