unclench yonder butthole

shrimp! heaven! now! (juliette • 24 • she/her)

[cherryhub-remade]

i love making ppl laugh . its like ….. u liked that didnt u 😏 lol

[roselalonde]

theres a webcomic where the artist buys adoptable sparkledog ocs from young deviantart artists and has them all as characters and it's so so fuckin good

its called Preeny Has To Repeat 6th Grade and you can read it here!

[the-sea-of-immeasurable-loss]

Paul Rumsey “Cerberus”

[ryokuno4]

[sovietnam]

[sdqubeley]

Beautiful women called Storage Space Running Out keep messaging me

[freyalise]

if i was trapped in the time loop i would do the correct sequence of actions to break out of the time loop on my first try, thus resulting in me unaware of there being a time loop in the first place

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

You keep saying this every time.

[freyalise]

that's because you're stuck in the time loop so you hear me say it every time. i on the other hand, got out perfectly so i'm experiencing time linearly as normal

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

I think this is the loop where I kill you with a rock

[emergencychange]

EXCUSE ME????

[mrhealyourgirl]

cuz when you're frying and totting

[cali]

name your baby boy gargoyle. do it for me. and if its a girl... hmmm... name her gargoyle

[iloveyoutoodeath]

does anyone wanna have a bit of a girls’ night with me im gonna microwave some batteries

[tabloidsores]

My stupid fucking squire keeps reblogging BTS gifsets to my blog while I'm busy jousting and now all the common folk are asking me who I stan

[fuckersupreme-deactivated201707]

[lakevida]

so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane

dont talk to me im counting gravel

[junglejim4322]

I find it kind of epic I find it kind of rad

[junglejim4322]

the memes in which im pwning are the ones that make U mad

[junglejim4322]

[partywithponies]

Being obsessed with your own OCs but literally never creating any art or content for them is such a curse. You'll be like "this reminds me of blorbo from my head :)", and everyone else will just be like "? who thef uck"

[flagellant]

got fired from work because i ended up becoming a great big doglike beast but they considered that a no-call no-show

[guccigarantine]

once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop