HP FESTS: Blah Blah Blah (Fest) - A Dramione x Sabrina Carpenter Event
Blah Blah Blah 2026:
A Friendly Wager (or, Bet U Wanna) by Gr8t_78 - E, one-shot - "I'm sure I can find you the perfect wizard, Granger," Draco said. Hermione's eyes sparkled in challenge. "Well, I'm certain that I could find the ideal witch for you first, Malfoy." "Care to make it interesting?" Draco smirked. "Just a friendly wager between us?" "You're on," she said with a smirk of her own. "Can both of you just... not?" asked Harry miserably.
sabotage by venus_in_aries - E, WIP - Draco seethes, fingers clenching into fists, processing the news that Hermione Granger, whom he has been hooking up with for the past 6 months, has started dating without informing him. Fear and jealousy burn under his skin, urging him to do whatever it takes to make her his. Unwilling to risk her falling for someone else before he has his chance to prove that they can be so much more than fuck buddies, Draco feels that he has no choice but to sabotage her dates. Borrowing Potter's invisibility cloak is only necessary, and when he finds himself shoved under the table where Hermione is dining with her very handsome date, hidden from view, he takes it upon himself to remind her exactly why they are so good together.
Espresso by Chengbby - G, one-shot - Hermione makes an Espresso every morning for the sexy tatted blonde man that comes in like clockwork. She's been stupidly pining for months, waiting for the day he leaves his stupid girlfriend. Will she ever get her chance?
Maneater! by ethereal_mads - E, one-shot - Hermione Granger comes when she wants, leaves when she’s done, and never apologizes. Draco Malfoy’s only problem? He loves being eaten alive. * * "Take your trousers off, Malfoy." Draco would be the first to admit that somewhere along the line, he'd apparently developed a type for terrifying women in politics who bossed him around with a snap of their manicured fingers and expected immediate compliance. Or, more precisely, for the singular, terrifying witch named Hermione Granger currently standing before him.
The Fall by Ms_Tavers - E, one-shot - Hermione arrives at Draco's door two hours early with a gift she made by hand for her best friend's boyfriend. She tells herself it's innocent. She tells herself the muse in her story only resembles her because she writes what she knows. She tells herself right up until the moment he pulls her to him. They are friends, surely? Some thresholds, once crossed, can never be uncrossed. Some ink never washes away. Sometimes we get more than what we bargained for, sometimes we want what we shouldn't have and choose it anyway.
Wildfire by Samniosa - E, WIP - There was no conceivable reality where Hermione Granger would want him, but Draco had made that possible—in his dreams. He had chosen to call them that, instead of what they really were. It seemed less degrading, less self-destructive; it felt more innocent. So he bent the concept until it became true. In his dreams, she wanted him back. She was his.
tell me i'm the only, only, only, only one by riddikulus_puff - E, one-shot - Draco Malfoy always acted out a bit, the rebellious child — more so since the divorce between his parents and the introduction of a new step-mother and step-sister — and he is insanely jealous of his little sister, Hermione Granger, who can apparently do no wrong and is seemingly the favourite of his father and his new step-mother. Bitter, Draco decides that what better way to sully that perfect reputation than to knock his sister up? [WARNINGS: RAPE/NON-CON, STEP-SIBLING INCEST]
outlines on bed sides by palomab1anca - E, one-shot - "Addiction was complicated, Draco had gathered. And for a man who planned, he wasn’t overly pleased to have been caught off guard by the likes of Hermione Granger." In which Hermione and Draco fall into each others bed, and in and out of love.
You Don’t Know How Hard I Can Make It by annieinthesun - E, one-shot - Some nights are about grief. Some nights are about pleasure. This one is about reclamation.
One Red Tulip by DancingInMoonlight - E, WIP - She grabbed his wrist and pulled the spoon into her mouth slowly, holding his gaze as she did. The silver touched her tongue, her lashes dropped shut and she gave a soft, mewling sound of approval. "Fuck." Or: Draco Malfoy had planned everything: the right restaurant, the right flowers, the right outfit. Hermione Granger, as it turned out, had plans of her own. A first date, a very good dinner and an Aston Martin that nearly didn't survive the drive home.
Lifelike by Anonymous - E, WIP - Hermione Granger and her merry band of miscreants have made a habit of breaking into pureblood homes. Malfoy Manor is up for the night. She's looking for an object and maybe some answers from a boy--now man--that went quiet. The object she finds is unexpected. The answers she's given, even more so.
Room Four by Department_of_Depravity - E, one-shot - Draco and Hermione return for a debauched night in the exclusive dungeon club Le Désir Noir — Room Four, the one with the glass wall. You ask, “Why?” “For an audience, silly.”
engagement by Anonymous - E, one-shot - Distance didn't matter. Nor the time apart. It had been weeks since they last saw each other. His father made sure of it, keeping Draco busy with the company or away on business trips. Her family was never good enough for theirs. But nothing would keep them apart. -or- Hermione is invited to Draco and Astoria's engagement party.
One Fated Night by MayleneSweet - E, one-shot- Hermione returns to her dorm room after an evening studying, finding Draco Malfoy drunk and muttering to himself. Not sure what to do with the inebriated git, she decides it would be best if he stays the night. A fated connection is set in motion after an unexpected confession.
Granger, Granger, Granger (and her wonderful, wicked plan) by Anonymous - E, one-shot - Draco Malfoy is absolutely certain Hermione Granger has lured him to France as part of a brilliantly wicked seduction scheme. Is he right—or just hopelessly gone for her?
Ride the Dragon (Tamer) by mayanahi, Ninjawurp - E, WIP - “Hermione, these are your vitals. Your body is shutting down because you have been abusing it with too much stress. The department has decided on six weeks of remunerated leave for you to heal mind and body. Luckily, Charlie Weasley runs a rehabilitation program in Romania–” “With the dragons?” “Yes,” he snarled. “You are going. End of story. This isn’t a suggestion–it’s an order. And if you refuse it, you will be fired.” Or: Cowboy-coded Draco Malfoy helps burnout-City Girl Hermione Granger find her balance while tending to Dragons in Romania.
the taste of you by littlewolfsyndrome - E, one-shot - “They say that I—I taste like… like…” “Oh, right. Like another woman’s flower.” “Don’t call it that.” “I shall. Vulva is too clinical, pussy is too pedestrian, and cunt is too severe.” “And flower is too bloody stupid.” In which Draco Malfoy tastes like a flower.
Woodwind by saltyorange (Velaaa) - E, one-shot - Draco Malfoy, drummer in marching band, prodigal son in the making, is in his last year of college and the world as we know it is coming to an end. Or Draco Malfoy is convinced his girlfriend is on the verge of breaking up with him, again, and again… and again.
A Twist of Fête by myfatherwillhearaboutthisss - T, one-shot - Hermione Granger comes back to England for a wedding and accidentally attends a magical fête. OK, fine. She expects fairy floss and a catch-up with the girls. She does NOT expect Draco Malfoy to be there. She expects even less to find out he's a paediatric healer, single father, and apparently... Prince Charming. Somewhere between the Ferris wheel and a four-year-old who's eaten too much sugar, Hermione realises she hasn’t just missed the latest gossip. She’s missed an entire life.
I was a bully, but I love her ( how do i get her to notice me?) by HerMuse14 - M, WIP - How far will Draco Malfoy go to have the Golden Girl forgive him? Well when a “how to” goes wrong he just keep trying until she’s his! ——— Hello everyone this is my first maybe full length multi chapter. Remember fan fiction is free and if you don’t like the story or have something negative to see just close the tab and be on with your day! Yes I’m a terrible writer but this is my fun and I don’t need you bashing me.. sweet now that we have that out of the way I’m dyslexic so bear with me!
ain't nobody's safe when I'm a little bit drunk by Anonymous - not rated, WIP - Draco has a problem. He can't seem to stop making drunken confessions to his long time crush and co-worker, Hermione. But the state he needs to reach to make such overtures, well.....it means they aren't particularly effective. They are, however, amusing to everyone who gets to / is subjected to witness them.
Just staying inside by bibidrink - E, one-shot - Draco becomes an absent friend and we get a sneak peek of why he likes staying inside so much.
Wrong Number, Right Person by DancingInMoonlight - E, one-shot - Hermione Granger has been hopelessly in love with Draco Malfoy for longer than she'd like to admit. So when he asks another woman out right in front of her, she decides enough is enough. One night out, one fresh start, and absolutely no pining. It would have been the perfect plan, really, if she'd just left her phone at home.
A Thousand Flashing Suns by Anonymous - E, WIP - Minister Hermione Granger has a secret--no one knows who is the father of her son, Archie. That is about to change, though, with movie star Draco Malfoy returning from America.
We almost broke up again last night (one shot) by Bana_Bhuidseach - M, one-shot - Sex is all they had left, this frustrating consuming bond between them, it is demanding and cruel how much that person can get you off even when you are both long overdue.
Silver Thoughts About You by Akira0828 - M, WIP - 10 years after the war, heroine Hermione Granger finds herself partnered with the mysterious and curmudgeonly co-worker Draco Malfoy. Researchers teamed up in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. While awkward at first Hermione finds herself drawn to him, simply because he seems so attuned to her. It is almost like he can read her mind.
A Modern Woman by Evergreenblue - E, 3 chapters - Draco has long given up the fanciful notion that he might get what he wants. The reason is not that he doesn't think he deserves it. It is because his elves are utter fucking wankers. Still, when Pansy sets him up on a date with a witch he's been pining after for months, Draco prepares. He even has the elves lay out his favourite jacket. Wait – where is his jacket? *** Follow Draco on a fine spring day, during which he attempts to woo Hermione Granger, is humiliated by his own dressing room, accidentally becomes an environmentalist, and finds out he has been wrong about more than one thing.
Only the Truth Will Do by NoRemedyForMemories - E, one-shot - Looking to liven up their relationship, Hermione Granger plans to meet her boyfriend, Theodore Nott, at a high end sex club. Except when she gets there, she discovers he is there with someone else. Determined to get answers, Hermione seeks out a sullen Draco Malfoy at the bar. “And how in the fuck would I know that?” Hermione narrowed her eyes at him. “Theo is one of your best friends, is he not?”All the blood seemed to drain from Malfoy’s face. “Theo Nott is your boyfriend? For how long?” “About six months,” she supplied, not understanding his haunted tone. “Oh fucking hell,” he cursed under his breath and knocked back the rest of his drink before signaling to the bar man that he needed another. “I hate to be the one to break this to you, but Theo is no longer your boyfriend. He’s in there with some muggle fashion model, a blonde with spindly legs, that he has been entertaining for the last three weeks or so. Suffice it to say he is no longer my boyfriend either.” OR Both spurned by their former lover, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy plot the perfect revenge.
Don't Forget Me by basketheadgirl - T, WIP - Hermione and Draco are young, in love, and couldn't be happier. If only his estranged mother would stop sending him countless unsolicited letters asking to see him. Draco should never have left their house that day. Maybe then, Hermione wouldn't have lost him to his past. (HEA)
Well and Truly by constantblathering - E, WIP - Hermione Granger has spent the past decade building her career as one of Western Europe's foremost experts on Curse Breaking. She's independent, in charge and completely content with the way life is unfolding for her. Draco Malfoy is stuck down a well. When the two of them encounter a strange fairy pool, their souls are bound and suddenly each knows everything about the other. Hermione is having none of it. A philosophical, feminist investigation of soul bonds.
Read Her Mind, Seek Her Heart, Play For Keeps by Rosewood_Embers - E, one-shot - A friendly Quidditch match at the Burrow proves dangerously distracting when Draco is surprised to discover he can read Hermione's mind. Suddenly, the win he was seeking can’t compete with a far more tempting prize; if only he were brave enough to chase it.
Love in Every Language by deathbytbrwrites - E, one-shot - Hermione Granger takes the stage at the Magical UN, hoping to change international magical law. Draco Malfoy is the polyglot interpreter at her side—translating her words into more than half a dozen languages and making sure she has everything she needs along the way. Or: Draco speaks nine languages and Hermione loses her mind over every single one.
Talk Dirty To Me by CarolineSedgefield - E, one-shot - 14:52, DM: [swallows] Are your knickers soaked through, Ms. Cattermole? 14:52, SC: [clicks tongue] I have a confession to make. 14:53, DM: What’s that? 14:53, SC: I was wet the moment I sat down across from you.
footsies by Lunathebat - E, one-shot - Returning to Hogwarts two years after the war, the students are required to take a new course called Wizarding Early Family Unity and Child Development, in which they get to experience a delightful week of magical pregnancy symptoms aimed to deter premarital and unprotected sex. With hormones coursing through her and pheromones in the air, Hermione becomes quite feral at the sight of Draco, and he's all for it.
Misconstrued Notions and Malfunctioning Potions by Kisses_K - E, one-shot - After finally deciding to take their relationship to the next level, Hermione wakes up the morning after alone. She's ready to write Draco off and is livid when they're paired at work to find a solution to an ongoing potion crisis. Stuck in a lab together, will they be able to move past the tension or will they put it to better use?
How to Read Draco Malfoy's Mind by Xumie - M, WIP - Hermione Granger, who became a Legilimens after being tortured by Bellatrix Lestrange, has others' thoughts rush in unexpectedly and without warning. Then one day, Hermione realises that there is a person whose thoughts she simply cannot —truly cannot — hear...
Guess who it is.
Because She Loved A Boy by Eldrafrey - T, one-shot - Harry died in the Battle of Hogwarts, so it was Draco Malfoy who ended the war with a wand that wasn’t his. Both these facts have sat heavy in Unspeakable Hermione Granger's heart all these years. So, when invited to Malfoy's farewell Ministry ball, the curiosity to uncover the mirage of the boy she once loved wins over - only for her to discover that the truth of the man before her is far more dangerous than the ghost of her memories.
Cartwheels in my stomach when you walked in…. by adiontherocks10 - not rated, one-shot - Nonsense: Cartwheels in my stomach when you walked in... You said you like my eyes and you like to make 'em roll br /> Treat me like a queen, now you got me feelin' thrown, oh
Lookin' at you got me thinkin' nonsense Cartwheels in my stomach when you walk in
I was always hungry for love. Just once, I wanted to know what it was like to get my fill of it — to be fed so much love I couldn’t take any more. Just once.
Haruki Murakami
You are the sum total of everything you’ve ever seen, heard, eaten, smelled, been told, forgot - it’s all there. Everything influences each of us, and because of that I try to make sure that my experiences are positive. Maya Angelou
“You have to accept that sometimes that’s how things happen in this world. People’s opinions, their feelings, they go one way, then the other. It just so happens you grew up at a certain point in this process.”
You have to accept that sometimes that’s how things happen in this world. People’s opinions, their feelings, they go one way, then the other. It just so happens you grew up at a certain point in this process.
When we meet someone and fall in love, we have a sense that the whole universe is on our side. And yet if something goes wrong, there is nothing left! How is it possible for the beauty that was there only minutes before to vanish so quickly? Life moves very fast. It rushes from heaven to hell in a matter of seconds.
About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won’t like you at all.
You have to accept that sometimes that’s how things happen in this world. People’s opinions, their feelings, they go one way, then the other. It just so happens you grew up at a certain point in this process.
“When we meet someone and fall in love, we have a sense that the whole universe is on our side. And yet if something goes wrong, there is nothing left! How is it possible for the beauty that was there only minutes before to vanish so quickly? Life moves very fast. It rushes from heaven to hell in a matter of seconds.”
You are the sum total of everything you’ve ever seen, heard, eaten, smelled, been told, forgot - it’s all there. Everything influences each of us, and because of that I try to make sure that my experiences are positive. - Maya Angelou
“When we meet someone and fall in love, we have a sense that the whole universe is on our side. And yet if something goes wrong, there is nothing left! How is it possible for the beauty that was there only minutes before to vanish so quickly? Life moves very fast. It rushes from heaven to hell in a matter of seconds.”
“You have to accept that sometimes that’s how things happen in this world. People’s opinions, their feelings, they go one way, then the other. It just so happens you grew up at a certain point in this process.”
You have to accept that sometimes that’s how things happen in this world. People’s opinions, their feelings, they go one way, then the other. It just so happens you grew up at a certain point in this process.
You have to accept that sometimes that’s how things happen in this world. People’s opinions, their feelings, they go one way, then the other. It just so happens you grew up at a certain point in this process.
You have to accept that sometimes that’s how things happen in this world. People’s opinions, their feelings, they go one way, then the other. It just so happens you grew up at a certain point in this process.
ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.
Yesterday marked the anniversary of Gerboise Bleue, France’s first nuclear explosion (amongst many) in Algeria which was 4 times the strength of Hiroshima. people in the Sahara are still suffering from nuclear poison that remains.
40 000 person from Raqan were affected by radiation, babies are still born with deformation to this day, groundwater and plants were contaminated, animals and especially camels, an important animal for people there were affected. France lied first about the importance of it, and to this day refuses to acknowledge it, nor give the complete truth about it. and ofc no apologies or reparations. Algeria has yet to know where exactly the toxic waste was buried
if you support donald trump unfollow me. full stop. hopefully no trump supporters are dumb enough to think they’re welcome here, but seriously. gtfo my page. block me while you’re at it.
This is what a real, qualified OBGYN will tell you about what women feel when they get an abortion
Dr. Willie Parker, who is trained as a gynecologist and OBGYN, is a hero for the pro-choice movement because he’s honest about the undiscussed aspects of getting (or not getting) an abortion. Watch how he gives a consultation.
That last statement about regret is so important, because so many people don’t understand what it is or what causes it. Anti-choicers exploit this by manipulating pregnant people and creating doubt, which only increases the likelihood of regret, no matter what decision the pregnant person makes. You know what is best for you, even if it takes some time to figure it out.
this is no joke. i looked around the reviews of several different candles just in case it could’ve been a single bad batch but nope.
these screenshots are only from like 4 or 5 different candles but i could’ve grabbed plenty more.
y’all, seriously, loss of smell is a possible effect of covid. if things don’t smell/taste as strong as you remember GET TESTED and ISOLATE. if someone you know is complaining about their candles not having a scent, inform them and encourage them to get tested. and wear a fucking mask, y’all.
Losing your sense of taste and smell isn’t just a possible effect. It’s very common and it may be a cardinal symptom (meaning it can be used in making a diagnosis). For a lot of people, it may be the only symptom. Worse, it’s a long term condition which can last for months, even after you recover from the virus. Doctors worry that some people may never fully recover their sense of smell.
A friend of mine was telling me a few days ago, how her boyfriend has barely been able to taste or smell anything since April. And honestly, that’s horrifying. No one knows exactly why the virus does this, but being unable to taste or smell anything can cause depression.
It’s a cliché on Tumblr to say “not enough people are talking about this” but, seriously, not enough people are talking about this. That social gathering you want to go to is not worth being unable to taste or smell properly until next summer.
If you reblogged the Stonehenge petition read this
As an archaeology student who studied Stonehenge, I was horrified by the news that they wanted to build a tunnel anywhere near Stonehenge. So, of course, I posted the petition here. I was glad to see it get near 70k notes, but those notes laid bare another issue that is demonstrative of why archaeological sites are so undervalued. Many sites across the world struggle to get funded and excavation seasons are relegated to a tight schedule with a minimal team and resources.
The tunnel at Stonehenge should be infuriating because the government will pour over 1b into building this tunnel but have consistently denied funding to excavations. The tunnel will destroy approximately half a million artefacts that have not yet been studied. No thought is given to excavating first. Who knows what history this will be wiped from the archaeological record.
Stonehenge is NOT just the surface level stones. It cannot be moved, and no, it can’t be tunnelled under without harm for the sake of reducing noise pollution or lessening traffic.
Stonehenge is an archaeological LANDSCAPE. This means that below the surface of the earth, there lies everything from the foundations of pre-historic villages, evidence of ritual feasting, cremated human remains, proof of long distance travel, and thousands of years of history of use and building. It is all vital to our understanding of our ancient ancestors and gives us a glimpse into their lives and beliefs that precious few other sites have given us.
Protecting Stonehenge isn’t about protecting a few strange rocks, it is about protecting our history.
let me be very clear that if you voted for donald trump or support him in any capacity you are not welcome here. my blog is not the place for you and i do not want you interacting with me.
