half sick of shadows

kyra/karma/kieren/// they/them///kindness is strength

[mrkanman]

king minos: get this monster out of my sight!! put it in a labryinth so i never have to look at it again!! gods holy fuck!!!

the minotaur, born like a day ago:

[tredlocity]

THIS IS UP DOG, STOP ASKING

[owldee]

peak lesbian wedding gifting I CANT

[owldee]

the saga continues

[marvelmerlinao3]

The saga has a thrilling closing chapter

[owldee]

ALSO THIS

[jingles]

x

[re-bee-key]

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

[maggotgrass]

Im fucking crying

[peter-b-tired]

Oh no

[everythingfox]

“Scared cat gets saved by two French guys”

(Source)

[faded-coat-of-blue]

This is so adorable:

1) those two guys don’t know each other at all, they both stopped independently when they saw the kitten

2) they both come to the conclusion that it was abandoned, and seem really distraught and concerned as to how it ended up there

3) the biker says he’d take the kitten home himself, but he’s allergic, so the pink and grey shirt guy agrees to look after it instead

[grawly]

Bro why the FUCK did your icon turn to look at me

[rosswoodpark]

Everyone talks about how animals can see colors we can’t but I wanna know wtf my dog is smelling for three minutes on the sidewalk

[kalichnikov]

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!

[miloyiannopoulos]

🕉.

[spooky-spaghetties]

who is this... who is this question directed to? People who have some actual dietary reason to avoid fruit? Who looks at a fruit plate and goes “nuh-uh, not unless I have a week and a 20k cash prize on the line.” Is the fruit platter actually the size of a four door sedan?? Has it been poisoned? Who made this??

[ruinedchildhood]

[cozyautumnspices]

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

[tlirsgender]

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

[grimehands-deactivated20200111]

[darkersolstice]

Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didn’t until I was about 26 or so!

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.

[justketerthings]

Numb lips are not part of the intended experience of peanut butter, apparently

[demonsgold]

yALL

[plaguedaddy420]

Are we just gonna ignore the part where op says they ate ants?

[hazy-october]

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

[lilywlf]

I like them

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

this is the nicest comment ive ever received

[boarofthenorth100]

I Exist

[boarofthenorth100]

Im Real And Im Out There Some Where

[shadont-deactivated20190908]

Source?

[boarofthenorth100]

[speedlimit15]

[notnormalalert]

[shiftythrifting]

this ominous shirt from goodwill in maplewood, mn

[loveyoufor1000000years-deactiva]

we know but we’re doing it anyway

[blogkhadra]

Milk in a cookie cup

[silkirose]

Backwards egg

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?