fuck arthur lester club

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BLOCK ME IF YOU DON'T WANT ME ON YOUR POSTS. I'LL UNDERSTAND I CAN READ MY USERNAME AS WELL

[kaynes-tentacle-dick]

Fuck Arthur Lester (we hate him) or fuck Arthur Lester (sex)

(Asking cause I initially thought this was a page for you to hate on malevolent fans but then I saw everything else lmao)

bang on with the comprehension skills but i'm gonna ask you to use them one last time and take a good long look at my url before answering your own question

[rizzkolnikov11]

Geronimo Stilton-Malevolent crossover stay with me now😔

[kaynes-tentacle-dick]

hewwo!!!! tumbww usew kaynes tentacwew dic!!!!!! >w<

( @arthur-lesters-phantom-tail )

[snuffes]

"What do I see?"

[moookar]

Don’t ever let me render a shitpost again

Someone please use one of these as a profile picture. I think it would be really funny

[zil-street]

All those children you left without a father…

[evilturble]

mornings with arthur and john malevolent

[potato-lord-but-not]

Holy Ghosts: Chapter 2. Part 2.

Haha Noel hey buddy what was that for

[constellama]

the way that roach that you just beat with your shoe looks at you when it’s still alive

[formerlyarthurlestersspinalcord]

@potato-lord-but-not I am so very normal about her I promise

[lordofthesoups]

i was re reading my fic and going wow this is so good. everyone should go read my lillith fic because i love this fic

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[potato-lord-but-not]

Holy Ghosts: Chapter 2. Part 1.

SORRY ITS BEEN SO LONG OOPS part 2 coming tomorrow bc this section I did was too lengthy. ooo baby they’re getting somewhere

[writing-prompt-s]

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[er-idkhehe]

undecided

[cassieisinthebasementt]

I love my job

[red-raspberry-pi]

i have unfortunately joined the ranks of the computer programmers

[zonedallthewayout]

why tf did they hire me

[arthur-lesters-whimpering]

oh no

[kaynes-tentacle-dick]

hehheh.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is

[andhumanslovedstories]

My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, “the only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,” and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like “if you’re gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those words”

[birdthany]

I’m in training to become a phlebotomist and at my last class we did blood typing and let me tell you when I walked into the lab to see A/B/O written in massive letters on the whiteboard I felt six years come off my lifespan

[realitycheckbounced]

once I used a phrase alpha and omega of something during a lecture and one of the students giggled so hysterically I *knew* and I looked at her and she looked at me, and let me tell you, this was the most profound moment of horror and understanding I have ever shared with another person

[kaynes-tentacle-dick]

Are you team option 1 or team option 2?

team option one. 51% KEEP IT STRONG LADS

[kaynes-tentacle-dick]

PATREON HAVERS DM ME AND I WILL WRITE OR DRAW FOR YOU TO BUY A VOTE

[larsons-ahegao-face]