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People who see pics of like those fucked up deep sea fish and creatures and go "omg I'm never going swimming in the ocean again 😰😰😰" calm down. They're 5000 feet below where you are and also i went down there and none of them even knew you. Leave them alone bitch

genderkoolaid

thinking about the "is this historical figure a lesbian or a trans man?" question and how... that divide is a construct. there are cultures who have a third gender that encompasses both "women who like women" and "women who become men" without division. they are the same category, there is no difference in that construct. much of our understanding of our own identities comes from having constructs to place on ourselves. obv there are people who were very much Men and people who were very much Women Who Loved Women but "lesbian" and "trans man" are not eternal naturally occurring categories. is someone a lesbian or a trans man? was this person a gay man crossdressing or a trans woman? sometimes we don't need to have an answer. we can just appreciate the genderqueerness and maybe learn more about how we ourselves can construct our identities.

thirstyplant

graphic design is my passion

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

Going to need this guy's lawyer

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

thank you for tags, I was too lazy to elaborate lol but it is funny how the headline is worded as if everyone would find the activities 'fun'

wafflehousecoffee

A nosferatu tries to bite my yoked and muscular ox neck (21-inch circumference) so I flex super hard and explode him like a mosquito

hellforever

Laika's still up there. not her body, sure, but her soul is. i saw it through my telescope one night when i was looking for aliens. she was sniffing for table scraps under saturn's ring. she chases comets and bites down on satellites. i saw her napping by neptune, she was kicking her feet. passing through the oort cloud is like the stroke of a hand on her fur. eyes like marbles and four little paws like flames. she bobs through jupiter's moons like cold moscow streets. up there the stars are a great big field. and look, she's running so fast. god damn, look at her go.

loveletter2you

ok yeah

kusschen

me a lesbian: haha lesbians get married so fast!

the ghost of Virginia Woolf that lives in my head: because of the epidemic of lesbian separatism women who find an earnest connection with one another may seem to an outsider “moving too fast” when in fact they are so euphoric about making a connection that they funnel more love in passion into a month than straight relationships plug into a year

me: I’m literally smoking a joint can you let me fucking live

leftatlondon

& i said

What about

Scorsese’s “Goncharov”

She said “I

Think I

Remember the film”

dunkstein

If a caveman heard drum and bass they would understand it instantly and love it and would be able to start DJing within days

dunkstein

Yknow that post about how if dwarves were real how they would make absolutely incomprehensible folk metal? Well I think about that post all the time and I believe the same logic extends to primitive humans and hardcore percussion-based electronic music.

If a caveman smashed a mixing board with a wooden club the computer would automatically channel his ancient power through its circuits and produce the most fucked up hardcore jungle beat to ever grace our solar system

owlmylove

i was ringing up a winter hat for a man the other day and i said “oh, it’s so cute! i love the pom-pom on the top.” and he smiled and agreed and a few seconds later he picked the hat out of the bag and said “you called this a pom-pom?” and i said yes, that’s what i call them, and he explained that he was still learning english before he touched the hat again and said “pom-pom“ in a fascinated voice

i-am-a-lethal-giraffe

pure

whitmerule

words that aren’t important for communication but which are important for FEELS

is-it-mungojerry-or-rumpelteazer

Storytime: when I was in my early twenties, I moved to a country whose language was not my own. I did have a reasonable grasp of it, but I clearly lacked a lot of vocabulary, and my accent wasn’t amazing. There was a small food shop down from my apartment, and the owner noticed quickly that I struggled with the names of foods. From that point on, every time I went and he checked out my bags, he did it slowly and pointing out loud every item he checked. “One carrot, two apples, a bag of pasta…” I can never thank him enough for how much I learnt from such a small gesture.

reverecurrent

in museums with painted cielings they should put a few lying down spots so you can watch it for a while tbh

hyrude

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i gave you oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

mediumkravitz

Genuinely I enjoy criticisms of America as a nation for Obvious Reasons of Color but so many of y’all are just like “I hate Americans because they [something only white people do] [something only white people do] [something we’re forced to deal with due to our government] [something that even white Americans will mock you for doing] [something only rich people can afford to do] [movie trope] [something you would only bring up if you’re fatphobic] [something that Canada also does but hides behind the “we’re just super nice teehee” stereotype] [something that your country does but you recognize is not inherently the fault of all citizens] [literally just capitalism] [something you’ll only see in like, Maine] [something Americans complain about constantly] [movie trope] [something only white people do]”

catchymemes

drinkyourjuiceshelby

jaspurr

the best thing about this is that when there’s plenty of resources, domesticated cats will naturally form colonies. in these colonies female cats raise their kittens communally with their kin. so you get situations where moms will raise kittens with their daughters from a previous litter, cats from the same litter will raise kittens together, etc. so not only does this little old kitty see her human as family, she is also excited to help her with her kitten.

bogleech

Sometimes a grandma is a little creature that lives on the floor

not-a-farrier

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Baby freaking monsters!

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