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#Please little bird
I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.
It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo
scenarios that happened in the league of assassins that Jason and Damian won't admit to because they're little shits pt.3
Jason: *whispering* Uncle Dusan looks like he's about to fall over.
Damian: *in a similar hushed tone* Can you blame him? You know how Grandfather loves to drone on during meetings. It is the one time we are forced to listen to him without interruption.
Jason: *placing a pea on a spoon, preparing to fire it*
Damian: *whispering in a hurried voice* Akhi, what are you doing with your dinner?
Jason: Saving us from another boring meeting *flicks it at Uncle Dusan who flinches and wipes his drool from his lips*
Damian: *coughing to cover his giggle* Impressive aim.
Jason: *readying his spoon again* Mara looks murderous. She hasn’t stopped glaring since this shit started.
Damian: It is not like I intended to blind her. She should have dodged it.
Jason: Uh where the fuck was I for this? I don't remember-
Ra al Ghul: *standing at the head of the table* Jason. Is there a question that you yearn to have answered? You appear to be quite distracted when you should be paying attention given your position as Head Guard.
Jason: Sure do. So when you say Head Guard, that means like total control right? How many vacation days does that allocate-
Damian: Jesus Christ.
Jason: *continuing* It’s a valid question, Dami. Corporate America has ruined the world. We gotta get better benefits. What’s our dental like because this tooth has been decaying like a wet tictac-Wait can the Pit fix my tooth?
Ra al Ghul: *twitching* How insightful. Yes…I shall inform you as soon as I confirm with my members. Anything else?
Jason: *saluting* No, my Liege. Only that these peas are divine. My compliments to your chef. Continue, you’re doing great.
Ra al Ghul: *tiredly* Of course....As I was saying....
Damian: *lowering his voice* My liege? Where did you pull that from?
Jason: My ass. Ever heard of Attack on Titan? *launching another pea at Dusan but the spoon slips from his hand and flies across the table* Oh shit.
Dusan al Ghul: * awakening and screaming, flailing his arms* Guards! We are under attack! Secure my child immediately!
Damian: *covering his face* Oh for fucks sake, Jason. Why would you-
*several guards rush in with weapons, the members at the table scatter and scream.*
Talia al Ghul: *the sound of a blade twishing* Damian? Jason? Where are you? Guards- I command you to find my sons! Protect the heirs!
*Jason and Damian hiding under the table*
Jason: Well-You can’t blame this entirely on me. Your family is known for overreacting.
Damian: *hissing* Yes, I can AND I will. I will not be punished for your stupidity. I shall knock out your tooth myself.
Jason: I’m good. Brucie paid a pretty penny to fix my teeth.
Damian: Go to hell, Jason.
*Both boys jump as Dusan hits the floor, making eye contact with them.*
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Ra al Ghul: Both of you are remanded to your quarters until further notice. No sneaking off to the gardens. No access to the animal sanctuary. Have you anything to say regarding your behavior, such as an apology, before you are escorted to your rooms?
Jason: *raises hand*
Ra al Ghul: Yes, Jason?
Jason: *points at Dusan al Ghul* This is his fault. He has a trauma response so severe that he’d put veterans to shame.
Damian: *giggling* He is also the one that tried tackling you, Grandfather, to ensure your safety.
Ra al Ghul: Guards. Take them to their quarters immediately. Now.
Jason: HEY. Watch where you point the sword!
they possessed me for a couple of days, don't ask me what they are idk
rough night? 🩸
They were right, I didn’t expect that.
you are like an empty tip jar
Ready to be filled!
BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!
This post is: Kiki
I am sure this is a hot take but Jason’s look from Future State is cool as hell
you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing
HE HAD A SON NAMED
WHAT
NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK
technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn
Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.
I have something worse
imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn
imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen
WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN
I have an answer to that one too
The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.
Born without a groove 😔
Running theory is that Jason is only comfortable flirting with people when they're fighting/trying to kill him because he associates love and sexuality with violence
THE parents ever!
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now
String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg
Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth
(image source)
When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes
Domestic silk moth is just being friendly
Now the moth is banned in Russia
…well what the fuck is this
Art.
This is easily one of the saddest dickbin panels even without context. DC you will pay for this.
I just found out VLC media player lets you do this????
It works in motion too!! Took me half an hour asdgfsadfghas
Bruce Wayne and Tim Drake. Batman and Robin. From Batman #147.
Some character designs with some…atypical color choices? I guess. I don’t know what’s going on in that area.
This is Nimona and her supervillain friend (He doesn’t have a name yet, I’m working on that). Nimona is his sidekick/squire, they’re like the Batman and Robin of slightly Medieval villains, but she’s actually way more evil than him. He does what he does to make a point, and he doesn’t really want anyone get hurt - Nimona just gets a kick out of destroying stuff.
I’m going to attempt to make a two page comic with them? We’ll see how this goes.
This was tagged #homework and posted in December 2011.
Damn they were all about the glitter 30 years ago huh?
30?
Idk 32 or something I stopped counting
