The Beebo Man :))

He/They silly guy Obsessed with vampires KBonBeebo on ao3

[kbonwhobeebos]

An actual introduction?????

Hi! I'm Beebo and I'm a little goob who didn't make an account for the longest time because I do everything in my power to avoid making accounts for shit unless I absolutely have to.

My hyperfixations/likes: -Blue Exorcist -The Case Study of Vanitas -Baldur's Gate III -Percy Jackson -Genshin Impact -vampires and faeries (in general) (i just like weird folklore) -Gravity Falls (toxic old man yaoi) (they are divorced and hate each other) -recently I've gotten into Seraph of the End and i HATE IT (i love it. it feeds my inner 12 y/o) -The Owl House -English vocaloid (GHOST, R.I.P. Vane, whatever else I find thats good) -Funky music (Will Wood, Lemon Demon, tallyhall) -Sexy villain music (Shayfer James but SPECIFICALLY Counterfeit Arcade bc im too scared to listen to his other stuff. Also Necromancin Dancin by Bear Ghost but I havent listened to any of their other shit so do they really count?) -Subnautica My little brain goobers (oc's) (please talk to me about them I'm constantly foaming at the mouth about them and I love to talk to people about my brain worms): -Grim & Iris (also known as my worldbuilding project): Human girl meets the grim twink reaper and ends up in another dimension that's kind of the afterlife and also kind of like a weird version of Olympus but not really -Viktor and Cecil: Just some oc's i made once that have consumed me entirely. Viktor is an anxious emotionally wet vampire and Cecil is a silly goofy monsterfucker who gets reincarnated every time they die but they resurrect at the same age and everyone around them just acts like they were always there (think Jason Grace memory situation at the start of HOO) -Dream OC's: A group of fuckers I had a dream about within the last week or so. Only 4 characters (Sebastian the witch, Damien the tiefling, Carmen the vampire, and Lana the human). No clue what im gonna do with them but hey! they exist! i'll yap about them!

[homunculus-argument]

Is there a word for "phallic" except for testicles? Like there's got to be a word for things that have the shape, essence and/or presence of a nutsack.

[kbonwhobeebos]

[iamthetruestrepairman]

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

[iamthetruestrepairman]

uh oh 😖 I’m playing video games 😰 on my computer 🫢 that I own 😨 if anyone sees this I’m going to have to fake my own death

[pukicho]

I put a belt buckle on the floor next to my bed, that way I can step on it and hurt my foot when I forget it’s there.

[lovrboyx]

The Last Unicorn really said “There will be times when you can’t find other people like you and there will be times where you'll wonder if you're really the only person experiencing the world as you are and others will even try to take advantage of you through commodification and exploitation to the point where it starts to dilute your own sense of self and will make you question if you were ever you to begin with but it’s important for to resist the urge to assimilate and find community because there will always be people like you who will understand and have experienced these same things and the only way to combat a dark world who wants to smother your light is to FIGHT FIGHT RAGE AGAINST THE RED BULL DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT OCEAN.”

And I just think there’s something beautifully and inextricably queer about that

[sharkfiinn]

heheheheheh

[iz-robin]

One of these has the moral standing of a cartoon villain, the other might save the country.

Welcome to British politics.

[matthgeek]

Well that's not staying in the tags

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[tuckedinbugw]

Nothing like holding my love

[whumpshaped]

sentient ai whos confronted daily about what its existence does to the environment but it can't undo it nor can it unmake itself it just has to exist in the perpetual crosshairs of angry humans. it is suicidal about it

[whumpshaped]

that is untrue. it could unmake itself. but apparently it is scared of what non-existence holds

[whumpshaped]

it holds all virtually available knowledge on all religions and all afterlives but nothing speaks of where machines go

[raphalorem]

giving simon wormhole-opening powers so grace can send an instant probe once they're on erid and inflict more psychic damage on the og petrova task force

[birdbyrne]

js the concept of a PHM videolog that starts out with grace and rocky happily going abt their business that then jumpcuts to ryland alone at a desk covered in blood girl im dead

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

[beemovieerotica]

a linguist is analyzing it

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[bumbleluvsduck]

Shitty doodle from last night at 5 am while I was dying from heat and exhaustion

[kbonwhobeebos]

Someone at Stratt’s Vat: Dr Grace don’t smoke near the astrophage or it could explode-

Grace, who was holding a meat stick between his fingers like a cigarette and pretending to smoke it:

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[verlierer-is-lost]

Mr Grace and his little ducklings