i apologize for not thinking DID was a thing. I was totally wrong and it is totally a thing.
I’ll be screening all my clients for it from now on.
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@kedastrophe
i apologize for not thinking DID was a thing. I was totally wrong and it is totally a thing.
I’ll be screening all my clients for it from now on.
happy mother’s day, earth. i’m sorry we are destroying you
For hundreds of thousands of years “mother earth” sent every horror under the sun against her human children. Plague, drought, famine, volcanic detonation, and destruction on an enormous scale decase after decade, century after century.
And you find fault with us?
A mother who tortured her children the way she’s tortured us isn’t fit to bear the title “mother”. A mother who feeds and then starves, a mother who gives birth and then slaughters…
That she should find our blade at her throat now should be a surprise to none involved. We owe her nothing, least of all the compassion she’s never shown us.
you ever hated women so much you pulled receipts on a fucking planet
I got a cold last month and the price of grapes has increased, better kill the planet I live on to remind it who’s boss
‘This branch I’m sitting on is uncomfortable, lemme saw it off’
She has to care for all her children, not just us.
I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.
This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.
OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING:
“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”
“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”
“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”
YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”
Yo. This woman is published.
She wrote “dick aneurysm”. That happened.
Follow your dreams.
Lucipires (demon vampires) sneople (snake people)
I HAVE QUESTIONS
SO DO I
like who is this woman and why is she writing books based on what is essentially the content of my mums dreams like this sounds exactly like the plot of something she’d call me to tell me all about and i’d be like “…wtf are u talkin bout” and she was likE “I HAD A DREAM OKAY”
IS UR MOM SECRETLY SANDRA HILL
IS SHE THE CREATOR OF CNUT
I’m offended any of you can talk about anything besides the phrase “Dick aneurysm”.
Personally I am losing it “Torolf entered her like she was a lottery”
So
A lot of people were entering her all at once but statstically only a very small number of them were going to end up getting anything good out of the experience?
SO HOT
Today I went to court for a client. It was frightening and i hope I helped. Now I’m worried that I didn’t answer well enough.
Reblog if you 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.
Good riddance
Splits
Doing speed work today in the neighborhood. I keep seeing another runner during my walking breaks. Part of me wants to tell him I’m a runner too–I’m just walking right now because I’d doing sprints. Then a louder voice says that I don’t need the validation of an unknown middle aged white man shuffling around the neighborhood on a weekday morning just because he gives me the stink eye for walking.
This can save lives of many Black people who were wrongly convicted and arrested on drug possession charges. Please spread!
So the USA is trying to starve its poor to death. Not even an exaggeration.
The SNAP program is getting some work requirements applied again which are expected to leave up to (or more than) a MILLION people without benefits. Of these people, 97% are at OR BELOW the poverty line.
And the only way to “earn” your benefits - the way to “prove” that you don’t “deserve” to starve to death - is to work 20 hours per week, or 80 per month.
Either pull a job out of your ass (earn your paycheck AND qualify for food assistance), OR participate in 80 hours of UNPAID labor (PLUS the expense and time of transportation to and from a set, unflexible location).
And after working 80 hours (plus paying money you don’t have for transportation to get to the designated “program” location/s) for the state to “prove” you don’t deserve to die, you get… are you ready?
I’m gonna use the Florida figures, because that’s what I was reading up on.
Less than $200 in food assistance. The average is actually less than 150.
Care to do the math?
$150 for 80 hours.
$1.88 per hour.
The USA is a fucking dystopia.
What the ever living fuck.
@fullten @lady-feral I…what
Yeah, I was hit with this. We’re okay right now since we’re staying with family, though feeding us puts a strain on them as well.
I make some internet money that works out to about 125 a week so if I wanna keep getting my food assistance I have to itemize that so it qualifies as a 20 hour a week job, which it probably does, but it’s ridiculous that anyone has to do this and most people under the poverty line will not be able to.
I HAVE had real jobs. I’ve had enough real jobs that the taxes taken out of my own past paychecks already cover all the food assistance I’ve used and plenty to come. I have already paid for this food myself.
And every day a politician somewhere in this country wastes enough money to feed our entire fucking population.
I WANNA ADD SOMETHING IMPORTANT for anyone who thinks they might need to sign up for food assistance, cause a few people just asked me some stuff about it.
In your interviews and applications, they are going to ask “do you ever eat with other people.”
This is a trick question.
You’re gonna probably think “well, technically, yeah, I had lunch with my friend last week…my mom made me a dinner….”
STOP
Answer NO. Always always answer NO. This question is designed to weed people out. If you admit to literally ever sharing a meal with another human being, that actually allows them to deny or alter your benefit amount. Even though this is legally referred to as “supplemental” food assistance and it isn’t enough to live on by itself, Republicans already don’t want anyone to have even that, and they want to consider it “fraud” if you both receive food assistance and EVER share food with another person, whether you’ve used your benefits to buy ingredients for someone’s birthday dinner or your mom made you a casserole one visit.
The correct thing to say when asked these questions is “I purchase and prepare my own food” or “we eat separately.” Even if you’ve already told them you live with family or a roommate.
Remember: Republicans don’t even want assistance recipients to be able to buy “luxury” items like fucking pasta sauce. They would limit you to nothing but gruel if they could. They’ve fought and pushed to load the benefit process with “tricks” and catch-22′s like these to treat as wide a range of people they can as lazy fraudsters and moochers.
Hey @fullten , this is some super important information from bogleech here. Sorry to bother you to post it again but I think this might save some people some pain in the future to see this.
On the bright side, at least the president after Trump is gonna be Lisa Simpson
The best part about this is that she’d be just old enough to qualify for the presidency.
Listen to this week’s NPR Code Switch Podcast with Chris Jackson of Hamilton.
Another Black President Says Goodbye To Washington
Photo: Joan Marcus/Sam Rudy Media Relations
I taught the baby to say "activist" what did you do this evening?
I like that we start off the presidential race with the racist states because it really builds the suspense
For everyone planning to kill themselves in the event of a Trump victory:
Don’t.
We need you. The world needs you. We’ve been through this before, in one way or another, and we have prevailed. Who benefits from your death? Only those who want you silenced.
There will be blue skies ahead. There will be triumphs. This is not the end of the world.
Do not go gentle - we are here today because of the stubborn refusal of our predecessors to go away. There are oases even in the darkest of times. You are not alone, and you have not been abandoned. There *will* be blue skies ahead, and you will live to see them.
Remember when Doctor Fate got hilariously demoted? Harley Quinn actually went to medical school
Harley is gonna save this chimp no matter what!
That's Dr. Harley to you.
Me: I'm an adult. I can go to bed as late as I want.
*goes to bed at 830*