[democraticsenator]

Its me. I need to be picked up

[rickybabyboy]

YEAHHHHH

[hollowtones]

the ecstasy of squish

[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

[turtle0verl0rd]

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

[rip-paramour]

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

[thathighclassbitch]

Only year we can reblog this-

[carioques]

[flawlessbeautyqueens]

Kaya Scodelario photographed by Rebecca Miller for Disney (2017)

[kindofsharethat]

my brain works like the spirit box from buzzfeed unsolved

[kindofsharethat]

mostly static, sometimes disembodied words like “pastry” and “crime”, leaves you guessing

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

Its about time to move on from this Minecraft town so it’s time to say goodbye to

What’s under the train station / zombie driving school

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

But not just under the train station / zombie driving school. But in the basement.

But not just in the basement

But in the sub-basement

But below the sub-basement

Is the sub-sub-basement.

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

And under the sub-sub-basement

Is the underwater tunnel. A dangerous dark underwater tunnel that requires most of your health to get through. After the underwater tunnel you have to go through

The sub-sub-sub-basement. Which leads to

The second underwater tunnel. Which leads to

The door

But behind The Door…

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

Is Jeff

[picsthatmakeyougohrrm]

hrrm

[uguuuchan]

gimme sammich

[princesstigerbelle]

gib bagul

[gynandromorph]

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

[kakashi-vibes]

Why should i, sexy tramuatized bitch that I am, have to go to work?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pibsi]

[llll-lll-lll-llll]

it’s ok. i mean it’s not ok, but it’s ok

[memedokies]

furrious

[mahoganygentleman-deactivated20]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he...

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

[0ctostim]

[glocc-blocc]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

I love this

[lil-bitchnugget-blog]

Y E S. FINALLY

[citizen-zero]

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

[jasper-rolls]

today we will eat at deodorant

[lovelysuggestions]

You have survived every moment of your life, even the ones you swore you wouldn’t. This time is no different; you will last.