kayalicious definition makes them blogs go loco

[kayalicious]

Me: It is fall now.

My brain: It's September 2nd, so technically the fall equinox isn't for another-

Me: THIS 👻☕️🍂👻🕷🕸🎃 IS ✔️👌🎃👻☕️✔HALLOWEEN ️🕸👌👌👌🍂🍂 HTIS ☕️👻🌬🍂🕷 iS 🎃🎃☕️✔️✔️☕️👻 HaLLOWEEN 🕸🌬🕷🎃✔️✔ halloween 👻☕ ️🕸✔🕸🕷🎃☕️🍂 HaLLoWeeN 👌🕷🌬👻🕷☕️🕸👌✔️🎃🕸 HALLOWEEN ✔️🍂🕷☕️✨

[kristina100000]

we didn't evacuate the dancefloor and look what the fuck happened...

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

[seahugger]

cause everytime we touch we spread the virus and everytime we kiss I swear I might die

[tshifty]

the biggest april fool’s day joke is always the fact that it’s april bc i swear to you yesterday was mid-february

[tshifty]

this is usually true but not for fucking 2020 because yall march lasted for literally 7 years and the fact that it’s only april 1st is wild

[lijanaa]

[theweirdwideweb]

[danfuckedoffbutreturns]

I am still amazed that this is just something we do like it’s genetically coded

[lanqu-e-deactivated20200420]

i dONT WANT TO BE RUDE AND MAKE THE DRIVERS WAIT

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

[themoonweepstonight]

domestic sweetness!!!! getting groceries together, buying home decor together??? making traditions??? cooking dinner while badly singing along to the radio??? making each other breakfast in bed??? leaving notes around the house for each other??? i’m so soft,,,,

[regularlesbian]

[regularlesbian]

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

[slitherpunk]

who uses this website

[succulentbud]

you and me. that’s it

[slitherpunk]

hi

[succulentbud]

*blocks you*

[slitherpunk]

:(

[doggirlpaws]

I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold

So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and I'll be fine

[doggirlpaws]

Hey guess what hellfire tastes like

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

if you were popular in high school you aren't valid :/

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

people who were popular in high school are legally required to donate to my paypal

[mimzytumbles]

shoulda posted this on ig or something. aint no one on this site popular in high school

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[satanhaus-deactivated20220217]

yo does anyone else feel CONSTANTLY guilty? like you’ve always done something wrong but you don’t know what it is?

[why-am-i-even-on-here]

Yes, and I’ve spoken to my therapist about it, who offered an explanation:

She says that people who from a young age were made to feel like they kept doing things wrong - people who’s parents had impossibly high standards for them, people who were bullied, people who have special needs, people who didn’t develop crushes on the “right” people, people who didn’t act like the “right” gender - basically ended up being made to feel guilty so much that guilt became their default response to everything. Guilt became the emotional response to anything which the person didn’t already have a set emotion for.

People for whom guilt is the default emotional response are also more likely to have low self-esteem, doubt their own experiences, and experience impostor syndrome. So, watch out for that too guys

[whitepeopletwitter]

[spongebob-autisticquestions]

Auditory processing disorder is like YouTube’s auto-generated subtitles. It hears words but cannot process them into an understandable sentence

[catchymemes]

[jadethefirefox]

sweet vape tricks dude 

[veryfunnymemes]

[howaikr]

So only the rich can have kids? The is literally eugenicism but okay

[thejaystar13]

Everyone commenting on this says it’s Eugenics , but what the post said was financially prepared, not rich. As in if you’ve factored a child into your life and made the appropriate financial and life sacrifices it’s okay. Some poor people take better care of their children than wealthier people because they were willing and ready to put aside whatever it took to raise their child no matter what hardship they themselves will face, this actually incorporates both the mental and financial aspects of being ready to have a child. Whether you’re rich or poor, if you haven’t made a plan or set aside funds for your child it’s unfair to the child. Even if your preparation is making sure you’re on welfare, gathering food stamps and stocking up on free supplies, it’s enough to raise a child, just make sure you’ve prepared and are ready to do anything for that child.

[howaikr]

that’s a really good point, thank you for explaining!

[invincible-selfxmade-punk]

The dumbest thing I’ve ever been told when trying to explain why I didn’t want kids was this: “If you wait until you’re ready, you’ll never have them. Sometimes you just have to do it anyway.” No. Literally no I do not.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ruffboi-mags]

BETTE MIDLER????

[angstbotfic]

Bette Midler drags Trump like daily.