Kaunis ja erilainen, aivan yksin.

25. Female. Sonata Arctica. Tom Hiddleston. Marvel. Nightwish. Personal posts on seperate blog, if interested just ask.

[unflatteringcatselfies]

Mark looks quite unamused, but it’s worth noting that he A) did this to himself and B) was purring at an absurd volume the entire time.

[unflatteringcatselfies]

mango is back and this time she Blep

[wwinterweb]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WE DO NOT DESERVE DOGS

[inkskinned]

u know what … i changed my mind… all u scientists out there who worked ur butts off just to have your research purposefully ignored by the government… do your science thing and bring back the dinosaurs… catch them ignoring you when a velociraptor is our next president…. like ding dong what’s that? it’s science, it doesn’t care about your silly ignorant opinion… it’s back with a vengeance… and it’s hungry, bitch

[thatgirlonstage]

I hadn’t considered Jurassic Park as a solution to the Dump Truck presidency but I’ll take it

[derek-foreal]

i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs

[theremharths]

It’s 1 am and I have a cold and I just found out that Tinky Winky is 10 feet tall and I don’t know what to do

[lesbianrustcohle]

oh..h…

[vulture-jack]

I dont like this. 

[weloveshortvideos]

when u a puppy and wanna play with everything

[disgruntledturtle]

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

[equalistmako]

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

[seasonoftowers]

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

[people-are-garbage]

well you did ask

[defilerwyrm]

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

[mrtacomam]

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

[kariachi]

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

[pulltheotheroneithasbellson]

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

[blueandbluer]

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[jt-sexkik-deactivated20210420]

Finally, a worthy heir to the distinguished legacy of None Pizza With Left Beef

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by bowlerhatbear)

[dogbirthday]

go with him

[jumpingjacktrash]

he wants to show you something

[queerrussetpotato]

he has a side quest for you

[princekarkat]

this is how people get taken by the fae

[babyanimalgifs]

Animals Dropping the Hottest Albums of the Year

(via Star-spangled-Banner)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every bullet ever fired since my birth has missed me by a certain number of inches. I wonder what the lowest number is.

[unflatteringcatselfies]

This is Turkey, he’s wearing a tiara because he’s both fabulous and adorable!

[betaleon]

[gunzonyatmblr]

Bruh this shit was amazing

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

GO BABY GO OMG

[thaunderground]

Poetry in motion

[datmos]

My jaw dropped

[viqueen]

HER NAME IS ANTARA AND SHE’S MEXICO’S GRAND CHAMPION AT THE VERTICAL WALL CLIMB LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS!! SHE KNOWS SHE’S A GOOD GIRL!!! 

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

[chromalogue]

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

[bowtochris]

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

[levianity]

Not the sharpest knife in the chandelier.

[q2qcomics-deactivated20200929]

Slow and steady wins the race, but words will never hurt me. 

[bandtshirt]