Cry me a fucking waterfall.

[capricornaes]

victon - time of sorrow (2018)

[shanagiku]

[life-is-one-big-machine]

[feministism]

[252life]

are you dominative or submissive?

im suicidal

[raccoonfootproductions]

I laughed way harder at this moment from a new SpongeBob than I should have…

[ultrakdramamama]

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When someone spells your bffs name wrong 😂😂😂

[blacknuts-underwear]

IM SCREEAAAMIN

[theverge]

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

​Me not feeding into my impulses and being so proud that I reward myself by doing everything I planned on doing impulsively

[heyyreene-deactivated20190514]

REBLOG please ESP if your in the Illinois Area !!!!

[bitchvirgo]

im a slut for water. an h2hoe, if you will

[boh-forse-mah]

[groupthinker]

reblog if you would let them keep their apartment, ignore if you would open your window and destroy the fruits of their labor

[ravingsrandom]

It’s their window now they earned it

[rontology]

i started writing original fiction because of a comment i got on a house md fic i wrote when i was 12 years old. someone said “this is out of character, house and wilson would never act like this.” so i thought, “if i make my own characters, no one can ever tell me they’re out of character, because i decide,” and i started planning my first novel. now i’m 23 and i’ve written 4 novel-length works, i have a degree in publishing and i work at a literary magazine, largely because someone insulted my house fanfiction. follow your dreams.

[startledoctopus]

succeed out of spite

[rtgrl]

[jinubabe-deactivated20180703]

imagine kicking out Lee fucking Seunghoon out your kkt chat room

[fuck-i-just]

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

[poselikeateam]

Why does this not have any notes?

[ice-cream-thursdae]

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

[notronaldreagan-blog]

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

[catbug]

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

[thesteppinrazor]

Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

[coachcraigcahn]

bolded. just in case.

[rajning-deactivated20160412]

i feel like that pro tip is told from experience

[baawri]

[latinarebels]

wow so powerful.  what film is this?

[xtaticpearl-deactivated20180118]

Lajja. This film is called Lajja. Lajja, in a general translation from Hindi, means Shame. 

It talks about different women in different situations overcoming the shame instilled by the society to keep them under the control of men. 

[scarecrow-hero]

You’ve heard of

now introducing

[blooddropmoon]

we can go lower

[solvatochrome]

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

[theskiesabovelife]

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

[solvatochrome]

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

[metal-gear-zeke]

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

[harmonicstupidity]