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I'm not you, now that would be disastrous

[averageblackteen-deactivated201]

Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

Where are those woke white people at!?

[neesie09]

The amount of notes this doesn’t have bothers me…

[tangdynastie]

Tumblr has 30-50 million active users. Why does this not even have 1 million notes?

[destinyrush]

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

Lmao all of the moods

[demumbridge-deactivated20200301]

why is this so fucking funny

[disneymoviesandfacts]

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

[itsxandy]

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

[meanplastic]

[reysjwalker-deactivated20160320]

I know this is supposed to be funny, but does it horrify anyone else that social media is being used by employers to monitor how happy we are to be slaves to capitalism and if we aren’t 1000% enthusiastic about having to work, you’re immediately terminated? He says “Good luck with your no money, no job life” but the implication is pretty clear–”Good luck starving to death because you didn’t live to serve me/my company” 

So if you express a feeling about your job/working/capitalism on your own social media space that doesn’t please your employers, you’re punished.

Holy fuck

This is some dystopian shit right here

[wan-shailu]

This is actually illegal in the US, by the way. There’s a thing called the National Labor Relations Act that protects your right to complain about your job (the reasoning being if you can’t complain you can’t find other employees with similar complaints to start a union with).

If this happens to you, you should file a complaint with the National Labor Relations Board. Source: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2013/01/complaining_about_your_job_on_facebook_the_national_labor_relations_board.html

And: http://mynlrb.nlrb.gov/link/document.aspx/09031d4580e8c5f4

[medusamaybe]

I have always been uncomfortable with this post and I’m so glad queerjoseph was able to put it into words for me

[supersexybisexual]

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

[iamnmbr3]

Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.

[m0dern-idiot]

[wormlin]

Spencer is the perfect example. He dropped out of law school, yeah, but he still got the fuck in.

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

And he retained enough to win a case against corporate lawyers after only being in law school for 3 days.

He also bought an ostrich on the request of a magic 8 ball.

[icedragon19]

Intelligence vs wisdom

[knifefightscene]

[mrkanman]

sometimes a clown is in your house. sometimes not. depends.

[boopednose]

Depends if I’m home

[michellepsychologist]

💛🧡💚

I love this so much

💚🧡💛

[zeonxox]

ALL OF THIS ugh my heart

[imagineleonkennedy]

Some positivity for your day

[small-town-spooks]

This is my proof that there are still good people in the world.

[funny-jack]

me at 13: *has acne*

somebody: don't worry it will go away

me at 20: when

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

[thetrippytrip]

So proud of you for this. Nobody else stepping up is the reason we as women get scared when dealing with strange men. Because she like this be happening and nobody wants to say anything and even when somebody does the attacker usually gets hosyile for not getting what they want. That shit is scary. And you know a black man is in more danger for getting involved than a white man. Because of our fucked up society - if he had been a white man that defended himself against a child predator, he would never have been cuffed. To the men out there, please do something if you see something, it is never wrong to stand up for a child who may not have a voice to speak for themselves.

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

🌹

[thefreethoughtprojectcom]

Support the troops by demanding an end to war!

#AntiWar4Life

[powertripenterprises]

I find it hilarious that the original meme used George Fucking Carlin as their punch panel when he was the most anti-military comedian out there, especially in his later days. It’s almost like people don’t actually listen to the messages they consume.

[cali-cocaine]

this is good

[embyrr922]

I’d just like to add, see how they behave when they’re angry/frustrated/exhausted, and if you see something that concerns you, wait until they’re calm, and then talk to them about it.

My husband used to yell when he got frustrated, but after I explained to him that I found it upsetting, he stopped yelling and started consciously working on asking for help before he got to that level of frustration.

When I’m upset over something, or just in a bad mood, I tend to withdraw. My husband explained to me that it makes him feel like I’m mad at him, so now when I need some space, I’ll tell him what I’m upset about, or that I’m in a bad mood for no particular reason, and I need to be alone for a little while.

See your friends and partners at their worst, but don’t assume that their worst is immutable. If someone loves and cares about you, they’ll try to accommodate you to the best of their ability.

[ladylike-foxes]

^^^^ This is the best advice I’ve ever seen on this site, and it is so important. Communication is everything, and is 80% of the reason my husband and I have such a healthy, strong, and supportive relationship.

[nikaalexandra]

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

[sohnderleere-deactivated2018072]

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

[diogenes420]

things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandom 

[fangirltothefullest]

So uh….. fun fact about turquoise

They come in varying degrees of blue and green.

[averruncusho]

THIS IS TUMBLR

[memescomedy]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[emiliusthegreat]

As a former cashier, just try not to comment on customers’ purchases, period. Unless it’s something really innocuous like “oh I haven’t tried that coffee, is it good?” 

But specifically, NEVER EVER EVER comment on: pregnancy tests, condoms, medications, or personal hygiene items. Mind your business. That stuff is personal and the customer is usually feeling really awkward buying it already. 

[biglawbear]

I had a horrifying cashier one time that needed to comment on EVERY item in my cart. “Shredded cheese, looks like you’re making tacos! And chocolate chips too? Yum, cookies for dessert!”

And secondhand embarrassment slowly rose in me, for she did not know what was coming. When she finally got to the condoms and lube, she just kinda. Stared at them for a second. And slowly and silently put them in a bag. And then stopped commenting on all the items.

[prideprejudce]

yeah the movie titanic was sad but i can watch it now and not even blink twice. bridge to terabithia on the other hand? i saw that movie one (1) time as a kid and vowed immediately afterwords to never ever watch it again. once was enough for that movie

[prideprejudce]

[nitrosplicer]

“You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children.”

-Madeleine L'Engle