distant years @katsuki-shima - Tumblr Blog

fearthefuzzybear

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

stockpilingantihistamines

catchymemes

programmerhumour

Once upon a time…

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt

thebeanestbad

personification-of-anxiety

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

evilscientist3

teemanajalkiviisaus

This will go to deaf ears, but can we please stop redacting/black boxing sentences from memes until you can't see anything but black lines? This is a mess. Just make a new one.

evilscientist3

jakeperalta

I've had enough of society being catered to morning people.. it's time for everything to be pushed back like two hours

reinerist

depsidase

o-kurwa

magicalgirlmindcrank

My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here

screenshotsforencouragement

transmechanicus

Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

transmechanicus

Experienced people eater weighing in with the most galaxy brain option

toastbutteregg

science side of tumblr, please help

benjamminandthemarmalades

Love this one

cyan-id-e

Thank you science side of Tumblr

seeyoulaterallig8r-deactivated2

its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this

augustdementhe

If you can’t make use of the sound, please imagine the soft snuffles of a hand vacuum that’s capable of love.

lacefuneral

i love it, sniff animal

lacefuneral

sniff animal saturday

coolyo294

Promise?

techmomma

GET READY FOLKS IT’S TIME FOR SATANIC PANIC

2!!!!!!

piggyprideflags

[ID: Image of Kotomi Ichinose from Clannad on a nonbinary flag colorpicked from her. She is wearing a long purple dress and has her hair up in her signature half-pigtails half-down style. Cradled in the nook of her elbow are two bouquets of flowers, one with white roses and small blue violets, and one with white chrysanthemums and long yellow flowers. Hanging off of her other forearm is an umbrella, and she is staring at the viewer with a soft open smile. 2nd image is the colorpicked flag without her. /End ID]