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My favorite sound is hearing my mom laugh

why do stores always say ‘gifts for her’??? who is she? why are millions of americans being encouraged to buy gifts for this entity? someone explain

carolxdanvers

we must appease Her

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Her

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Just a reminder that porn hurts women, gender is socially constructed, and weed is good. Merry Christmas.

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things to take * a nap * it easy * care

tinsnip

* on me

brinnanza

* me on

I got all fucking cute and my plans got cancelled so I said fuck no this will not be all in vain and then took selfies

#me

Well looks like things are ending....and I feel guilty cause I'll miss him but I'm kind of relieved

Do any of y'all deal in free internet hugs? Cause I need one bad ASAP

3 years ago I was interning for the press office at the only museum in the western hemisphere to display a Da Vinci painting and now I work at a fucking IHOP fuck this whole earth

amber-j-awesome

I worked drive-thru today and a customer from the lobby thought appropriate to loudly tell me how I was too pretty to work there and a bunch of things and right before he left he apparently got my name (I was never near him) and he was like I’m not being creepy I just read your nametag. I mean he wasnt trying to be weird but I wish he wouldnt have done that loudly in front of the whole restaurant

kaylajac

man it doesnt even matter if he was trying to be weird, he still was a creep. im sure no guy goes to hit on a girl and thinks “time to get real creepy” but for a lot of em that just...comes naturally

my brain to me, anytime i like someone and think they might end up being part of my life: you’re about to make a stupid mistake getting involved with this person

me to my brain: shut the fuck up this is gonna be great

and just a little later i’m soooo saaaaaad when i turned out to be right all along and it doesn’t work out, but how come i get so sad when i knew it was coming!! the fuck

amber-j-awesome

Some random guy on Instagram like a month ago apparently sent me a picture of his dick via direct message (i never check it )…I have never talked to this guy before and I was like ummmm

kaylajac

dick pics are such a weird thing when you think about it cause can you imagine sending a random dude a pic of your vag?? i would never in a million years feel like that’s a good idea and i’m sure 99+% of women wouldn’t do it either...yet so many dudes are like “oh yah...lemme send this chick a picture of my ding dong...that's a good plan”