sheriffshrimp

don’t touch me unless you mean it, cowboy

[zoctopode]

im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian

[segamascott]

[retrogamingblog2]

[mumblingsage]

This was a kind of sweet dashboard coincidence.

[sunshinetrinket]

i hope im not just a mutual to you but also a really annoying stranger who is somehow always going through something

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

I've always thought it's too bad that disco is the only kind of dance that comes with an artifact. It's compelling that disco has a Ball. I want to know what secrets will be revealed if I gaze into it. There should be a hip-hop Cube. A ballroom Amulet. A swing Diadem.

[chimaerakitten]

Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The whole reason anyone let you be plastic is so you could go in the wash. If you're gonna pull this shit then what's even the point.

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[cair--paravel]

Opal and glass gold-mounted pendant by René Lalique, c. 1900.

[blanketforcas]

whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

classmate made a harry potter reference within earshot and i saw this menu appear in front of me

[girlmostlikely]

Literally

[cedar-phoenix]

best addition

[eymurn]

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

[omtai]

why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why

[moniquill]

[segamascott]

[kristina100000]

[kords-kock-kloset]

[gagagamagician]