[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

cmon man, think like a , think like a chuuud, act like a woke *trying to corral a medium sized brown mammal into the corner*

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[ravenwarner]

Food illustrations I've been doing for a friend's newspaper

[fatmagic]

[pinniposting]

“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool

via

[deathwarlock]

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

[campyrrhic]

gideon at canaan house looking for harrow

#the locked tomb

[pilferedinstagram]

[wisedreamdelusion]

festival of carrot make us all right mind and sight

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[despazito]

[dogpuppy]

[lostcero]

[glittervermin]

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich