The scarf of sexual preference

Hi, i'm Katie, i'm a 23 year old student who lives in the UK :) welcome...

[netlfix]

whats ET short for?

[netlfix]

because he’s got little legs

[omghotmemes]

That man is a treasure

[cantabilechaos]

Being a kid was so fucking funny we’d just go around lying to each other’s faces constantly to impress each other one of my classmates told me he was the first person to visit the sun and when I asked him what it was like to prove he was lying he said he didn’t remember because they sent him there when he was just a baby and to this day the mental image of NASA launching an unsupervised baby into the sun still makes me crack up

[babyanimalgifs]

An owl chilling on a stump 

(via)

[fatherofthebride]

new york city’s official government guidelines for how to fuck during a pandemic really are a bright spot in the darkness right now

[fatherofthebride]

some of my favorites include:

“please just masturbate or fuck your roommate”:

“make it a little kinky” (direct quote):

and “if you HAVE to host an orgy, open a window”:

you can read the whole thing here, it’s very hilarious and chill and also informative. mentions masks and then says “maybe that’s your thing”

[psyce]

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

[twilightisgaynow]

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

introducing the new sport

basketball 2

[hyperchaotix]

What is the objective?

[nibrocrock]

Survive.

[ircgalleria]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

much like the Phoenix, a new dad shall rise from the sawdust reborn

[seal-of-unknown]

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

[robertwire]

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

[agustdsbaby]

when u see ur friends for the first time after washing ur hair with a new shampoo

[davidsvlogs]

when youtube restricts your videos

[chill-itscool-deactivated201812]

This bitch is so fucking funny

[cedricslove]

My favorite thing is that Letitia Wright liked this 😂😂😂

[dailyshowbiz]

#college life

[seppohater-deactivated20230613]

this interaction literally ruined my day

[moxyinverse]

theres not one last name between them

[flawlessglamazon]

I REFUSE to let this get buried in the notes

[allbuthuman]

i don't need any more friend because i have one very big friend, here he is