Home Is Wherever I'm With You

[homosexualprofessional]

when he stupid, but he’s your stupid 

[thexfiles]

[deoxyribonucleichyperdimensio-d]

[legoilas]

Me? Books and cleverness. There are more important things.

[vikander]

[soliddreamsblog-deactivated2018]

Every fucking time I giggle at this stupid joke

[the-bluespirit]

Rami Malek wins Lead Actor in a Drama Series at the 68th Emmy Awards

[slytherinnpride]

When my friends ask my opinion.

[thexfilesgifs]

that’s it, that’s the show

[luthientinuvielllll-deactivated]

You know what they say about the crazy ones.

[tn-redhead]

[kurainui]

Bites you to show affection

[dailychuckandblair]

[theweirdwideweb]

@ all of 2016

[kaypaton]

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Me: Shit is that a cop? No.

Me: Shit THAT is a cop.

Me: /dinosaur screams/

[g0d-of-thunder]

[sadclown-official]

i want all my tax dollars to go towards paying the production team of bob’s burgers to work around the clock. produce 100 more seasons of this show. reroute the entire united states’ defense budget towards more bob’s burgers episodes.

[pablohabbibi]