Maladaptive Marauder

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[maladaptivewritings]

Call of Duty Masterlist!

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Ghost

Headlock: Simon meets a new neighbor, and despite knowing better, he begins a horrible habit. Pt 1 pt 2 pt 3 pt4 pt5 pt6 pt7

Personal Jesus: Simon's favorite tattoo artist becomes more than just that, as he begins to dedicate more and more time on keeping a watchful eye on them.      pt. 2 pt 3

My Headcanons : Basic Headcanons of Ghost that I have when I write his storylines

Changed: Simon return’s home to see you’ve made a mess (halloween post)

Fight/Flight/Freeze: Simon’s partner was captured and used against TF141

Dirty Word: A Private in a Kortac camp is the bane on Ghost's side, but he can't just let them get picked on.

 Pt1 Pt 2 pt3

Thick frames: Age gap! Relationship, slowburn of Simon and a local Uni student

Snippet stories:

Dyeing Ghost’s buzz cut

Simon’s favorite waitress

Falling asleep together

Talk down: Tw-Suicidal thoughts/ideations

Break in

Simon can’t ignore you

Simon's Hands: Gym Crush! Simon, with some smut.

Ghoap

Tattoo reveal (wip): After they return from a mission they learn their bird went and got some work done

Pretty boys: Ghoap x barista reader

Soap

Wicked Woman: Soap's return home, coincides with his little sisters spring break. Well when his sister's friend joins Johnny finds himself getting into trouble pt.2

My Headcanons: Basic Headcanons of Soap that I have when I write his storylines

Johnny's Eyes: Bartender! Y/N and Drunk Patron! soap, smut

Snippet stories

Johnny’s sleep schedule

Rowdy Soap

FWB Soap

Price

Snippet stories

Mean!Price

Devoted: Price loves treating his partner

Konig

Konigs favorite: Tasked with cleaning the interrogation room, Y/N tries to decipher why their colonel is focusing on them.

 Pt1 Pt 2 pt3

Hybrid!AU 

Coyote reader

pt 1. pt.2

[maladaptivewritings]

Gaz is a somewhat exhibitionist. He likes to see what he can get away with, similar to a child who's acting out.

The adrenaline rush as his hand dips underneath the seam of your pants, the subtle palming as his calloused hand grows closer and closer to your core.

[luxcuriousao3]

And what if I said Popular!Reader is actually the smartest person in your and König's class? What if I said you didn't need König to do your homework for you, or cheat off of him on tests. You just come up with your little deal because you think the big, scary loser is actually kind of cute, in a pathetic way... and you like the power you have over him. You like that he'll do anything just to get a glance at your tits, just to cop a quick feel. You bet you could get him to kill a man for you, if you let him fuck you.

There's nothing more arousing to you, the way you're in complete and utter control of him.

[machveil]

Loser!König who’s confused when you ask him for a video of himself planking until failure, but who is he to deny you? he’d do worse things if you asked. when you get a notification from him, a video well over three minutes, you excitedly settle into bed. warmth already blooming in you face, it slowly fades the longer the video plays. eerie silence stretching out for the entire duration, not an audible breath or whimper to be heard. no, just König’s pale blue eyes gazing into the camera as he holds himself steady for as long as possible. maybe you shouldn’t have expected breathy noises from him, the notoriously quiet sniper

[maladaptivewritings]

Delectable give me 20

[maladaptivewritings]

König is into sensory play, finding you in dark corners and always ensuring a small fright to get the heart racing.

His hands meet the plush of your cheeks, cold against your flesh as the warmth races to your face.

He likes watching how quickly you try to recover your mind, always a second longer than the last.

[maladaptivewritings]

John Price has a thing for intox. He can't help it, honestly. He loves trying to get you to smoke with him and to drink with him as such.

He'd tease ya as your face got hot, from the liquor and the way his hands just trace you.

By no means is he walking away bored,

Round 2 or 3 hit the table before your cup is empty.

Another sly joke, his hands learning the hem of your skirt so well now.

Vision blurred as he ventured up and down your thighs.

Oh, oh, how he could be so coy...

[maladaptivewritings]

Soap has a voice kink, but hard of hearing.

This is easily combated by just moaning on his dick while he's showing you how much he really did miss ya.

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

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World Heritage Post

[maladaptivewritings]

Holy fuck I want to grind against Ghost's boot as he makes fun of me.

Jesus christ, it's a need

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

In case anyone missed it

[boucicaut]

[catchymemes]

[riverstoddtbh]

Ah yes…Impregnable one of my fav superheroes!!

[maladaptivewritings]

Started watching invincible

[maladaptivewritings]

Holy shit guys

Um

I'm just loosin' it...

The plot, my mind yknow the works.

Hopefully, medically sanctioned mirco-meth alongside a nice mood stabilizer will come to save me

[maladaptivewritings]

Well, my funny haha, about my mental health journey is now turning into a confusing tale, I hope nothing weirder occurs today

[maladaptivewritings]

Them hypno-freaks are onto something, like yeah sleeper cell my ass so I don't think.

Why think and worry when I can just be hot????? Like ong, show me then spirals rn.

[maladaptivewritings]

Holy shit guys

Um

I'm just loosin' it...

The plot, my mind yknow the works.

Hopefully, medically sanctioned mirco-meth alongside a nice mood stabilizer will come to save me

[bugsnstuff313]

Ah, yes, the mentally unwell...

*strolls through the lab*

Let's make it mentally worse

[maladaptivewritings]

Me after having 2 seizures within 24 hrs