Plum

i am filled with plums, it happens

[auckie]

I know I already have a post about this exact gif but the way he looks back at the viewer has just enamoured me I constantly think back to it when my mind goes quiet; it’s like he was caught unsuspecting while bathing nude in a life giving spring, and rather than flee he decides to play with you, In one quick little glance he instructs you to give chase through the babbling pool through the gentle curtain of falling water into a luminescent cove full of treasures untold.

[depsidase]

[puffsaddy]

Are u single?

“single” is a word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. if you’re asking me if im lonely the answer is yes.

[borninthe80slovingtheladies]

Screaming

[cetitanhasmoved]

[chrishallbeck]

[zeitgeistluvr]

[disaster-punk-deactivated202112]

[rectumvsmicrowave]

[kiwi-smug-silvalina]

[kipp-your-secrets]

[destructoray]

[airmetsierra]

[dearbisexual]

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

[dearbisexual]

for some reason, with this website, i was able to complete small tasks ive been fruitlessly bugging myself to do for weeks??

anyway, i feel almost good now :^)

[dearbisexual]

im glad this got some notes!!!! i hope it helps y’all find some measure of peace or comfort <3

[weaver-z]

I don't just think kink should be "allowed" at pride, I think we should train a huge pack of those puppy mask dudes to bark at all of the floats that have corporate branding on them

[weaver-z]

You get it

[puniper]

big fan of this youtube comment

[puniper]

the game is super mario galaxy btw

[popularsizes]

[homomilitant-deactivated2019071]

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

[koizik-deleted-deactivated20241]

it’s optimus pride

[fantastic-car-mods-daily]

it’s not even a van though……………………….

[shingojira]

poopvan is a mindset

[vergak]

*gets booed out of the doctor's office*

[sloppystyle]

failed the prostate exam

[skull-crushing]

who the fuck writes these things

[vergak]

[brucebocchi]

[funnytwittertweets]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

can't relate because my beams are powerful. get well soon

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

you're part of the problem

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

californians will wear a hoodie with shorts and sandals

[i-ate-your-kneecaps]

i am from new jersey and i do that tf

[clumsyracconking]

i'm totally not doing that rn

[i-ate-your-kneecaps]

i am also 100% not doing that rn

[clumsyracconking]

very glad neither of us are doing that rn

[i-ate-your-kneecaps]

so glad, so glad

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

do you guys need a moment

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

the internet has really just created its own definition of gaslighting at this point

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

STOPNBDHGBVXHFV

[gaycism]

[wishingforserendipity]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[bulletsandvampires]

this one happened to me today