Mother Of All Messes

21,  college student, trying not to F*CK up this Sh!T called life. Let's chat.

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[adeles]

Dada is here. Let’s show him how fabulous you are.  Incredibles 2 (2018)

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You try driving in platforms. Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

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[mothsfuzz]

THINGS TO ROMANTICIZE

- going 2 bed on time

- healthy romantic relationships

- eating without worrying about calories

- living alone

- non-traditional career paths

- loving yourself

- being old and happy

feel free to add on!!

[brimalandro]

i think about this a lot

[dashaibo]

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

[ninja-pyro]

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

protect him

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

[konigstigerr]

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

This man deserves everything let him he happy

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

Ok… This is what happened to Fraser

-His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year,

-He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression

-He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords.

-He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression.

This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best

[warpedsoulgem-deactivated202102]

Let ppl be fucking human

[notalyson]

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[theotheryongbok]

How millennials killed the divorce industry

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[just-shower-thoughts]

“Go to bed, you’ll feel better tomorrow” is the human version of “Did you try turning it off and back on again?”

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[logarto]

i love it when gibbons sit down and fold in on themselves. very polite

[gingersaurus]

That moment when you realize that Barney Stinson was probably not as much of a jerk or a womanizer as he was portrayed to be, but that the story was narrated by future Ted, trying to get his children to approve of him dating Robin again, so future Ted had to make the man Robin married look like the bad guy in the story.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

duuuude

[ladyshinga]

Ted is the worst Unreliable Narrator of all time also just Ted is the worst

[yusaku777]

Honest question: who is worse, Ted from HIMYM, or Ross from Friends?

[ladyshinga]

they’re both worse

[raythebrutallyhonestguy]

@gingersaurus Your theory is confirmed by Neil Patrick Harris.

[gingersaurus]

WHAT THE FUCK.  NPH ACTUALLY RESPONDED TO MY CRACK THEORY?????

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

I just kind of love how people are like “omg Incredibles 2 has swearing and alchohism it’s so dark and obviously meant for adults” like y’all, Brad Bird films are like this.

The first Incredibles literally had a man attempt to kill himself

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

also the swears are like “damn” and “hell” which aren’t really swears to begin with like i can think of ten other kids movies that have those words in them. call me when frozone says fuck or something then i’ll consider it 

[ryumako]

let frozone say fuck

[captain-trash-cannot-deactivate]

Where the

Fuck

Is my supersuit????!!!!

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[theotterknitter]

This is why the gays fucking love this show.