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i really appreciate seeing all the posts on my dash recently to the effect of "shutting down conversations about race/gender/minorities in fandom spaces because 'fandom is meant to be fun' is just an excuse to not think critically about the bigoted behaviors you are exhibiting". i hope that this energy carries over into the gaming sphere next pleaaseee
pokemon is a series about building Your own team and going on Your own adventure with creatures that You collect and befriend, and is designed from the ground up to be personal and immersive. i have never been able to look like myself in a pokemon game. if i bought pokemon z a today and booted it up and tried to customize myself, i would not be able to look like myself. just fuck me i guess.
ok yay
They are right! It is supposed to be fun!
You are not having much fun?
I'm sorry that sucks. It's just that I am really enjoying this game, it just gives me the feeling of being able to do all this cozy stuff. And that is fun!
What, you don't get the feeling of doing these things? Why? You are litterally doing them in game? Oh, it is because the main character does not feel like a representation of you! Man, that sucks, because the game is so much fun!
No really, if you felt like the main character is you, it would be a load of fun. It's just a fun game! I'm sorry you can't feel it. No I get it, the character does not look like you. They probably just fongot. But it is meant to be fun!
No, no, it's not racist, they probably just forgot about you when they made the game. It is a really fun game, after all. It is supposed to be fun. They just forgot that people like you exist. It's not bad, they just made a game and did not even consider how it would feel for you to play. But it is supposed to be fun! It's not bad or anything, they just forgot. No, yeah, they forgot about your existance and that is bad and everything, but the game is really fun!
I mean, they can't make a game that is fun for everyone, and sometimes it is just not fun for black people. No, no, it is a fun game, just not for people who are black. In reality it is a fun game! Yeah, no, or people who did not grow up around traditional european farming. It also is not fun for them. But that is just some people, the game is really fun, really! Just not if you are black, but otherwise it is fun!
Don't you get it? It is a fun game, meant to be fun!
this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone
if some people find me annoying and can't stand me because of how i think and act then that means i'm a fully realized human being with my own personality and opinions and free will and not just a reflective surface for other people's desires, which is in fact a good thing despite what people who want you to just be a reflection of their own opinions and desires will tell you, and why being considered "cringe" or whatever doesn't bother me at all
also it's really funny when you're confident enough in yourself to know that people not liking you isn't always a sign that you're the problem. like there's something undeniably hilarious about being aware your mere existence has the power to piss someone off and ruin their day and i recommend embracing it.
Oh fucking thissss
TRIED TO COME UP WITH AN ON-THE-SPOT ANALOGY FOR BEING ASEXUAL AND THE FIRST THING MY BRAIN SHAT OUT WAS "IT'S LIKE A WAFFLE MAKER"
Ways that sex is like a waffle maker:
1. Lots of people have one but you don't really think about it until they start talking about making waffles and you're like "oh shit they have a waffle maker"
2. Messy as fuck and you know what as far as I see it why even bother when you have pancakes, you don't need to bother with all those fluids and crevices with pancakes
3. WHY DOES EVERYONE AT THE WEDDING THINK YOU NEED ONE
4. Theoretically implied fun with whipped cream until it melts and starts soaking into shit
5. If you don't prep ur surfaces ur gonna have a bad time
6. It's fun in the kitchen but only on like special occasions cause again it's a pain in the ass to clean
7. ??? I prefer crêpes tbh I don't get it
Looking forwards to celebrating the 6th birthday of the post I made to describe a stance I was assured I'd grow out of by 13
Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/
theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh
reminds me of how artists flip the canvas to make sure their art looks good
Just flip the genders real quick and check if you accidentally made a cult
starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see
is Travis gay as well or is he oblivious to her awesome and undeniable subversions of heterosexual marriage. just so I can get a grasp on the situation and all
Full disclosure that I am asking this for the purpose of making a point, and also that I am in support of defunding police in favor of gradually transitioning our punitive, reactive, and heavily inconsistent criminal justice system with preventative action, reduced harm, and restorative justice aimed at rehabilitation:
In a world where this reality is obtained, where nonviolent AND violent crime are successfully and radically reduced but still extant, how do we intend to address it?
You see someone doing something that frightens you, that you do not know how to handle, which may be dangerous but also might not be.
How would you describe the job of the person in this world who you would want to call?
This is not a "gotcha". This is a goal we need to have in mind because it is a position we need to create.
It is an attainable reality, but to play along with me here, what does that profession look like?
A quick thought popped in my head: emergency line operators. Putting the burden to be better on the system. If I am a little stressed out and unsure what to make of a situation, the emergency line opreator should be trained in this and know who to send. I'll let it ruminate a little, maybe there is something better
What kind of day did Grian have again? 🧨
Grian has quite the lucky streak doesn't he? 🍀
Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.
Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.
#what the fuck#this one was actually really very short why is it still like that what
The shorter it is, the more concentrated the what the fuck can be.
I can help you with your math homework because the fantasy world's magic system was based on calculus and I was a gifted mage, stop nitpicking.
Wanna read it.
You just did!
y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement
y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement
People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.
People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement
People need to relearn the word "lying" and stop using "gaslighting" as a replacement
i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better
are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces
"are you really bad at it or are you in 'good at it' spaces" has derailed so much self-hate since I read it
this is a load bearing sentence in my psyche and I can't believe it's only 2 months old
i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this
every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly
Haben Ärzte noch irgendeine andere Aufgabe, außer einem zu unterstellen, man sei drogenabhängig, und einem zu sagen, man solle abnehmen? Falls ja, muss diese erst noch entdeckt werden.
An der MedUni gibt es einen speziellen Kurs, in dem man lernt, wie man ein Volltrottel wird.
Meine Theorie ist, dass man sich so gottlos durch das Medizinstudium prügeln muss, dass am Ende nur Menschen rauskommen die gelernt haben unter hohem Stress und Druck einfach runterzuschlucken und weiterzumachen.
Wie soll man von Menschen deren primäre Fähigkeit - also die die sie zum Arztwerden getragen hat - ist: „einfach machen wenn Autoritätsperson es fordert“ erwarten, dass sie Verständnis dafür haben wenn dein Körper „versagt“? Obwohl die dir sagen was anders sein soll??
So many people hate their own body so much and are so casually fatphobia toward themself and the thing is, when you're not, when you've healed yourself enough that you can look at yourself and say "my body is just a body that does body things" it becomes nearly impossible to be around people who openly hate their bodies. It feels like they're flinging their muck all over you, and you gotta shake yourself out so it doesn't stick. And misery really does love company. They'll talk about how fat they are and how they can't eat this or that or wear certain clothes or cut their hair short, and they want you to lament with them. And you gotta not, okay? You gotta not. You gotta walk away from that shit.
And you HAVE to pay attention to the things you say about your own body in front of other people, lest you become the person flinging your muck onto others.
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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