Mole Rats and Other Delicacies
The morning sun glowed through the windows of the switching tower, landing softly upon Hope’s eyelids and bringing the promise of warmth despite the chilly morning mist. She lay there, cosy and comfortable, smiling as she heard Hancock snoring lightly from the couch. Trying to convince herself she wasn’t being the slightest bit creepy, she peeked out over the lip of her blankets to look at him. The sight made her giggle under her breath, and she felt a little guilty for taking the bed. He was far too long for the couch, his head propped on one arm rest and his knees hooked over the opposite, leaving his feet to dangle in the air.
A toe poked through a hole in his sock.
He looked adorable, but if that had been her, she’d have woken all kinds of stiff. If she didn’t have a giant crush on him, she’d have offered to share the bed… but she did have a giant crush on him, and her self-control, delicate at the best of times, only stretched so far.
It still wasn’t very fair though. They’d take turns, she decided. Next time, he’d have the bed.
Hope didn’t much want to leave the warmth of her blankets, but apparently Oberland Station had other ideas. Given the relative scarcity of alarm clocks in the apocalypse, sunlight had become the universal signal for everything and everyone to wake. Voices rose from the small farm plot and the little row of shops, while louder, more distant voices carried from the far end of the settlement. The bass moaning of brahmin told her that was probably the caravans leaving.
After the comments she’d overheard last night, good riddance to them.
With a small groan, Hope sat up and stretched, Dogmeat thumping his tail from where he was curled up by her feet. She shimmied into her vault suit, zipping it up as Hancock’s gentle snoring stuttered and stopped. He opened his eyes, then quickly scrunched them up again.
“Mrmph… ya catch the brand on the brahmin that stomped my head last night?”
Hope picked up his hat and dropped it gently over his face. “I think that brahmin came in a bottle,” she teased. “Or several.”
He straightened the hat as he stood and stretched, his groan punctuated with several bone-popping crackles.
“Sorry,” said Hope. “It’s your turn for the bed next time we find one.”
“Nah, I’m fine,” said Hancock, stifling a yawn and shooting her a sleepy-eyed wink. “Wouldn’t dream of denying a gorgeous woman her beauty sleep.”
Their first task of the day was the radio. The man Valerie had mentioned, Jed, was already sitting at the desk in the downstairs room of the switching tower. He was the same man who’d invited them back for drinks at the station house, and he hooted with laughter when he caught a glimpse of Hancock’s bleary-eyed expression.
“Thought you ghouls had super-strength and healing powers?”
“Apparently they don’t stretch to fuckin’ hangovers,” said Hancock, deadpan, wincing when that comment earned him another loud hoot from Jed.
“My ma always used to say a hangover was the Devil’s party favour,” said Jed, his moustache twitching. “Never did like the drink, my ma. What can I do for you both this mornin’?”
“I need to update your radio map with Goodneighbor’s call frequency, and test the signal strength,” said Hope. “And radio ahead to Sanctuary as well, so I can tell them I’m on my way back.”
Jed stood up and gestured to the radio on the desk. “Well, I’ll leave you to it. Want me to bring you both some breakfast?”
“I like this settlement,” said Hancock, after Jed delivered two bowls of steaming porridge topped with mutfruit jam. He’d perched himself on the desk next to Hope, legs swinging as he lifted a spoonful to his mouth. “I usually head north by Bunker Hill, but this place is way better.”
“What’s out at Bunker Hill?” asked Hope, as she copied Goodneighbor’s call frequency onto a rough, hand-drawn map of the Commonwealth.
“Biggest trade hub outside of Diamond City,” said Hancock. “And almost as far up its own ass. All the caravans pass through there. You’ll wanna know ‘em eventually, but I think the Minutemen’ll be a hard sell.”
Hope pursed her lips as she folded up the map and placed it back into its drawer. “Let me guess. They also have the best security in the Commonwealth?”
“Nope. Bunker Hill pays off the raiders instead of just shooting ‘em.” He looked at Hope, a wry grin on his lips. “Now where’s the sport in that?”
Hope chuckled, grabbing her bowl of porridge and humming at the taste of the mutfruit jam. “So if the Minutemen were to, say… wipe out the raiders?”
“I like the way you think, sunshine.”
They finished their porridge, passing the bowls down to Dogmeat, then Hope tuned the radio to the call frequency for Graygarden, a little further north along the train line.
“Graygarden, this is Oberland Station. General Hope speaking. Anyone there?”
It was answered after a few attempts by a sultry robotic voice. “Why hello, darling, it’s so good to hear from you!”
Hancock smothered a snort.
“Supervisor White, hi,” said Hope. “Can you pass a message along the relay? Destination, Sanctuary.”
“Of course I can, darling. What’s the message?”
“That I’m on my way back up,” said Hope. “I’ll stop in at each settlement along the way. Also, Goodneighbor have agreed to join our radio relay, so our range now covers most of Downtown Boston. I’ll update the radio maps as I pass through.”
“Wonderful! I’ll pass that along right away. What was it they used to say in the old spy films? Over and out?”
“Over and out,” said Hope.
Hancock smirked. “That the next settlement we’re visiting?”
“What’dya think’d happen if we introduced the bot with that voice to Kleo?”
Hope laughed, slapping him lightly as she rose from her chair and offered him the radio. He sat, tuning the dial for Goodneighbor.
“Hey Goodneighbor, this is Hancock. Anyone awake yet, or is all this fresh air and sunshine gettin’ to me already?”
A few seconds passed before a clatter came across the speakers, followed by Fahrenheit’s voice.
“What the fuck, Hancock, it’s the crack of dawn. Again.”
“Yeah believe me, I’m feelin’ it. I’m at Oberland, just wanted to test the radio signal. You got time to jot down their call frequency so Goodneighbor can get in on the fun?”
“Does it have to be right now? I’m in the middle of-”
“Fahrenheit…?” came the very distinct, crooning tone of Magnolia, the Flower of the Third Rail.
If Hancock’s eyes flew any wider, they’d have popped from their sockets. He opened his mouth, shook his head, closed it, then tried again.
“If you’re, ah… entertainin’, I can call back later.”
The silence that stretched between them was both hilarious and excruciating.
“Call back later.” Her voice was replaced by a hiss of static.
Hope, who had clapped her hand over her mouth, removed it to release a peal of giggles. Hancock looked up at her, a wonky grin on his face.
“Magnolia. Fuckin’… Magnolia. I would not have guessed that,” he said, shaking his head. “Not in a million years.” He stood up. “I need a beer. And,” he winked at her, “I need to win back last night’s poker caps by cookin’ ya the best mole rat you’ll ever eat.”
Hope’s giggles snagged in a grimace as she followed him toward the dining shack.
While Hancock cooked, Hope helped. She helped him, and she helped the Oberland settlers. At first, as he was pulling an improbable amount of spice pouches from his over-stuffed backpack, he’d asked her to pick a few mutfruit. A few became all of them when it was clear a number of trees were ready to harvest. She bought Hancock an armful, then ran back to help with the small farm.
Once the picking was done, she returned to a dining shack suffused with the sweet scent of boiling mutfruit, and the gruesome sight of Hancock butchering mole rat flesh, dropping bits of offal into Dogmeats’s ecstatic maw.
She left quickly to help with something else.
Hope found herself oiling rail car doors, fixing a leak in the water purifier, clearing the station house gutters and, at one point, helping to repair an old jukebox someone had hauled in and stowed in a workshop made of shipping containers at the back of the settlement. All things her father, as handy as he was stubborn, had taught her to do.
She tried hard not to think of that, swallowing down a lump in her throat.
When the lunch bell rang, Hope found Hancock sharing the kitchen with Tess, who had set last night’s tato soup back up to warm. They were kneading bread rolls and quarrelling amiably about which mix of herbs should go on roast brahmin.
As the dining hall began to fill with hungry settlers, Tess shooed him out with two bowls of soup and fresh rolls for himself and Hope. They ate with everyone else, before someone asked Hope if she had any experience fixing broken boilers. The appeal of a warm shower saw her inhale her soup and leave Hancock to entertain himself for the afternoon.
Mole rat was delicious, but Hancock knew it was at its best the longer you cooked it. He’d spent the morning carefully butchering the whole animal for the settlement - no sense in wasting good meat when you had somewhere to store it - which left the afternoon free to cook it. He couldn’t wait to see Hope’s reaction. This was going to be the most satisfying fifty caps he’d ever made.
Once the meat was boiling in a large pot of water and brahmin milk, he left it to stew, returning to the radio room in the switching tower. He was itching to speak to Fahrenheit after that morning’s little revelation. He wore a devious grin as her voice crackled over the speaker.
“Oh, don’t worry. I’m keepin’ my words for when I can tease ya face to face.”
“Nice catch though, I gotta say,” he said, swinging on his chair. “Where’d ya learn to pull a dame like that? Couldn’t have been little old me.”
Hancock scoffed. “Not right now, ya won’t.”
“Fine. I’ll hang up on you.”
“Wait! Wait. I’ll lay off.” He chuckled. “It’s just funny. All these years I thought ya didn’t have eyeballs, turns out they were just glued to the hottest woman in all of fuckin’ Goodneighbor. I’m almost proud.”
There was silence for a moment before Fahrenheit replied. “Is this seriously why you called back?”
Hancock chortled. “It’s, like, ninety percent the reason. How’s everythin’ else in town?”
“Still a few mutterings about Bobbi. Nothing to worry about, just the regular bitching from the idiots you’d expect.”
That sobered Hancock up pretty quickly. He dropped his chair back to the floor. “Yeah… guess that makes sense.”
“Like I said, it’s nothing to worry about,” Fahrenheit repeated, stern. She must have caught the change in his tone. “Everyone whose opinion matters knows she crossed a line.”
“Did she?” Hancock spoke quietly. “It wasn’t Goodneighbor’s strongroom. It was mine.”
“And you’re the mayor,” said Fahrenheit. “An injury to you is an injury to Goodneighbor. That’s how this works, you know that.”
Hancock answered with a reluctant grunt. “Guess I just… wish it shook out differently.”
“You offed Finn for threatening newcomers. I didn’t see a guilt trip over that, Hancock. Bobbi making you look weak threatens you, which threatens all of us. Your whole town.”
“I know that.” Hancock was getting annoyed now. “I made the hard call, didn’t I? Sent you out there to stop her, knowing what might happen. I’m allowed to feel bad about it.”
Another long pause. “...Yeah. Guess you are. Sorry.”
“S alright,” said Hancock. “You’re lookin’ out for me. It’s sweet.” He smiled. “Guess that must be what Magnolia sees in ya, huh?”
Fahrenheit groaned, but when she spoke, he could tell by the sound of her words that she spoke through a smile as well. “See ya ‘round, Hancock.”
Something was slightly off about Hancock’s mood when Hope returned to the dining shack that evening, elated by the fact her successful attempt to fix Oberland Station’s boiler had earned them both warm showers. He’d seemed happy enough, teasing her about whether they’d have to share a single shower since she’d done all the work, but something in his smile seemed strained.
“Are you okay?” asked Hope.
The strained smile fell away. “Yeah, I’m fine. Just… somethin’ Fahrenheit mentioned. Talk about it later?”
Hope nodded, patting his shoulder and leaning over to sniff the mole rat chunks bubbling in a thick, purple mutfruit glaze. “I have to admit… that actually smells really nice.”
Hancock smirked. “Ya got those caps handy?”
“Don’t get ahead of yourself, it’s still a mole rat. The sauce smells nice, but the meat probably tastes like baby vomit.”
Hancock looked absolutely horrified. “That’s… specific.”
Hope laughed. “Spend enough time around a baby, you’ll learn for yourself.”
“No thank you,” said Hancock, with a shudder.
Mole rat did not, in fact, taste like baby vomit.
Mole rat tasted of chicken, but with the tender, satisfying, mouth-coating texture of slow-cooked lamb. And the glaze Hancock had made was exquisite, a perfect balance of sweet mutfruit, salt, and whatever spices he’d used from the small apothecary he’d brought with him. Hope had squealed around her first mouthful, her toes dancing under the table as Hancock beamed at her.
“Guess I owe you fifty caps,” she said between mouthfuls. They were sitting at a table with the other settlers, enjoying dinner as a group. Tess shot Hope a curious look. “I… thought mole rat would be gross,” she explained. “Hancock bet me fifty caps he could make me like it.”
Tess laughed. “Oh, he got you good. It’s one of the nicer meats. Usually a bit gamier than this though.” She looked at him. “How’d you get this flavour?”
“Ya soak it in milk,” he said, looking very pleased with himself. “I used some while I was stewing’ it. Little trick I learned ages back.”
“This is the second thing you’ve cooked for me that’s tasted like absolute heaven” said Hope. “How’d you learn to cook like this?”
“It ain’t much different from cookin’ chems, really,” said Hancock, grinning when he saw a few raised eyebrows around the table. “It’s just knowin’ what ingredients go together and how to work ‘em so they taste good. Daisy taught me most of it. The cookin', not the chems. We made a deal early on, after I became mayor. I let her use the kitchen in the Statehouse whenever she wants, and she’d teach me how to cook whatever it was she was makin’.”
“Daisy’s so sweet,” said Hope.
“When she ain’t actin’ like she’s my damn grandma.” Hancock rolled his eyes, but his smile was as warm as the steam rising from his bowl.
Now firmly convinced that Hancock knew what he was talking about, Hope was excited to learn what other non-obvious animals were tasty. She knew brahmin and radstag were good, and she’d already developed a liking for mirelurk - they tasted exactly like the crabs they’d mutated from, and their eggs, when scrambled, were fishy but pleasant. Now, she was learning that stingwing meat could be sliced up thin and used as a sharp garnish, that radscorpion flesh was slightly sweet, with a unique, numbing spiciness, that yao guai was disgusting, bloatfly was disgusting and would probably poison her, and that while radroaches may have a vomit-inducing texture, they were very rich when boiled down into a thick brown sauce.
She also learned that rad chicken and rad rabbit were highly prized, but uncommon - their small size and lack of meat made them inefficient to farm compared to the bulky, docile, and apparently quick-breeding brahmin.
They were also goddamn escape artists, Valerie had told her, with a look of profound irritation. She’d tried breeding a small coop of rad chickens once. They’d sawed their way through their wire enclosure with their beaks, and their talons could scratch through wooden floors within a night.
"Never again," Valerie swore.
Their evening ended far earlier than the previous night. Whatever was weighing on Hancock’s mood was still there. His pride at the meal had given way to melancholy, and he sat quietly, listening to the conversations around him and rarely jumping in. When he declined the invitation back to the station house, Hope excused herself as well, following him back to the switching tower and flopping lead-limbed onto the couch. The long day of manual labour had taken its toll, and she found herself glad it was just the two of them.
Hancock caught her eye as he sat beside her, all pretence at joviality gone as gloom hung like cobwebs on his face.
Hope angled herself toward him. “Is everything okay?”
“Yeah... it ain’t anything bad.” he replied, not looking okay at all. He pulled a Tato Hills cigarette from his pocket and lit it, passing it to Hope after sucking in a long breath of mellow smoke. “Just you, taking care of Bobbi. I ain’t proud of havin’ to put you through that. That sort of dictatorial shit… ain’t usually my style.”
His words struck Hope as strange. Hancock hadn’t put her through anything - Bobbi’s actions had been her own, and it was Hope’s own naiveté which had caught her in the middle of it. Why would he blame himself? Something sharp snagged at her heart as she remembered how sorrowful he’d been on the night of Bobbi’s betrayal. How he’d turned his heavy hat in his hands as his roguish charisma cracked, revealing a conflicted man second-guessing his own leadership.
“Hey,” she said, choosing her words carefully. “You seem awfully torn up over Bobbi. Was there… something between you?”
Hancock shook his head. “Nah, nothin’ like that. I just hate seein’ people like me use their sway to do that kinda harm.” He sounded tired. Hope passed the cigarette back to him, and he took another long drag from it.
She tried not to imagine how the burden of leadership might one day place that same weight upon her own shoulders. It certainly seemed to weigh heavy on his.
Hancock leaned forward, resting his elbows on his knees as the mellow smoke hit his lungs. It was calming, but it did little to loosen the knot in his heart. He glanced at Hope. She was looking at him with concern painted all through her pretty blue eyes, and he swallowed down a lump in his throat. She was so sweet. He liked her so much.
He wanted her to understand.
He sucked in another lungful of smoke, steeling his nerves. He’d heard the people of Goodneighbor tell this tale a hundred times - how their dashing mayor had claimed his title in a blaze of glory after a night of violent chaos. It was a story he let others tell, and rarely told himself.
He rarely told it, because it began with the single lowest moment of shame in his whole, sorry life.
"That sorta bull’s the whole reason I became mayor in the first place," he said. "Some ass named Vic ran the town for I dunno how long before that. Guy was scum. Used us drifters like his own personal piggy-bank. He had this goon squad he’d use to keep people in line. Every so often he’d let them off the leash, go blow off some steam on the populace at large. Folks with homes could lock their doors, but us drifters? We got it bad." A shudder ran down his back as his face twisted with regret. "There was one night, some drifter said somethin’ to them. They cracked him open like a can of cram on the pavement. And we all just stood there. Did nothin’."
Hancock hung his head, the memory still vivid as the night itself. Hope said nothing. He couldn't bring himself to look at her, too cowardly to face the disappointment he feared must be painted across her face. His breath hitched as she laid one of her hands over his, gentle and steadying. He blinked away a sudden stinging at the corners of his eyes, and continued.
"We were all so terrified, we couldn’t even bring ourselves to move until it was all over. I felt like less than nothing. Afterwards, I got so high, I blacked out completely. When I finally came to, I was on the floor of the Old Statehouse, right in front of the clothes of John Hancock." A small smile began breaking through the shroud of remorse. "John Hancock… first American hoodlum and defender of the people. I might’ve still been high, but those clothes… spoke to me. Told me what I needed to do. I smashed the case, put ‘em on, and started a new life. As 'Hancock'." He sat up a little straighter and glanced at Hope. She was staring at him with rapt attention. "After that, I went clean for a bit, got organised, convinced Kleo to loan me some hardware. Got a crew of drifters together and headed out into the ruins. Started trainin’. Next time Vic’s boys went on their tear, we’d be ready for ‘em."
Hope grinned. "The fact that you’re standing here and Vic isn’t would suggest things went well?"
Hancock leaned back with a smile of his own, sucking in a breath through the . He felt a little more relaxed now he'd reached the point in the story he was actually proud of. "Oh yeah. So, the night of, we all got loaded. Let Vic’s boys get good and hammered… and burst from the windows and rooftops where we’d been hiding. They never even saw it coming. We didn’t have to fire a shot. We didn’t have to…" his smile turned vicious, "but we sure fuckin’ did. It was a massacre. Once we’d mopped up, we strolled right into Vic’s quarters in the Statehouse, wrapped a rope around his neck, and threw him off the balcony." Hancock took a deep breath, the intensity of the moment flooding back to him. "And there I am. Gun in hand, draped in Hancock’s duds, lookin’ at all the people of Goodneighbor assembled below. I had to say somethin’. The first time I said ‘em, they didn’t even feel like my words. ‘Of the people, for the people,’ was my inagural address. Became Mayor Hancock of Goodneighbor that day." His eyes met Hope's. "And from then on, I vowed I’d never stand by and watch, ever again."
“That’s incredible, Hancock,” said Hope, her voice breathy. She was gazing at him with what looked like awe. “No wonder your community love you so much. You’re a hero.”
Hancock was, momentarily, lost for words. That was not the reaction he was expecting. He cleared his throat, somewhat abashed. "Dunno about that," he said, rubbing his neck. "I just hope you get where I'm comin’ from. I ain’t out to bring harm to anyone that didn’t earn it."
"You don't think Bobbi earned it?" asked Hope, softly.
"She earned it when she shot at Fahrenheit." Hancock narrowed his eyes. "And for ropin' you in when ya had no idea what she was really plannin'. That's just low. But stealin' from me? That shit ain't a capital offence." He sighed. "I just wish it all went down different."
"If I'm honest..." Hope looked down, fidgeting, "so do I. She didn't seem like that bad of a person until it all went sideways."
"She wasn't." Hancock stood with a long sigh. "I don't blame ya, if you're worried. I'm damn grateful ya took her out before she could shoot Fahrenheit. I'm just sorry ya got mixed up in it." He offered her a hand. "C'mon, lets get some shuteye. I'll feel better come mornin'."
Hope shot Hancock a grin as she stretched out along the couch, just as he'd done the night before. "Speaking of fair," she said, closing her eyes. "Bed's yours. Goodnight, Hancock."
Hancock shook his head. "Oh, no ya don't." He leaned down, scooping her into his arms as she shrieked, then dropped her wriggling body onto the far more comfortable-looking bed. She glared up at him, flushed, a crooked smile cracking through the look of the mock indignation she was trying to maintain.
"Nah." He winked at her. "That's just me bein' a gentleman."
Later, as Hope lay unfairly warm and comfortable beneath the blankets, Hancock’s story replayed in her mind. She could picture it so easily - him standing on the Old Statehouse balcony, a fist raised skyward, the people of Goodneighbor roaring below as a tyrant was deposed. She’d been right about him. He didn’t just remind her of the freedom fighters she admired - he was one. And then he’d stepped up and ran the town he’d freed for… did he say ten years? Even though the burden of that responsibility clearly weighed on him.
But was still one thing which confused her. She understood his regret about how things had ended with Bobbi. She shared it. But she didn’t understand why he burdened himself with the blame for her being there.
“Did you know?” Hope asked the darkness. “That Bobbi was up to something?”
The darkness was silent for several seconds.
“I did.” Hancock’s confession hung heavy in the gloom. “Knew she’d dragged you into it, too. Didn’t tell ya because it would’a tipped her off. She was shrewd.” He shifted on the couch, the rustling sound quiet in the stillness of the night. “I’m not proud of it.”
“Hey, it’s okay,” said Hope. “I get it.”
“I won’t be leavin’ ya in the dark like that again.” His voice was quiet, but firm. “That’s a promise.”