fellow skeleton enthusiast @katzenjam - Tumblr Blog

hot take- stop drawing chelldos art where glados is a human woman whos just made of metal. If you can't figure out how to fuck a giant evil AI whos the size of a building you dont get to fuck the giant evil AI whos the size of a building.

in other news, if anyone has more chelldos fanart where Glados remains a giant fuck-off robot you should definitely not send it to me 👀

katzenjam

PREACH 🗣🗣🗣

go-star-sailor

homoerotic wellness checkup

internetskiff

The world's most dysfunctional family unit has been discovered

cute-catts

skelecentral

Doodles of some skeletons laughing and chortling and having a good time

wizb1z-deactivated20260526

kitty paradise 🐈‍⬛

mbti-enemies

MBTI : lovers edition

INTJ: falling for them, like falling into the first page of a book you know is going to be your favourite. you'll be taken into a mind, a world, a story, a mind, a world you can't help but choose to dive into again and again, again (again like in mitski's pink in the night again like Taiga to Ryuji after they kiss). you fall like rain (and you know there'll be thunder and lightning if they fall too)

ENFP: fighting over who gets to lick the spoon clean of cake batter, a little naive but strong-hearted, nicknames and inside jokes, road-trips with best-friends, lazy laughter and a crooked smile, staying up late talking to someone and realizing it's already morning only when the hazy sunlight peeks through the blinds at dawn, you find yourself loving life.. but you wonder if thats simply because they're in it

INFJ: you didn't know you were waiting until you met them and now they're everything , they're the warmth of your skin under the golden sun-rays , cold feet curled under a cozy blanket, the fresh smell of spring rainfall , kisses on birthmarks, soul gazing into soul , languages spoken with a mere touch , long car rides with windows wound all the way down just to feel the wind in your hair and the joy of life , with them you're infinite ,to you they do what the spring does to the earth ... make you feel a l i v e , they're a breathe of life and your constellation that guides the way to heaven and back , its an intertwining love that grows like a rose vine over your stone walls and blooms into a eternal spring .., youve found the peace that many seek yet few find and you'll feel like the luckiest person alive.. treasure them

ENFJ: cooking up late brunch together , dancing to the music still in pyjamas , hersheys kisses left under pillows , they'll never hold anything back ..in love , life and even in fights- they'll never back down when it comes to you

ISFP: honey coated lips and a face gifted by the moon, kissing in the rain kissing to rid the pain, they remind you of sunsets, warm days at the beach , hand in hand with your lover, under blue skies and witnessing an even bluer ocean , candid photos of loved ones with an silver birch frame , tucking flowers behind their ear, their name engraved in your heart

INFP: soft calm evening lulling you into sleep , nuzzling into their side, surrendering to their warmth ..hands tangled into the sleeves of their sweater and breathing in their scent, with them the shields come down and the laughter comes unbounded , leaping out and taking flight like an eagle soaring in the sky freed from gravity and from the noise of the world that compares nothing to the one you have with them..and in moments with them you'll find happiness come to rest by your side

ISFJ: hummed melodies , touring around the streets of Paris and have crepes by the Seine, shy glances, sneaking into the kitchen at night and kissing the powdered sugar off their lips after a midnight snack of doughnuts , hearts carved in a tree - eyes on me

ISTP: their presence is all you need to shield you from the moments you'd rather forget, a hidden passion that burns fierce like forest fire and heart as warm as a hearth

ESTP: falling in love with them is falling in love with a storm a whirlwind of emotions mesmerizing yet chaotic you'll never let go , a love that consumes you , a tumult of emotions as gripping as it it chaotic , if grounded will climb up a tree and knock on ur window at 4am cause in their defence 'a whole day without you is a whole day too long'

INTP: will make you question all the universe with a most wonderful sense of doubt., a glow of warmth under a cold exterior ,you never need to pretend with them ..with them you can be whoever you want to be , they'll never feel like a stranger but perhaps one day they'll never feel like someone at all (they'll feel like everything)

ISTJ : museum dates and art gallery rendezvous, the cold expressions mask a hopeless romantic, sudden and intense bouts of Feelings at 2 a.m, likes to think they're tough but melts in your arm when you hold them

ISTP: They walk in and smile at you and suddenly you're ready for an adventure, a motorcycle ride at 1 am and you've never felt more alive. when their arms around you though.. you've never felt safer. There's a whole lot to them under their cool but sturdy exterior , a raging storm or perhaps a calming lake just like the ones where they first taught you how to skip stones.. strong arms around you their face right next to yours hearts racing and fluttering. Theres something inexpressible about them...perhaps thats what makes you turn to them every time.

ENTP: falling in love with them is falling in love with a storm and you'll find yourself falling faster than the torrential rain you're under , drowning yet floating , theres lightning within you and the thunder is the command of fate to never let go , love is one never-ending game, love isn't just love for them , its everything , it a adventure , a journey , a surprise , a game , the feeling of coming home , night vs day , all of it transpiring between the moments spent with you and thinking of you, type to say "do you trust me" with gleaming eyes and a mischievous grin as they hold out a hand so you can go with them to do something rebellious (you rlly shouldn't trust them but you always do anyway)

ENTJ: they dont yearn they want..and want gives way to desire..and to desire is to need, competitive but will let you win just to fonsdy watch you rub it in with glee (theres the most tender soft smile on their face but theyll never admit) , ,hard to fall in love with them but even harder to fall out , hickeys hidden under Dior scarves , whispered propositions on necks , hiding the smile playing upon your lips by sipping coffee gone cold , possessive arms wrapped around your waist

ESFP: makes you a playlist when they can't find the right words to convey their feelings, "so many things to do with you but so little time," wears their heart on their sleeves, falls fast and might get hurt in the crash but would do it all over again for you, they're unapologetically themselves and you love them for that, you just hope they love you as much as you love them

ESTJ: They've got your back, always. Sometimes you need it, sometimes it's even before you realise: they're the cup of coffee placed into your hand when you have to work a late night, they're the advice you didn't know you needed. More than anything, they're the place you can finally relax, because they'll hold everything together for you. They'll hold you up. If you're lucky, they'll let you hold them up too. Stronger, together.

ESFJ:theres something about them , maybe its the way they look at you with eyes full of childlike wonder and joy and trust , the way they make everyone else in the world dissapear so you know as long as you have them you have it all , maybe its magic maybe its fate or maybe just maybe its something called Love ..maybe thats the feeling you have right now , what it feels like to be in a sunflower's dream, lost in the waves with a pearl in your hand ...or what it feels like to finally finally have something to lose, something thats yours, its not a case of loving them so much youd die for them ..its a case of loving them so much youd l i v e for them

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heatandapathy

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

soulsistrin

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

liifeintechniicolour

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

fiti-vation

ernasd

oh this is a life saver

gallusrostromegalus

So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO: if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into something enjoyable without “wasting” anything expensive. Though I maintain that even cooking screw-ups are valuable in terms of lessons learned.

Also they’re great for when you get absorbed in something and you realize your blood sugar is dropping and you need to make something Quick.