Currently writing a pile of Good Omens. Fan art, derivative works, podfics, and anything else are most welcome! Just tag me :)
Marital Aids for the Eldritch Couple â
Crowley and Aziraphale roleplay as an innocent angel and a big scary demon, respectively. [not safe for work]
Wrestling With Your Demon đŞ˝
In Crowley's flat after Armageddidn't, Aziraphale sees a certain statue, and gets certain ideas. [not safe for work]
Holding Hands with the Devil đŤ
The night at Crowley's flat: Crowley is hurt. Aziraphale helps. [safe for work, minors, and anyone who's not a demon trying to clean up a holy water mess]
more under the cut...
A Home Through Winters Infinite đ
Aziraphale and Crowley's first Christmas in the cottage. Aziraphale frets; Crowley comforts. [safe for all but mince pies]
Tempter, Oyster, Looker, Love đŚŞ
Crowley enjoys watching Aziraphale eat. A lot. It only takes him 4500 years to figure this out. [not safe for work or oysters]
Lover Boys đľ
The Bentley gets a little more musically stuck than usual. Itâs almost like itâs trying to tell Crowley something. [shockingly safe for work. very silly. spot all the hidden lyrics!]
While the Sands o'Life Shall Run đš
A season 2 interquel with a certain demon at a certain French restaurant. [sad bois. safe for everything except angst. featuring romantic Bible quotes]
Starmaker's Legacy đ
A 100-word drabble about a little trip Crowley takes in '69, off the record. [sweet, spacey, safe]
crowley is such a crier, i love this about him. he cries when the bookshop is burned down, he cries at the pub afterwards, heâs at least near tears when the bentley is destroyed, he cries when aziraphale goes to heaven, and then later, in the south downs, he cries during seâ *gunshot*
WHOO! @ran196242 âs DTIYS but make it wives!!! I absolutely adore your art so I hope I did the orginial justice! You all (over 18) should really check out their False Gods comic!
FINALLY, after more than 5 years of dreaming about it, I have made the thing I always wanted! After much hard work, a serendipitous gift, and much swearing at an inanimate machine, Astral Gravy and I are pleased to announce the creation of our Magnetic Ineffable Dress Up Dolls!
The initial set comes with 7 ineffable outfits and lots of cute accessories, as pictured, with plans for expansions in future. If you have ever wanted to dress Aziraphale and Crowley up on your fridge or liven up those metal bins in your cubicle at work, now you can!
Right now I am currently producing sets for TIC7, but because they are fairly time and material intensive supplies will be limited. The pricing will be ÂŁ25 per character or ÂŁ45 for both, and they will come packaged with a fun backing card. Theyâll be first come first served at my booth, but if you donât get your chance Iâm also donating a full set of both to the online auction AND the in person raffle.
Now, for those of you who want one but wonât be able to for this first round, fear not. My plan is to produce many more in small batches and make those available for sale in the future. I will announce those batches in advance so hopefully everyone who wants one can get the chance to snag one. đ
I will get the urge to watch this one scene sometimes - I mean, I start it at the "DO SOMETHING", naturally, and let it run until Adam confronts Satan - but there is just something about the whole sequence that makes my heart race and my stomach flip. It's how unified Aziraphale and Crowley are and how it shows us that despite the charade, they are so in sync and want the same thing. And the music and the way it all builds adds to it for sure. Plus, I love seeing their wings out and them in full angel and demon mode, but also, seeing just how powerful they are and how much they care. It's up there as one of my absolute favourite scenes, I love it so much.
if you want to dress gay but arenât sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are
i'm tired so i say i will just handle it tomorrow but then it is tomorrow and there's another thing i have to do today so now i have two things to handle (today and yesterday's burdens) so now i'm stressed about doing both and then i spend an hour thinking about how both of these things are going to take up so much time and energy and i should have done that other thing yesterday and it's not even that hard and i get stuck doomscrolling or whatever so now i have to mentally make rules to combat the procrastination because i really do need to get at least one thing done today so i don't let myself eat or sleep or enjoy things until one thing gets done but despite the rules i still can't make myself just get up and start so i get locked for hours in the in-between where my body is frozen and rotting but my mind is on fire in a glass box and honestly in these wasted long hours i don't think i even see the world around me and after a long time eventually if i'm very lucky/have sufficiently punished myself into movement i finally manage to do one or both things on my list and that should be great but instead of feeling proud or relaxed i'm annoyed with myself because i've wasted the day and how can i be exhausted when i literally haven't done anything and literally so many adults have actual lives and problems and meanwhile i can't manage basic fucking tasks and then i realize oh fuck there's a third thing which i forgot about until now and but i really am tired so i say i will just handle it tomorrow but then it is tomorrow
Hi, these bees are babies! Theyâre not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human
a while ago i was secretly writing batfamily fic on my phone while out and i couldnât remember the word vinyl for flooring so i had to ask one of my friends and i gestured to a floor nearby and was like âwhatâs the word for that stuff?â and they told me and i went back to typing on my phone and my other friend looked over at me and full fucking clocked me by asking âis batman laying shit flooring?â and i had to fucking. gather myself for a moment before quietly making eye contact and admitting âhis neighbour is,â and i donât think iâll ever recover.
