Princess Kenzie's Magical Kingdom

Melt your headaches, call it home.

[xulme]

*Louis Armstrong voice* And I think to myself 😏 what the actual fuck? 😌

[kaijudick]

honestly i think it's so funny when doctors are like. know the RISKS of taking T. you will have MOOD SWINGS and become a VIOLENT and UNCONTROLLABLE creature who HOWLS at the MOON. it will turn you GAY. like i hate to say it guys but youve just invented male hysteria

[emil]

HISteria ♂️💯

[donnasweettttttttt]

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

[steveyockey]

[pmamtraveller]

Art by Phillip Light

[sexchangedotcom]

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[thismousedraws]

i wanted modern midlink and then i remembered i have free will

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[spiralstaircased]

Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore

Wanda: sorry timmy that's against da rules...we can't interfere with mental illness ):

Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax

Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*

[disgustinggf]

[drops-of-universe]

"maybe the problem is you" oh the problem is definitely me, next question

[o0kawaii0o]

Papa and mama are flirting 😳🌹

[bugtoucher420]

"I asked ChatGPT--" Okay well I asked this gossip stone and it told me that the treasure you can earn in the Gerudo Training Ground is not as great as you would expect given the difficulty

[xalatath]

Okay good news so it turns out the pure of heart actually can pour grease down the sink

[southpauz]

Black History Month Art Challenge

Day 10: Semiu Grier - Gachiakuta

[velvet-lover]

would u still bless me on my third sneeze