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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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we're not kids anymore.
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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noise dept.
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Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe
And SCANDAL WTF
Oh jeez, SCANDAL….
….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy
Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….
Oh my god. DEXTER.
THE ACTUAL NEWS
IM SCREAMING LMFAO 😂😂😂😂
daily fucking reminder that you are allowed to want attention and that does not make you a bad person.
in case no one’s told you in a while. you are valid.
Oh, damn! It’s nothing. It’s stupid!
this sound like a bjork song
shyronnay a new twist on an old fave
OMG weetzieglass
Some guys on dating sites need to be stopped. This guy was so unkind in regard to this picture of me. I just want other women to know you do not have to let guys talk to them like this. Love yourself. You are a queen.
I AM FALLING IN LOVE WITH A WOMAN BUT SHE ONLY WANTS SEX NOT A RELATIONSHIP. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
If you tell her no, that's not what you are looking for - it will either make her realize how she loves your honesty and hate that you turned her down or it will run her off, if she isn't interested.
I've been flirting with a girl I've known for a while. I got her number last week and we were sending flirty texts when she sent a pic of her boobs & asked me to send a pic of my hard cock so I did. However her reply wasn't what I expected: "OMG! That's SMALL! LOL!!" I'm 12cm (4.8") hard. Is she right? Or was she being harsh? Do you think she's shown the pic I sent to her friends? I've not seen/text her since this happened but I have seen a couple of her friends & they giggled when I said hi.
You are totally in average penis range! Don't let her get to you. Unfortunately, even girls are influenced by what they see on TV and in porn. You just learn how to use it to the best of your ability and really make sure you are pleasing your lady. Now, she may have shown her friends because girls are terrible sometimes, this girl sounds particularly mean. Just ignore them, those girls are looking for a rise out of you, don't give them what they want!
Don't hesitate to do research on how to please women - you could learn some great new techniques!
I laminated a paper towel
why does this have 31 thousand notes
You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.
But wait this is actually freaking me out though, it raises so many questions about the otherwise incomprehensible meaning of life as a collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity
Imagine if one day you were given a choice: Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever again, and get to live forever.
However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always meant to do, what you were supposed to contribute to the overall scheme and future of the life of the universe, your purpose… the whole reason you were even created, even born in the first place. You must give that up. You don’t know what that is. You’ll never know; But, regardless, you say yes.
Perhaps you assume you wouldn’t have made any sort of significant difference anyway. That butterfly effect theory or whatever they call it? Nah, you call bullshit. It doesn’t matter - you don’t matter, at least not to anything outside of your immediate connections - and it’ll all be fine, and you’ll just live forever with minimal (or maybe even no) consequences.
So, yay! You’re now immortal. You’ll never die or get hurt ever again. Wee!
But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you’ve gone through horrible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barely got to know, has passed away, died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched them perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you learn you actually were important in the grand scheme of things. You were supposed to be a key factor in the world’s survival, long ago; but, because of the choice you made (immortality over individual purpose), you were never given the knowledge or awareness or resources or ability to save the world that you were always supposed to obtain, before you unknowingly made the wrongest choice to ever wrong.
Needless to say, you’ve fucked up big time.
The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae, galaxies, solar systems and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and life, all sucked up into absolute, indefinite nothingness.
But you remain.
Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through, suspended in… nothing. With a feeling of such unbelievable loneliness that your feeble brain can hardly perceive, can’t possibly hope to comprehend. Not only are you the only living thing left, you don’t even have one inanimate object to keep you company. You have literally. Nothing. And you are literally nowhere. I mean, technically, you are now the universe - if it would bring you petty comfort to think about it that way. You. Only you. With nothing, no one, nowhere. Forever. And ever. And ever.
All because you thought you didn’t matter. That you had no real, meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference.
But you did. And now look what you’ve gotten yourself into, you silly nugget. You’re gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that eternity, huh?
Or maybe it was out of selfishness. Maybe this wasn’t because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm.
The moral here? Be selfless, and always know and remember that you matter.
Or else, one day, you might destroy the universe. And be left to suffer, and be tortured horribly and endlessly by the void of nothingness that has consumed you. With no way to escape. Ever.
Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point - all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning?
OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON
AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN
A LAMINATED
PAPER
T OW E L
IDK MAN,
I D K
Write. A. Book.
What if I did write a book
and the pages of that book
were made out of
laminated
paper towels
I WASNT GONNA REBLOG UNTIL THAT LAST COMMENT
This fucked me up.
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
New Video!
Les Misérables Highlights at Dallas Theater Center
My heart today...
Laura Benanti sings a medley of songs titled "Songs I’d Never Sing" and includes: Beyonce’s "Single Ladies", "Ol’ Man River" from SHOW BOAT, Bon Jovi’s "Livin’ on a Prayer", Cher and Sonny’s "I’ve Got You, Babe", “Fat Bottomed Girls" and "I Like Big Butts”, Aretha Franklin’s "Respect", and my personal favorite, Tina Turner’s “Proud Mary.”
Laura Benanti is one bad-ass-mother-fucker, y’all.
This needs to be brought back. When I heard this audio forever ago I was desperate to see her perform it because of it’s perfection. Then she sang it at her cabaret show last night and I about exploded from happiness.
Les Misérables at Dallas Theater Center
Auditions are a daunting yet necessary evil in the theatre world. Nobody loves auditioning, but they do get easier with practice, and for now here’s a few tips for beginners and seasoned pros alike.
In preparation:
Writing a musical theatre CV
General tips on preparing for an audition
Choosing an audition song (this is the part I find most tricky so here’s another good resource) A whole blog dedicated to audition songs wow Audition songs for sopranos Audition songs for mezzos Audition songs for altos Audition songs for tenors Audition songs for baritones Audition songs for basses Overdone audition songs/shows Sheet music for purchase How to prepare the music for your audition
Choosing a monologue Preparing your monologue Tips for memorising lines Online memorising tool
The day of your audition:
What to eat, or avoid, before your audition What to wear to your audition Dance warm ups/stretches Vocal warm ups How to cope with nerves (this too because let’s be real auditions are scary)
General tips for the audition process
Dealing with audition rejection (this too because rejection sucks but you don’t wanna cry in front of the casting director, k?)
Good luck!
VAN EYCK
I lost it at the end.
Okay, I had to check out the Van Eyck thing. I was a bit in denial because, come on, every single person can’t look like President Putin!
There are no words to describe how wrong I was.
it’s like “i’m a pug pug pug pug pUG PUG PUG PUG PUG”
Aurora is the Disney HBIC.
hello my friends! i’m so thankful to everyone who has been reblogging this set, and i don’t know who removed it - and i hope i don’t sound aggressive - but please do not remove captions my friends! because snow white has now been removed from the set and i feel awful wondering if people think i left her out on purpose because she’s some people’s favourite and i don’t want those people to be disappointed because of that!
so if everyone doesn’t mind, please don’t remove captions!
Broadway legend Audra McDonald performs “Crazy He Calls Me” with an uncanny vocal transformation and mannerisms of Billie Holiday
There are people who think Audra McDonald has only one sound to her voice. It’s then when I want to show them clips like this.
