DAS CABBAGE

"Le vent se lève / Il faut tenter de vivre” INFP ♒

[gelljc]

the new merch for s4 is super pretty so i redrew my favs

[mookie000]

apples

[kuutamosonaatti]

Sämpycat in snow

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Gokushufudou: The Way of The House Husband

[nyagosima]

新双黒

[shinobibook]

[reehlia]

[ah-kasuna]

i will always love him

[kabe-art]

水族館でかえるやつ

[qveenofthorns]

The North Remembers (color version)

[hughvaljean]

Visit Original Link

[jerryterry]

Is it a universal experience? Is it the same for everyone? You just click play on this, your eyes squint contentedly, and - at the very core of your being - you just become this image in its entirety

[somethingherbal]

so everyone knows Counterspell is the sexiest spell but you know what’s also incredibly sexy? Haste.

[somethingherbal]

List of the sexiest wizard spells:

1. Obviously… Counterspell. There’s nothing that says big dick energy more than counterspelling the Big Bad. You have no idea. Every time you successfully Counterspell a spell you should get inspiration and advantage on persuasion and intimidation checks for 24 hours because you’re literally the sexiest person alive.

2. Haste. What sexy about that, you may ask? Sexy people dont have to do anything. Just slap your barbarian with some melasa, sit back and watch him go like a motherfucking Meat Train all over your enemies.

3. Hold person/hold monster. Your DM hates you. That’s it. If you ever need to feel sexy just wait for that failed save, casually sit there and read the description of the spell out loud to the rest of your party and your DM, informing them in the most benevolent tone about how they get advantage on every fucking thing against that poor bastard. Unleash hell because they can’t do shit to you. Also your DM hates you.

4. Fireball. Do I have to explain this? 8d fucking 6. Kill all your enemies in one turn. Kill all your friends in one turn. Kill yourself in one turn, who cares. You’re fucking sexy.

5. Thunderwave. You’re Thor. That’s it. Your strength is probably 7 or something but who cares. You’ve got lightning. You’re Thor. You’re automatically so fucking sexy.

[sugarforkfull]

Music insperation:

I see stars - break

[trecomics]

Some Diar a day pics from twitter!

[naga4390]

[idiopathicsmile]

you know what’s probably more fun than playing chess? cheating at chess

“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”

“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”

“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”

“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”

[cinemamonamour]

Ghibli Cities - Koriko, the beautiful town by the sea in Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)

According to Miyazaki, the town is “a mishmash of various locales, like Napoli, Lisbon, Stockholm, Paris, and even San Francisco. Therefore, one side is like the shores of the Mediterranean sea, but another side seems to border on the Baltic sea.” (Source).

[waveoftheocean]

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