kaukasian

Kris | 21 | NC | UNC |Stereotypical Leo

[meanplastic]

holy shit

[yassmines]

tik tok is literally funnier than vine show me one vine as funny as this u cant

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

This is really like 1 of the 6 good tiktoks out here. That’s all it has. Relax

[localstarboy]

The evolution of Black Dance Crazes 😂😂🔥👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿

[shreddedgifs]

feeling the pump

[adreamdeferred]

pussy tighter than a 4c natural curl on wash day.

before detangling.

[text-mode]

This ASCII of Carlton in Fresh Prince is hidden in the code for a financial software still used by big banks.

[classicmeevs]

who is Big Banks

[coughloop]

him…

[justbant3r]

when the custodian just mopped and u trying to be respectful 

[greyscalesound]

Honestly if you don’t do this extra pointless ass tiptoe when this happens you’re trash who raised you

[hiswife87-deactivated20190117]

True

[nowhites]

math problem: *begins with “we know that..”*

me: WE dont know SHIT

[alexander]

you ever see someone so fine you completely ignore them?

[goldnpoc]

I have to bc I’m ugly

[zhukini-deactivated20150625]

[shitshilarious]

this is how you shut someone down. no swear words. nothing so extreme they can write it off. just something you KNOW they wont be able to shake off. It also helps to have a baritone-voiced plankton controlling your brain when you say it.

[incorrectrpdr]

Shangela: You’re not listening to my story!

Kennedy: Explaining an episode of Games of Thrones in full detail is not a story!

[gahdamnpunk]

YOOOO 👀👀

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

I love this so much. Whenever people of the diaspora are shown on tv or thru pictures i can find at least one person who looks like someone i know. A nose like my uncles. Cheekbones like my friends. Something.

[nolanyx-blog]

First look of Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth in the new “Men In Black” reboot

[swedishwarriorwoman]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

This is real?.. i thought it was a tumblr joke

[marvelteas]

aAaAHHHHH

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

thor 4 in an alternate universe where asgardians survived and took on new identities 🤔

[screamingplum]

ASFHJKKDXSSHJHZSDJJ

[digi-egg]

[gay-irl]

[stimman3000]

hey guys here’s my review of how much various horror movies fit their titles

scream: there is a respectable amount of screaming. could have been called “guy in a screamy mask with a knife” but they took a risk with the title and I respect that 7/10

the descent: there is a good amount of descending in this movie 8/10

it follows: it does, in fact, follow 9/10

Oculus: dumb. Idk what oculus means and I don’t care. shld have been called “murder mirror” 0/10

the babadook: movie is based around an entity known as the babadook. very good 10/10

creep: I guess the guy is fairly creepy, but I i wish the title was a little more specific. Work the wolf mask in there next time 5/10

the exorcist: there is an exorcist 8/10

the houses that October built: October can’t build houses. It’s a month. Idiots. 2/10 because it does, at least, take place in October

silent hill: I don’t think there are any hills that are more silent than the average hill in this movie 1/10

paranormal activity: there is activity that is fairly paranormal 9/10

the blair witch project: I guess what they’re doing could be counted as a project, and it DOES involve the blair witch, but I’d call it more of a “documentary” than a “project” 7/10

split: there are, to the best of my knowledge, no splits of either the gymnastic or banana variety in this movie 0/10

the midnight meat train: there is a train at midnight, and some meat themes throughout the movie, but the train itself is not filled with meat 6/10

the conjuring: nothing is actually conjured. they’re actually trying to get rid of something, which is like. the opposite of conjuring -100/10

[catchymemes]

[cisnowflake]

Woah

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

I want it

[thegreatweissshark]

But is it also a gun?

[mentalillnessmouse]