this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

bliss lane
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
noise dept.
KIROKAZE

#extradirty
Claire Keane

Love Begins
NASA
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Misplaced Lens Cap

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@snuffes
this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually
everyone's afraid of looking busted everyone's afraid of making mistakes everyone's afraid of looking stupid everyone's afraid of embarrassment everyone's afraid of imperfections because of the damn PANOPTICON that is current society and it's fucking STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This tweet read me to filth
I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god
I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is
I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.
the forest is also a metaphor for his bush
how does this post have almost 20k notes and senshi isn’t even winning. the poll is not over he needs your help!!!!!! do it for the fat boys
It really is hilarious because whenever you start your art journey, you watch all the videos and ask artists and they all give tips and help but it all ends up coming down to "you just have to practice".
And it pisses you off because bruh how am I supposed to practice this shit if I can't even do this first couple of fucking lines to make a good cylinder.
And then you start drawing and it sucks and you keep doing it, and you learn new skills and tricks, and you even end up developing an art style naturally (which they told you you would do, and you didn't believe them, but it came free with the constantly drawing in a way that made you comfortable and learning the medium).
And at the end of it all, someone else asks wow how you did all of that, and after all this time of putting in effort you finally have to eat crow and admit that the answer is... Damn... you really have to practice 🤣🤣🤣
lots of people who go to art school or went there haven't improved a bit or have improved very marginally
why?
because they don't\didn't actually DO much
no amount of education, talent or tips &tricks videos can outmaneuver personal time investment
Boss tries to fire me for poor performance but I punch the ground and spit out blood and say "No... this isn't how this ends" while my leitmotif plays
Boss fires me for my poorly-composed leitmotif
i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries
Don’t leave this in the tags
🇬🇧 Hello there! I haven't shared my art here in a long time. For my return, I would like to make an offering of this perfectly normal cat inspired by medieval marginalia.
Tumblr's deal with OpenAI in early 2024 left a very sour taste in my mouth. But unlike Instagram which gives me hives in its current form, I still visit here often enough. Let's try this again, shall we?
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
just gonna leave these here
oh and this fan art
1 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7123389]
2 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7204896]
I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????
i would read that fanfic ngl
About my fish??
HELP?????
YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED
WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY
FUJOSHI FISH????
still think about that post that’s like dragon age characters are always breaking character to go on suspiciously detailed centrist rants. it’s so funny. what if that happened to all of us
my roommate: hey kate when you’re at the store can you pick up some paper towels, we’re out
me: oh? paper towels?
my roommate: yeah thanks
me: what an interesting request
my roommate: uh—
me: disastrous for the environment, paper towels. or at least that’s what they say. swaths of forests cut down to make them every hour
my roommate: oh ok yeah i mean if you’d prefer we could look into using cloth towels—
me: oh! but bacteria builds up on cloth towels so easily. i knew a man a while back. yes, i’d even call him a friend. he died from an infection caused by a cloth towel that an environmentalist forced him to use against his will
my roommate: dude what—
me: it’s just so hard to know what the right choice is
my roommate: oh hold up you’re breaking character to go on a suspiciously detailed centrist rant, i forgot you told me you did this sometimes
me: maybe both sides are wrong
I just keep thinking about how Ryland Grace used to be a regular at his local diner.
Agnes Sprites 🍄🟫
Thankfully, this robin has saved the day and won the game. Both teams have come together and will never fight again