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Gotta love it when you're staying the night at a friend's house who has kids and their youngest is crying because he doesn't want to sleep. Don't get me wrong, I love kids. But holy fuck. Soothe your crying kiddo please. I want to sleep.
Hi, brain. Can you stop being mean? Thank you.....
why do cats have an extra bean on their wrist... what is if for..
cutting edge cat technologies
its the drift button
anti-lock beans
Built in long fall boots
Joe Biden crashed a college party in this new #ItsOnUs PSA explaining why sexual assault is *everyoneās* problem
Could vice president (and part-time TV actor) Joe Biden sneak into a college party in real life? Judging by a new Funny or Die video, he totally could.
Gifs: Funny or Die
WATCH THE VIDEO
i honestly love Joe Biden with every fiber of my tiny, shriveled heart
I miss Joe and he isnāt even gone yet. Hug me.Ā
Remember when Obama first got elected he went to some guyās custard shop for a publicity thing and that guy got all snarky like āI voted for the other guy, when are you gonna lower my taxes?ā and Biden deadass looked him in the eye and was like āyouāre a jackass and your custard sucks?ā
Obviously this psa is way more important but that was the exact moment I knew Biden owned
we didnāt deserve diamond joe
I am reblogging this YEARS later because he is no longer vice president. He is now the president of the United States
character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*
me:
character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponentās chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*
me:
character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*
me:
Okay so like a month or two ago a customer saw that I played games and as a prospective game developer he wanted my views, a femaleās perspective, on games and gaming.
So I told him the things that crosses the girl gamerās mind: how every main playable character is a white man, how unfortunate it is that a femaleās pain, even death, is used for the feels of male characters, the unnecessary sexualization, how uncomfortable it is to be a female gamer on mic, so on and so forth.Ā He thanked me for the insight, said heād bring these issues to his professor so going forward they would keep these things in mind.Ā
Well I saw that customer today and he gave me an update. Turns out his professor was a big ole misogynist. That he belittled those concerns and said that women didnāt matter. When the customer mentioned all his female colleagues who also wanted futures in gaming, the professor said they didnāt matter either.Ā
So the customer went to the department head, complained about him, and the department in turn investigated the professor and found that women did have complaints about him but were afraid to come forward. So, in part, thanks to my comments on being a girl gamer, a man lost his job because he hates women.
Good.
And gaming and academia improved.Ā
And nothing of value was lost.
This personā¦. fixes butterfliesā¦.. š¦
Funny story from the other night:
A dad came into my cafe with his 3 year old daughter.Ā He bought her a cookie and himself a coffee.Ā They sit down, and I go back to my pre-closing cleaning.Ā Three minutes later the dad walks up to the counter again, so I stop cleaning and walk over to greet him again.
As Iām in the middle of saying āhiā he cuts me off and says āWater.ā
Not āCan I get a glass of water, please?ā not āWhere can I get water?ā not even a confused āwater?ā like heās not sure how to get water in this cafe.Ā Just a single word demand.
I work in silicon valley, so Iām kind of used to techies talking to me like Iām Siri or Alexa, but it still always drives me crazy when they do this.Ā Like, I donāt even care about the āpleaseā anymore, I just want people to talk to me in complete sentences.Ā Ā So I get the guy a cup of water, and he sits back down.Ā
As Iām about to go back to cleaning I hear his daughter go āDaddy, you did that WRONG.Ā You have to say āCAN I have a glass of water PLEASEāā
My jaw hit the ground.Ā The dad suddenly became flustered and tried coming up with excuses āI-I said pleaseā¦ā āNo you didnāt!ā āWell she was busyā¦. I didnāt want to bother herā¦..ā āYou still got to be polite!ā
When they were done eating the dad brought the dishes back to the counter and said āThank you so much!ā Itās amazing how fast someoneās manners can improve when a 3 year old calls them out.
Shout out to whoever is teaching that little girl manners, because you know itās not her dad.Ā I hope she never stops calling rude people out.
Here, something positive to brighten your day.
I am at work right now but send me some asks. I haven't had any in awhile. I will answer them when I get on my break
Oh hi, Tumblr. Been awhile
i was looking for pictures of sparrows and found this
im really glad
[King Bull Sparra voice]
SĀ HĀ UĀ TĀ Ā Ā FĀ AĀ CĀ E
on occasion, i browse the clearance racks at overpriced hipster-y boutiques cause from time to time you can find amazing deals, but being in Rich People Places always makes me a little nervousā and today when i was picking up a layaway from one of these shops, my nerves resulted in a story the shopkeepers are probably gonna be telling for quite a while.
iād just come from the feed store for lizard food (ie: bugs), and it was like 95F out so they were slowly being smothered to death in my backpack. so when the clerk, who iād overheard was only on her second day working there, gave me my fancy sundress in a bag way too big for it, i pulled out two dozen crickets in a plastic bag and a tub full of mealworms from my pack and set them gently on the bag so they could breathe better till i got home.
this girlās eyes go wide and she looks imploringly back at the equally startled-looking manager helping her through the transaction, and i realize that this might look a little weird to folks who arenāt reptile keepers. so, instead of doing the logical thing and explaining that iām feeding leopard geckos, i sorta chuckled and shrugged apologetically, and just saidĀ ādinner, yāknow?ā
for the briefest of moments, there was an awkward silence so sweaty and suffocating you could drown in it, and then, in true daytime comedy fashion,
the fucking crickets started chirping.
so i guess iām never going back there ever again.
This is gold.
My friend: what're you smiling about ;)
Me: nothing
My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles
This is kind of an overdue rant due to the fact that i wasn't sure what social media to put this under. I definitely can't post it on Facebook or Twitter because character limits and there are certain people I don't want seeing this. Some of those people follow me on here so don't take this the wrong way, this is how I felt at the time.
I went to a con earlier this year, the same one I always go to, and I felt that I didn't really fit in with my group of friends anymore. I felt like an outcast. The last time I felt like this I was in high school, which was a long time ago. I heard about things that had been said that I was overbearing. I hardly hung out with those people so I didn't understand how I was overbearing. A few months later, I contacted a friend about an anime I was watching and out of nowhere, they went off on me, saying I didn't care about them or another person and only cared about one person. That hurt so much and sort of made me feel even worst. I cried for a good long while after that. They did apologize to me afterwards but the sting of their words is still there to this day. -sigh- I tried to keep in contact with some people but it is kind of hard when they don't even respond to my messages. When I see you online and I don't get a reply, I don't even know of we are still friends.
That is all I have to say. I am sorry if this rant effects anyone in any way and again, don't take it the wrong way. It was just how I was feeling at the time.
Sleepy snuggles are the best kind of snuggles
