,kaya,

why are you looking at me????

[gayday-inactive]

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

[yippiekippie]

you mean to tell me there are people who don't make little creature noises on a daily basis? wild

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

princesses r supposed2 b tied up with grace n elegance n artistry,,., th ropework should b intricate n beautiful,,., hmph,,,.,!!!!

[queeninyellow4]

But there is some kind of exquisite taste to simple rope around her hands and a potato bag over her head.

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

HMPH !!! princess WANTS TH SILK ROPE !!!!!!

[princessgirledelgard]

You will be given no such pleasure. Oh hi maids… what’s with the potato sack?

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

[guerrillatech]

[mimill3]

terrible comic

[cdigoddess]

[terraswallows]

Basically how it works.

[terraswallows]

Yes... Very subtle.

[terraswallows]

Yes... Very subtle.

[charl0ttan]

we got the auteur cookie cake baker for my siblings birthday im afraid

[charl0ttan]

im laughing so hard i cant stand this its too much

[charl0ttan]

it wasnt supposed to say baby. why did they add that?

[charl0ttan]

my mom read it as "congrats on the vasectomy! BABY" but i think it makes infinitely more sense to parse it as "congrats on the baby vasectomy!" which she hadnt even considered until i brought it up. takes all kinds i suppose

[bunniesinformermagazine]

wwhe aksked this 👇👇👇 bunies her aweosme secrets. thijs is whagt she said:

"i liketoys and searchingn up toys onnthe internet wihjt a webbowser"

[yay-bunnies-world]

clever bunies

[puppybotz]

me after I uhhhh after I uhmmmmm after i

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

girls night

[alteredpanel]

dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

[sleepsucks]

[craftykit]

A thought just occured to me

[agaywolf]

Alternatively: 2 wrists (puppy)

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[8nin]

hi *without intention or ability to start a conversation*