KazooSoloist

This blog is random thoughts I want to share with someone. And apparently that’s you.

[sanctus-ingenium]

I will trust in the darkness

[prokopetz]

It doesn't bother me when none of the houses in a fantasy or sci fi video game town have toilets. I understand that the floor plans we're seeing are simplified for gameplay purposes; the houses don't "really" have no toilets in the same way that the town's total population isn't "really" twelve people and a dog.

It does, however, bother me immensely when exactly one house in the town has a toilet. What the fuck.

[therisenmitten]

I wanna make my own superhero characters but I’m GENUINELY too in love with my favourite already existing ones to be original

[kazoosolo]

It recently occurred to me that the 80s are becoming a stylised fictional time period like 30s noir and medieval times before it.

[kazoosolo]

Check out these new and exciting Batman comics that will change the history of comics forever!

We’ve got:

⁃ Robin dies (again)

⁃ Joker and Batman’s final confrontation for real this time, we promise someone will die

⁃ Joker is back from the dead and worse than ever! Who could have seen this coming??

⁃ Batman is back from the dead

⁃ Thomas Wayne was secretly a horrible person

⁃ Thomas Wayne is still alive and a terrible person

⁃ Robin(s) die again

⁃ Some villain has enacted a full takeover of Gotham City! This will never be brought up again after it’s over

⁃ Batman is insane (again)

⁃ Batman fights the people with superpowers! (Again)

⁃ Batman is invincible because he’s so smart

⁃ Batman’s smartness backfired and now everyone hates him

⁃ Batman is going to get married for real this time

- Someone killed Batman’s fiancé (again)

⁃ The location of the Batcave was discovered and someone blew it up! (Again)