justAkatie

Basically, what the fuck.

[predawnchloroform]

[cybercrimer]

i go to the dmv to pick up my id and they hand me this:

[klubbhead]

Innocent kid dies

Oompa Loompas:

[randomwordgeneratorr]

[jampai]

[valtsv]

[quovadis-jasen]

[the-memedaddy]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If lucid dreams can seem 100% real, we have absolutely no proof that the reality we live in is not an illusion

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s 2019 and muffin wrappers are still not edible.

[throwbackblr]

[marionthegeek]

Reading the Good Omens script book. And this is, without a doubt, my favorite stage direction so far.

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

If you don’t have actual wings to escape Crete with your son, home-made is fine

[classics-suggestion]

No It Isn’t

[georgiansuggestion]

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

[luckyartisanllama]

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

[lezcatnoir]

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

[alsuper2]

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself

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[gluten-free-pussy]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Realizing you’re immersed in a book breaks the immersion

[ofthug]

[princessesfanarts]

By FDASuarez

[musashi]

other villains: practical means of travel. stealthy, inconspicuous, quick.

fucking team rocket: