alright mild mischaracterization but. i picture thomas as being a massive bummer around groups of gay men because he's spent so little time with people who can empathize with him that he has no idea what makes a funny queer story like
Noel: once I had an affair with a married man lol
Guy: lol
Thomas: One time the only person I trusted with my secret started working behind my back to ruin my life by making me think a guy I was in love with liked me back so I would reveal myself and then get outed to everyone around me and then get fired without a warrant and possibly arrested. idk. lol
Noel:
Guy:
Thomas: Why isn't anyone laughing

















