scio quid estis vos

girl, 25, dutch "i'm not your answer, and you sure as fuck aren't mine."

[lostlazyadventurer]

NO

[bees-and-mice-and-frogs-and]

FINLAND WAS ROBBED

[neil-puppy-josten]

the foxes: this can’t get any worse now, can it?

neil: sure it can, just give me a minute

[torydarixs]

btw do you guys remember when andrew minyard made wymack choose a number between one and five and let the other team score exactly that number of goals before deflecting every single one because that was fucking iconic

[genyasafinsmissingeye]

Fox Height Comparison for Funsies

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[laurafromnowhere]

‘He just knew he had to hold on for as long as he could.‘

🦊🖤🦊

[mistykaru]

i couldn’t make up my mind for who would be who for this meme but this is what i thought of first therefore

[lunapiq]

Thinking about what the first drawing of the year with foxes I would like to create — I immediately remembered the scene with the keys 🤧

key, home. part 1

[herondaleoffspring]

[andrew-dramaqueen-minyard]

To this day it amazes me that Neil getting taken by his father isn’t the final climax of the book like??? You mean to tell me the thing he’s been scared of for like two whole books happens quite literally 55% of the way through the last book and then when he makes it out we get smacked with hotel reunion, the shower scene, foxes vacation and THEN the ending with riko????

[alwaysgold03]

My wonderful incredible best friend/favourite person in the world/ soulmate did aftg art for me for Christmas and I have to say I’m losing my god damn mind it’s JUST SO GOOD.

LOOK AT THEM!!!

[scholliski]

Not a single soul:

Neil the entire first book:

[spfswithchipotlemayo]

Neil: I'm 3" taller than Andrew but 5" taller than Aaron because screw that guy

[strawberryshortpace]

Neil was struggling to breathe after a particularly hard check from the other team’s backliner. In his haste to get his neck guard off he forgot to make sure his necklace stayed hidden. Well, it was less of a necklace and more of an efficiency thing— a way for him to actually wear the ring Andrew bought him when they got married. The camera for the Jumbotron had started following him the same time as the backliner and was still on him when his ring was exposed to everyone.

Press duty after the game was what everyone expected from Neil Josten being in front of cameras— absolutely anarchy. There were so many questions about him being married and who his wife was, he just had to correct them.

“My Husband and I actually prefer to keep our private lives private, you know. I understand it’s such a wild concept to you vultures that not everything is just a grab for the next big news story, but just let us keep a little of our peace.” Neil walked right out of the room after that, tired after all the inane questioning and not willing to put up with anymore.

For the next couple months Neil was bombarded with questions about his husband. Most went ignored but every once in a while if someone asked how the husband was Neil would be inclined to answer them.

Neil thought nothing of this habit until press after his game against Andrew’s team. The only reason he didn’t think of it prior to the game was because all rational thought was overshadowed by his excitement to see Andrew in person again.

“So, Neil, how's your husband? Did he enjoy the game?” One of the most tolerable reporters asked at the end of the meeting.

Neil smiled to himself— and a little at Andrew— before saying “oh he’s great. Always has a ton of fun at games as well.”

Everyone was so focused on Neil that no one noticed Andrew leaning towards his mic until he spoke, “now that is an absolute lie. I never have fun at these things.”

With that the two looked at each other, Neil grinning like a fool and Andrew slightly amused, and together they decided to stand up and walk out of the mess they just made.

[neilsracquet]

i just know kevin never got over the fact that he somehow pulled nathaniel wesninskis file out of thousands of strikers like I just know that 10 years later he would still be up at night like “how the fuck did i actually manage that what the fuck”

[andrew-dramaqueen-minyard]

The idea that Andrew thought Neil was hot the second he saw him despite not trusting anything about him only for the real parts of Neil to start coming through and be even more hot

Poor Andrew is trying to find reasons to not find him attractive, but oh fuck he’s funny, oh fuck he’s multilingual, oh fuck his eyes are so pretty, oh fuck he’s a fucking red head, oh fuck he’s interesting, oh fuck when he isn’t dressed like a literal trash bag he’s got a form that makes Andrew mentally double take, oh fuck when he cuts his hair his cheek bones and jaw aren’t good for Andrews mental health

[the-plothole-court]

screw enemies to lovers my favorite trope is strangers to teammates to trusting a 5’0 blond to keep you safe from the mafia to revealing truths to giving keys that represent home to “you are a pipedream” to lovers.

[neil-jortsen]

neil, staring at andrew: he could murder me and i’d thank him

aaron, hearing this for the 100th time: i’d thank him too