#1 Argo Keene Fanblog

Em || she/her, xe/xem/xyr || lesbian || 15 || white || taz graduation sideblog! I love Argo with all my heart please talk to me about him please please please || main is @ember360

[keenie]

“We need an Argo protection squad” WHAT DO YOU THINK I’VE BEEN DOING SINCE EPISODE ONE MFER

[portpebble]

SEMI-FINALS: Argonaut Keene (came to me in a vision) VS Papyrus (Undertale)

Argo

Papyrus

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

[Image ID: Argo and Papyrus side by side, separated by a red and black border with "VS" (versus) in the middle.

Argo is a koi fish water genasi with orange and brown patches all over his body, and barbels under his nose that resemble a mustache. He has green eyes and red hair tied into a ponytail. He is wearing a tight navy blue turtleneck and a turquoise jacket with a high collar. Argo is facing forward, looking down at a captain's hat which floats just within his hand's reach. Tears stream down his face, expression contemplative. Beside him glows the light of an unseen angler fish monster, within a dark void.

Papyrus is a skeleton monster, wearing his "Battle Body", which consists of a red cape, a rounded white chestplate with shoulder pads and golden trim, red gloves with golden trim, and short blue bottoms also with golden trim. Papyrus has one hand on his hip, and the other proudly on his chest as he grins, one eyebrow raised. His cape flows behind him heroically.

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[thefinalpaperheart]

btw *dies from lack of being kissed*, if you even care

[vvanite]

The commodore when he meets Argo:

[nedfuckindiscretionchicanejr]

[ID. A comment reply from TikTok user ___johnny.sins___ that reads:

Of course you have blue hair and pronouns 😂

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[mcnuggyy]

[transformersweatpants]

Hello and welcome to the extremely niche au I have crafted in which I designed what the taz Grad characters would be like if they were Stardew Valley npcs and also I should mention this is like honestly just for @mcnuggyy and mcnuggyy alone

-Firbolg lives in the secret woods with the trash bear.

-First heart event: enter the secret woods anytime between 12pm and 8pm. He is sitting on the forest floor with a baby unicorn in his lap. He explains the unicorn refuses to eat. You are given the option to offer advice on how to approach the situation: “Be gentle” (+50 heart points) or “Tough love always works” (-50 heart points) either way the cutscene ends with him comforting the unicorn calmly.

-His second heart event is you suggesting him a name to call him, and the suggested options include: Bud, Master Firbolg, Fitzroy, & Dr mushrooms.

-When you give him a loved gift he says “dis. is wery good” and when you give him a hated gift he’ll respond with “dis.. is a great shame.”

-Argo lives under the docks of the Tide Pool area of the beach, find him there any day where it is raining and click on the little basket on the docs, where you’ll find a small earring. As you inspect it, he’ll emerge from the water and exclaim that he’d been looking for that damn thing for forever!

-When you give him a loved gift he says “This is wonderful!! Thank you _, you’re a real me-hearty *wink*” and when gifted a hated object he says “I ah. I don’t know how I feel about this.”

-Fitzroy joins the Valley winter 1st in a cutscene initiated by you entering the bus stop at any time of the day. He explains that he moved here from some place you couldn’t possibly have heard of, and says he has nowhere to stay. You are given the option to offer him a cabin on your farm. If you do, a cabin will be built overnight and he will move in the next day. Most of his dialogue at the first few hearts is him complaining about the amount of dust and bugs on the farm.

-When gifted a loved item he’ll respond with “A gift! For me? Forgive me but.. it’s not a skull is it?” And when gifted either maple syrup or crab cakes he’ll respond with “What kind of cruel joke is this?”

-When you’ve gained three or more hearts with Fitzroy, you’ll occasionally get a letter in the mail containing a crab with the note “Snippers had a son. I can’t care for two.”

[vvanite]

TAZ Graduation Ep 27: Long Way Down

[fromthecrypt]

theyre not my problems they're our problems bestie

[keenie]

i know ive been slacking who are the top posters for argo keene right now who do i have to overthrow to gain back the crown

[keenie]

Gordie :>>

My dumbass forgot I blogged a character thing 0.2 seconds ago and was like gonna be like omg yes so true bestie ! but now i remember it so here.

First impression: omg its sans undertale!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Impression now: he is my dad and I love him so much. He is unfortunately not Sans but thats ok because Sans is that other skeleton guy and Papyrus is there too. Ummmm anyway Gordie was the adult with the most braincells since he saw the system for what it was and expressed concern for the younger people who were getting wrapped up in it's shit and I think that's very poggers. He is a good good man and a good dad and would give the best hugs I know this. Also! Great to see some good adoption rep :) I love you Gordie <333

Favorite moment: I am not caught up on the podcast yet but the moment where he tells Fitzroy that he's sorry for how everything is :') GOOD DAD I CARE HIM he saw this wild magic barbarian villain and went "i think he could use some scones." and that's a beautiful thing.

Idea for a story: Ohhhhh I would love to write about like Gordie finding Rainer and learning how to take care of her anD LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN I LOVE THEM SO MUCH OK MORE ABOUT THIS SOON

Unpopular opinion: I think that Gordie has two moms and their names are Reina and Chrys (short for Chrysanthemum bc I love my flower symbolism) and Reina was a Lich Queen and Chrys worked for the Raven Queen and they had epic battles and whoops they fell in love and Chrys ran away to kiss Reina on the lips and they found Gordie and adopted him and they're kinda on the run from the Raven Queen but they're having fun and that's what counts. I think about this a lot.

Favorite relationship: OKAY IT'S SOON NOW so basically Gordie and Rainer's father-daughter relationship makes me cry. Like he sees himself in her because they were both abandoned at a young age due to their necromancer abilities and they can relate to one another in a real specific way which GOD is such good representation???? because not only does it cover the inherent trauma of adoption in a way that doesn't demonize it but also they portray it in a positive light without it being inspiration p0rn and it's just so good to see!!! and the way Gordie is worried for Rainer not because he doesn't think her to be capable, but because the world is Fucked Up and he wants her to be herself without having to fit into a mold AND GOD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH crying and shaking.

Favorite headcanon: Gordie is the sort-of-embarrassing-but-lovable type of dad. Rainer brings home a girl and Gordie is like oh what a nice young lady and makes them like fifty snacks and Rainer is like thanks dad we have enough snacks now and he's like well you're a growing girl! and makes twenty more. He checks in on them like every ten seconds asking if they need anything because he lives in a crypt okay he doesn't get a lot of visitors and he is just Excited To Have Guests!!! And It's Someone Who's With Rainer And Oh Rainer My Daughter Is So Sweet Have You Seen These Baby Pictures Of Her Look Baby's First Reanimation. and Rainer is like OK THANK YOU DAD GOOD NIGHT LOVE YOU BYE and the girl who she brought with her is just smiling the whole time because both of them are wonderful dorks. (also girl is zana).

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[lucky-charms]

I have a question, why do some people think that Rainer is a damsel in destress? In what way was she treated like one?

Because their were times when Rainer hold her self in a fight. And times when the Thunderman ask her for help, to sneak back into the school, to bail them out of jail if they get arrested, they even ask her and father permission to use their skeleton army, even in the future vision Rainer became a Lich Queen. The only person I know who was worried about her safety was her father.

[keenie]

are u doing ok em

I had a dream about maplekeene taking care of a baby dinosaur and now my hyperfixation is back. No i am not okay.

[keenie]

Having my ao3 icon not be Low Quality Argo Doodle is distressing Im putting him back.

[memories]

The day I started posting about #fuck the commodore for real was the best day of my life.

[memories]

The day I started posting about #fuck the commodore for real was the best day of my life.

[memories]

The day I started posting about #fuck the commodore for real was the best day of my life.