In this house we love and respect Crash Bandicoot

when something happens 😂😂😂😂💯💯💯👌👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥🔥😫😫😫😫🍆

[femaleheroes]

[lucyllawless]

[rowzo-deactivated20200524]

I know you’ve all seen those Shaggy’s powers pictures popping up but can we please talk about the name of the producer of the Scooby Doo Movie?

Dick Suckle

[mintnappa]

[pettyrevenge-base]

The mother-in-law bribe backfired

This is not my story.  This was told to me by a woman I knew from work several years ago; she’s a very sweet nurse.

Nurse graduated from nursing school and decided with her friend to move to one of the cities that was listed as having “the most eligible bachelors” from some publication. She moves and starts dating her future husband.

Future Husband’s mother is a viper and decides Nurse is not good enough for her family.  The  happy couple eventually get engaged and future mother-in-law is having none of it.   Tries for several months to break them up; tries to convince Nurse to go back where she came from and simultaneously tries to gently convince her precious son that Nurse may not be good for him.

To add some more context to this situation, this MIL is pretty nasty to Nurse but hides it well to other people, always making sure she’s super (fake) sweet to everyone when others are around.

Finally wedding plans are set so MIL gets desperate.  She gets Nurse alone with a “generous” offer: leave fiance and never come back in exchange for $10,000 (note: this was almost 30 years ago so I guess it was kind of a shitload of money for most).

Nurse is so sick of this woman’s shit and is incredibly insulted. However, she’s intelligent and maintains her composure.  Nurse accepts the offer.

Nurse takes the money, does not leave, and gets married anyway. Nobody else knows about this.

MIL cannot say or do anything about it without exposing herself to her family as a horrible person.

Nurse and husband are still happily married; their kids are grown; husband still has no idea this went down.

MIL has suffered silently for almost 30 years.

[thisdiscontentedwinter]

I reblog this every time I see it, because it’s a Machiavellian power move AND I LOVE IT! 

[pettibone-deactivated20240714]

I am legitimately afraid of the spirit of shaggy meme as it seems to have no origin everyone just suddenly knew

[gentlesharks]

A spinner shark shows off its signature feeding strategy

[soundssimpleright]

WIBBLEWHBBLWHIBBL

[kazoo-goddess]

Visit Original Link

Summoned by @alwaysaprice. Original idea from @gwennovynne.

[mwg-drwg]

Anyone: Be respectful to women

Several hundred thousand men: ugh I used to be a big fan until you got all political ://///

[paxamericana]

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[socialistexan]

Calvin and Hobbes still relevant 25 years later.

[ghostbusters-net]

EXCLUSIVE: Jason Reitman is directing a new 'Ghostbusters' movie

Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full-trance mediums, the Loch Ness…

Very happy to share the news that Jason Reitman, who portrayed the role of Brownstone Boy #2 in Ghostbusters II, will be filming a brand new #Ghostbusters film slated to release in 2020!

[nintooner]

[calamitaswrath]

@mordredbi

[talon24]

[webcomicname]

[cossackia]

The Timeless Trilogy

[pebleeee-deactivated20151227]

im happy they worked it out

[the-rom-man]

I need updates on this 

are they still bffs?

[cossackia]

[anistarrose]

Alex Hirsch conducting the most vital of research

[tmgpodcast]

the DELIVERY

[weloveshortvideos]

The dolphin brought her phone back

[jigglyturk]

Dolphins are too good for this world 😭😭

[lostboyale]

awww baby 🐬

[assgod]

“it’s never gonna work again but thanks” lmfo