this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug
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this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug
Being a husband comes with a whole lot of responsibility
Being a father comes with dying to your selfishness
Think carefully before you step into either of these
The same can be said for being a wife,
and being a mother.
Being married, being a parent… this is a whole new world.
There’s a reason why God makes us wait y’all.
He’s gotta prep us so much before we embark on either one of these journeys.
those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them
every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch
ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise
if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine
no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic
no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine
sometimes u just gotta get over urself
this made me cry I needed it so bad
Honestly thank you to whoever posted this. I know there are probably so many people who needed to hear these things just like me.
[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]
Lord, remind me that the future isn’t mine to make. Remind me that you know each step, each decision before I even make them. Help reassure me that my torn mind can be mended by Your peace.
well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid
hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty
Not risking it
hope ya pets even healthier in 2018
Jacob was a cheater;
Peter had a temper;
David had an affair;
Noah got drunk;
Jonah ran away from God;
Paul was a murderer;
Gideon was insecure;
Miriam was gossiper;
Martha was a nerve wreck;
Thomas was a doubter;
Sarah was impatient;
Elijah was depressed;
Moses stuttered;
Zaccheus was short;
Abraham was old and
Lazarus was dead.
God does not call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
I am ~90% confident in saying that Amazon Prime’s new show, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, is safe EXCEPT for one joke about R about halfway through the first episode (it happens after Midge gets bailed out, you can skip it without missing plot elements).
- Austin
You should tell people how important they are to you. Not because they could leave at any moment, but because they’re here now, and it’s worth saying something.