Kayla vs the World

"There's a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life."

[zhaan-deactivated20171022]

[mrsdewinter]

my friends talking about me after I leave them early on a night out

[glitteraorta]

Click here to support Sponsor my pecs, duuuuuudes (top surgery medical fund)

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[glitteraorta]

it’s a really really big goal and so i really do need shares even if you can’t donate; My friends are wonderful but none of them have much to spare, so I really need this to have as wide a reach as possible! Please do reblog or at least read the description on the page cos its humorous innit 

[evilfgt]

what I ask myself every day before I walk out the door

[document13]

Men hate her!

local woman is a lesbian

[jakegyllenhaal]

me: *has a list of things that i need to do*

me: *completes the simplest task on my list that could’ve been put off*

me at me:

[inkskinned]

me talking about my mental illness in front of my therapist: … i ,,, might have? some sadness… somewhere in me… but it’s? not bad… i’m just whiny… i don’t know i just… never sleep and … me in front of complete strangers: move greg i have depression and i want the pasta it’s an emergency

[transgambit]

therapist: how are you feeling today?

me: hmm…12 on the Keanu Mood Scale

therapist: for the last time i have no fucking idea what that means 

[animals-are-other-nations]

[dalmonite]

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

[daysofstorm]

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

[roddaprime]

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

[gokuma]

BEST ADOPTED MUM

[soupseason]

[kiwi]

There's this HIP and TRENDY new thing the kids are calling vore

im on mobile someone add a reaction

[gaysnotgirl-deactivated20170711]

[kayla-vs-the-world]

me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*

me: the suffering begins

[turing-tested]

this is a coherency free blog

if I ever say anything comprehensible let me know and I’ll delete it!

[beanzinos]

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

My Debit Card: Wilful ignorance is not a valid strategy for financial management.

Me: shush capitalism plastic your job is to cause bread not get ideas above your station

[rebel6]

[mjalti]

love lemon trees! i too am bitter but growing

[santapau]

11 habits of highly creative people

It’s my birthday so I will indulge in reposting this old favorite nonsense

[rocknlobster]

Where has this comic been all my life?! (link to this one in the archive)